YSaC, Vol. 212: But they’re minty!

2009 February 15
by drmk

$300 Methuen, MA. guy SEEKING TEMP ROOM RENTAL Orlando to TAMPA


Seeking immediate room rental bcuz sleeping in the truck or hotel rooms isn’t my thing!

$300 I’m seeking a honest ROOMATE/quiet Clean ROOM to RENT. if you know anyone or anywhere that maybe available, Please advise me. NO GAY MEN

NO GAY MEN since they are that ignorant and sick that they can’t control themselves nor interpret this ad correctly. This is an ad for a rental not gay sex! Do you sickos understand?

I’m Straight up, Trustworthy, clean, genuine, soon 2b MSTR ELECTRICIAN, NON DRUG USER, NON Alcoholic, Highley responsible Guy who SEEKS ROOM/ROOMATE ASAP. I’m quiet respectful person.

Im road Tech Electrician(& REHABBER/Investor) that does contract work on the east coast for temp agencies till i get licensed and go independant. My mother is bipolar, snapped a carrot tonight and kicked me out. So thats the reason why!Hey we just dont see eye to eye.

EMAIL MIKE Anthony A. ==>bronxboy[number]@yahoo.com call xxx-xxx-xxxx. TY people. My site www.[crappy single page “business” website preying on foreclosures].com

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Um, yeah. The bolding? That’s his. The spacing? Also his. The homophobia? Entirely his.

And until the recent carrot-snapping incident (one can only imagine what that’s a euphemism for), he lived with his mother.

But he’s quiet and respectful, as long as you’re straight.

Nice cat, though. This may be a real live example for the blog Cute Things with Douchebags.

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 February 15

    At least any future housemate can be safe in the knowledge that he is absolutely, positively, 100% not gay…

    I think he needs to be checked out to see I he is the one who is bipolar.

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  2. 2009 February 15

    D-Notice, I was thinking exactly the same thing: “Is he sure it’s his MOM who is the bi-polar one…?”

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  3. 2009 February 15
    bbpsi permalink

    It’s good that he included photos. You see, when I rent my rooms I have a rule:

    NO UGLY MEN since they are that ignorant and sick that they can’t control themselves nor interpret this ad correctly. This is an ad for a rental not desparate sex! Do you sickos understand?

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  4. 2009 February 15
    Courtney permalink

    All I can say is if THAT guy gets a room when it took me three months to find one from coast-to-coast, I completely give up any hope I had left for the human race. No I’m not a gay, carrot snapper – I have cats which were the biggest issue. But anyway… Orlando to Tampa, huh? Too bad he’s such a homophobe because he’d have a better chance in that area finding a nice open-minded home than another future unibomber like himself. All those sickos who just wouldn’t be able to resist his charm….

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  5. 2009 February 15
    Mandee permalink

    Poor gays…first the guy yesterday says they’re not his flavor, now this guy.

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  6. 2009 February 15
    Eyeris permalink

    Hey, thanks for linking my blog!

    I am now tempted to just put this picture up on the blog. What a fucking douche. Though he’s more douchey in attitude than in looks.

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  7. 2009 February 15
    dogface permalink

    A quiet respectable person who’s loudly prejudiced against gay people? Awesome.

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    • 2009 May 8
      VagabondClown permalink

      I was about to post this same thing.

      I need to inform my friend Thom that he’s a sicko that can’t control himself. His straight roommate would probably like to know that, seeing as how he’s been there five years and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED! *Smirk*

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  8. 2009 February 15
    Katika permalink

    I love how he’s not only “soon 2b a MSTR ELECTRICIAN”, but apparently, he’ll soon be a non-drug user, a non-alcoholic and highly responsible as well! That’s great! Sign me up!

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  9. 2009 February 15
    drmk permalink

    Eyeris: You’re welcome! (I looked for an email to contact you but couldn’t find one.) He’s just one pout away from looking douchey too, though. I can just hear the Bronx accent and the “How YOU doin’?”

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  10. 2009 February 15
    Courtney permalink

    Hey now, we don’t defame the great Joey Tribbiani – he was secure enough in his sexuality that he kissed Ross AND Chandler over the years and would probably have no problems renting a room from anyone regardless of sexual orientation. ;-P

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  11. 2009 February 16

    I feel like SNAPPING A CARROT just from reading this ad! So thats the reason why! SICKOS!

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  12. 2009 February 16
    Celeste permalink

    If he’s not looking for sex, then why did he post pics? Does he think his looks are going to get him a room?

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  13. 2009 February 19
    Lyn permalink

    One of my all time fave things is straight men who believe all gay men want to sleep with them.

    Dear Homophobic Straight Man: Gay men have too much taste to touch you with a 10 foot pole. kthx.

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  14. 2009 February 21
    Steph permalink

    Looks like he popped on Miami’s Craigslist too…

    “Seeking immediate room rental/roomate situation PREF FEMALE!

    I’m seeking a honest ROOMATE/quiet Clean ROOM to RENT.

    I’m Straight up, Trustworthy, clean, soon 2b MSTR ELECTRICIAN, NON Alcoholic, responsible.

    Im road Tech Electrician(& REHABBER/Investor) that does contract work on the east coast for temp agencies till I get licensed and go independant. ”

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  15. 2009 February 22

    Somehow, the repeated assertions of non-gayness are somewhat undermined by posting a picture with his kittycat.

    I mean, not that all gay men have cats, but in context, sheesh.

    *Disclaimer: I have three cats, and am not gay, but I’m also not homophobic. OK, so I’m kind of metrosexual, but that’s not the point.

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    • 2010 February 25
      Haeze permalink

      Or perhaps it is the fact that he wears eyeliner that attracts gay men…

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  16. 2009 March 5
    Wrabner permalink

    @drkm: you’re forgetting speeling prolbem tag

    Seriously though, this ignorant cat-stroking vomit-inducing homophobic douchebag would think every gay man want to do tricks on him?? I mean, REALLY?

    dude, don’t flatter yourself!

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  17. 2009 March 16
    blake permalink

    Wow. Lou ferrigno could be my roomate.

    Note that the time is made for all-caps but still abbreviated “to be” and “master”

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  18. 2009 December 16
    Shane-For-Wax permalink

    Yes, I’m a sicko who can’t control myself! Oh baby. Oh wait… I’m a chick. I guess that’