YSaC, Vol. 300: Either that, or it’s an elaborate meet-cute.
2009 May 13
Need hot hot guy – 29
Need hot guy, b ut not for sex, just make my hubby jealous. $100 easy money.
Must send pic and be white between 25 and 35.
It’s a time-honored female technique; make your male partner jealous and he will want to spend more time with you. Luckily, most women outgrow this technique sometime around their 8th grade Sadie Hawkins Dance.
I can’t think of a single way that this scenario can turn out well, and I can think of plenty of ways that this can end in the hospital. That’s always a bad sign.
I love the race requirements.
Hubby wouldn’t be jealous of a black man?
Yeah, i dont think 100$ would be enough to justify that kind of complications in my life.
It…could be a trap…
this could end VERY badly. anyone whos even THINKING about MAYBE going thru with this should atleast request a pic of her hubby first.
Yeah, but the ‘Born 2 Kill’ tat would really thin out the replies.
I think you just found the source of the next Lifetime Movie Based On A True Story.
So true!
Torn between the man she loves and the man she found on Craigslist and paid $100, a woman in ICU must make a life-altering decision, in the Lifetime world premiere of “Must Be Discrete.”
Not for sex?
If you’re gonna pay the guy, you should at least get a little fun from him before you parade him in front of hubby, or what’s the point?
This is so sad. How weak is your marriage that you have to hire someone to make your husband jealous instead of just having a conversation like an adult. This is just so sad and pathetic!
I agree. Most women COULD achieve jealousy with a simple conversation. Maybe her husband is far too reasonable for her…
The sum is far too low. You should be getting danger-money rates.
For real fun, meet the husband behind the wife’s back. Let him know the circumstances. I’m sure the two of you could come up with some interesting scenarios:
1) The husband gets his own girl to make his wife jealous.
2) Start seeing the husband to make the wife confused.
3) The first time the husband is supposed to “accidentally” meet you, have a black friend show up instead. Then have the husband recognize him as you. She’ll be confused. Then have the black friend ask for his $100.
Wonder if she’d try to explain to the husband that she would NEVER cheat on him with a BLACK man?
Her husband must not get jealous very easily. A simple email from a guy, or mention of “a guy I work with” in any context whatsoever, does the trick in our house. No need for elaborate ruses.
I was white between 2 and 17, now I’m a bit more colorful.