YSaC, Vol. 239: It’s definitely the second circle.
2009 March 14
looking for women – 45
i am single mail 45 yrs old looking for a friend/lover/solmat . am a social drinker open minded like to mike popple laugh and horney ass hell !!! can you take care of it grils ??? xoxo
Allyson sends this one in, saying, “I don’t remember Dante writing about it in the Inferno, but “Horney ass hell” sounds like a pretty horrible one to me.”
Please make your own South Park movie reference here. I’ll wait.
As for looking for a solmat, I found one here, here, and here.
This is a prime example of why you shouldn’t drink and post on the internet. Wow.
I know! I was thinking “SOCIAL drinker,” huh? Just how many people are over at your trailer right now, huh pal?
I would like to see a study that shows how many of these horrendous personnel ads actually get a connection.
I assume, based on personal experience, that there are just as many loserish type women as men out there and surely some must actually respond to this drivel. Especially since women outnumber men by a large factor.
Or, perhaps, it runs the exact opposite, with the women’s ads running to the “I don’t ask for much – and then have a list of 30 requirements” type.
Just idle curiosity and it certainly doesn’t detract from the train wrecks that these ads are.
I’ve been posting a lot of Men Seeking Women ads lately. There must be bad Women Seeking Men ads out there — that’s everyone’s new mission. Go find them & submit them!
I’d like to be able to help you out but I don’t use nor read craig’s list, ever. I merely peruse your lovely blog for choice excerpts of truly horrendous train wrecks.
Closest I could come would be to invite you to check out their own “best of” section which does have some winners, to include one of those “I don’t want much – 30 point requirement” posts.
I actually avoid posting things that have made the “Best Of” … I think I’ve inadvertently put in one or two by mistake, but in general I don’t repost those. Those get enough attention from being on the Best Of list … I’m looking for the unsung heroes of Craigslist.
Thanks for reading, though!
BRB, turning self straight and responding to ad
Reminds me of that episode of Cops I saw once where a couple was arrested for camping out in a U-Haul. Sleeping in that Granny’s Attic extension is kind of genius. Um, I’m sure I had a point here, but I don’t know what it is anymore….
Wow! What city/state did you find this under? I think this is the soulmat I’ve been searching for my whole life! I LOVE horney ass hell, and I’ve got a grill that really should be cleaned soon.
I never thought my pric chumming would finally come…
Vanessa
http://www.wideawakeinwonderland.com
Who CARES what city and state this is? It’s your soulmat! Carpe Diem! Load up all your possessions and move to his trailer with him where you, too, can drink socially and post on the internet while discussing all the many things you have in common.
This man won’t last long…strike while the iron is hot. Eh, well – lukewarm at least.
I’ve done a fair amount of internet dating, and somehow it frightens me if that guy is out there too. Still, caveat emptor, and thankfully for us, we have plenty of information: he’s not literate enough to use a spell-checker, nor apparently does he have a friend to reality-check his wording or horrendous photo skills.
If you tried spell-checker on this posting, I think your spell-check would just give up and walk out the door shaking it’s head.
He’s only 45?? Man, that is some haaaaard livin’ right there!
Actually, “horny ass hell” is likely Dante’s second circle.
See title of post.
Oops, put me in the eighth circle, thieves division then.
Mike Popple? I don’t remember him. Of course, I only remember Party Popple and Puffball Popple.
Augh! My brain feels dirty.
awwwww…how can you not love this guy with such a loving tribute to the 1980’s popples.
I can’t help him with the solmat, but I found his friend, Mike Popple.
Too funny with the ‘solmat’ thing -I love it!!
This has to be a joke. There’s no way that anyone can use so many of the same types of typos so consistently. I mean, he gets “friend” right (a common typo), but uses “mike popple” instead of “make people”? I don’t buy it.
He’s a MAIL and he’s looking for GRILS! OMG *dies*
Even my notoriously low standards are atmospheres above this gentleman.
Methinks he seeks a solmat because he’s spent too long with haz-mats…
I am totally posting this on my blog!
I love your blog!!
I know interpretations of such terms vary widely, but as far as I know for one’s drinking to be considered “social” doesn’t necessarily mean “under a bridge with other hobos.”
I could definitely “take care of it” but, sadly, I don’t own a firearm.
My super-secret laugh reference website states, “while a mike popple laugh is more than a chortle, it’s not quite the guffaw it longs to be”.
Wow, it’s a good thing that he’s a single mail, because I wouldn’t want the postal service to have to handle more than one of those. Furthermore, I think I’d have to right “refused, return to sender” on that one. WOOF!