YSaC, Vol. 236: Taking one for the Team (Mobile?).
Very Different but very cute guy available for fun or dating – 22
Hey, “I am the gay friend”, and yes he could easily find a girl/lady and does. But, he gave me a chance to look around for him because of some stuff we talked about.
He is:
6’2 short blond hair, blue eyes, big arms, nice chest, nice back muscles. (Yeah, Ha ha ha okay so I check him out..lol do you blame me?)Personality:
He is a self assured, motor cycle riding (sport bike), average guy, He respects women, and takes up for his friends as needed. (he has for me)He and I talked:
not too long ago after I had gone out of my way to help him out (not money) more then once. He said “You know your one of those people you know you can count on. Is there anything I can do for you – no gay shit-!” I laughed and we talked for a while. I had shared I was curious about a few things:
1. I woke up once to another friend and his girl having mad passionet sex- it actually effected me. ( I was not interested at all in girls before that Point) as well as I am not sure I am now. I am “ha ha” bi-curious towards girls I guess. — So I asked if I could watch sometime because he described to me before how he had enjoy different things with women.2. I was curious about how he looked Naked. I said “I know I cant have you, but really wouldnt mind seeing you.
He told me “I could never just show you by myself, it would just seem to werid to me. I also would enjoy helping you determine in you were bi -with women- but could not do a 3 some with you.”
I was fine with both of those.
So I am seeking a girl/lady from 18 to 39 (he has dated up to 39 – she was hot – and thats from a gay dood..lol)
HERE IS THE DEAL/ OPTIONS:
1. He is willing to just let a girl get him worked up and take it out for him (he said he couldnt get hard with just me in the room etc). or2. He is willing (he might be scared) to let me watch him and a girl/lady have passionet sex. Providing they are willing. The one girl I knew, was afraid her breast were too small. No matter how much I tried to explain i was gay and didnt care…that it was more about seeing the passion and the fun..
He is willing to DATE or Do a Special sexual night. He really doesnt do one night stands but if you together want to do this project he would.
So I laughed and said “Imagin if you two hit it off, and got married…some day down the road we would sit and laugh out how you met”
So requirments;
That you be 18-to-39 (some older exceptions could be made)
He prefers white, or assian or similar
You must send picture, and I am working on getting a good dressed one of him.Note: I do not plan to join, I wouldnt want to offend him..unless he changed his mind. So do not worry about that. Also I am not looking to change him, so I am not looking for someone to con him into letting me do stuff to him. He is my friend and I intend to keep it that way.
Okay, let me get this right. You’re trying to find a woman who will sleep with your straight friend while you watch, so that you can simultaneously see your good friend naked AND determine whether or not you might be attracted to women.
What could possibly go wrong?
And how could you have possibly explained that in any more concise of a fashion? I’m sure it couldn’t have been done in, say, 37 words and a single sentence.
Wow.
Well, at least someone else is attracted to Assians and similar. I was beginning to think it was just me.
White or Asian or similar? How about a Maori chick who’s into gay men watching straight men having sex with her?
I don’t think this is a true “You Suck at Craigslist” entry. I think this is a “Let’s Find a Girl Who Sucks By Visiting Craigslist.”
@BillsBayou: The “sucking” part (for me) comes from the year-and-a-half long description of what they’re looking for (and the abysmal mechanics of the description).
I’m not commenting on what people do in the bedroom — I’m all for doing whatever gets people off.
Good luck “dood lol”! *bangs head on keyboard*
The only thing that post was missing was the *obligatory* “likes” and “y’knows” every other word. I call a rambling, nonsensical fail!
man, like NONE of my friend r that kewl, dood!
I don’t know, man, a lot of women will find that scenario really hot. Still this will end in tears.
what is “passionet” sex? does it involve an actual net of some sort?
I liked how he helped his friend more THEN once… that’s a lot of helping. Helping someone more, then helping them again. How do they have time to think about sex with all of the helping/being helped going on?
@kellyann, I think you can get passionets at any adult toy store. They must be kind of like hammocks…
I’m glad you summarized that, because even after reading the whole thing I still wasn’t sure who was gay, who was having sex, and exactly what they were looking for. Now lets talk about ‘straight’ guys who have gay friends who ‘help’ them out…
I’ll be over here in this corner, with my brain ‘sploding.
I bet in the next eppisode the straight friend finds out hes gay and that the possibly older woman was his ex girlfriends mom. Or something like that.
this is serioulsy goin gto become the premise of a movie. i’m sure of it.
I particularly appreciated the Freudian typo informing the reader that an “assian” would be a good fit.
You can buy them and other sex toys at Amazon.
Once my eyes stopped bleeding (you’ve had a lot of these frighteningly long ones lately!), I had some questions. Perhaps it’s my fundamentally skeptical nature, but I’m somehow not totally buying this story, particularly the part about the writer being gay. What’s this all about:
“The one girl I knew, was afraid her breast were too small”? I can think of a lot of reasons not to have sex in front of another guy, but the size of my breasts doesn’t factor into that. Or being tickled by his friend’s homophobic “No gay shit!” comment?
OK. That’s a good point. Perhaps it’s been composed (and I use the term loosely) by a (extremely annoying, lol) manipulative straight dood posting an ad to trick some (mortifyingly desperate and stupid) gal into having sex with his friend while he watches or “accidentally” gets involved…?
I keep having this terrifying thought that once in a while some woman actually responds to these insane, poorly spelled offers.
@Julia:
I half-agree with you. If the poster is being honest, then his friend already knows he’s gay. I don’t care how open-minded you are and how close your friendship is, a straight guy who will let a gay guy watch him have sex is the gay kind of straight guy.
I half-suspect, though, that the poster is not actually gay himself, but that he and his friend have hatched this plan to get some dumb girl to agree to this situation, and that it will end up being a double-team when the gay friend is miraculously turned on by the girl…
Ah! Got excited about my theory before I saw someone equally brilliant had already thought of it 🙂
Yes, we certainly are brilliant. Now if we could only learn to use our powers for good instead of pointless. 🙂
Ah, yes. Threesome via conversion scenario. It’ll be funny, though, if when the “gay” guy reveals that he’s really straight, the “straight” guy reveals a secret too.
At least they didn’t end with “no fatties” or the like. The beggars can’t be choosers caveat was never more relevant.
Also, there is no gay man in the world who would compose the phrase, “he has dated up to 39 – she was hot – and thats from a gay dood..lol.” This is some questionable business indeed.
True. That was another red flag.
me thinks he’s still looking..the age is different but there are way too many similarities. i cant wait to move out of baltimore.
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/m4w/1076609366.html
Link’s dead. : ( Should have copied the text!
I wonder how he “had gone out of my way to help him out (not money) more then once.” I mean, if he was (is) gay.
Oh, for the days of newspaper classifieds, when they charged by the word.
This same guy has been posting similar ads for at least 2 years now. In the first ones, he was a gay dude with a massive crush on his straight best friend (no way THAT could end badly, right?) and he simply wanted to see his friend’s junk, but the friend said it would be too weird to “take it out”, unless there was a girl present. So, the first ad was pleading for some kind-hearted and open-minded girl to help him see his friend’s goodie basket, and in return, she’d get a new gay bff and a shot at dating a total dreamboat. In more recent posts, he actually wants to watch the dreamboat and the girl get it on, and only lately has he started adding the part about being bi-curious. It’s fairly common to see posts from gay guys who are looking for a female sidekick to help them bag straight men, the assumption being that straight guys will be down with any scenario which involves them getting some ‘tang, so based on the evolution of the ad, and the fact that the poster used to go on for several paragraphs about his friend’s charms, I don’t think they are running a con in the sense that some people have suggested. I doubt, however, that the OP is particularly interested in “experimenting” with the girl himself – I think he’s just looking for bait.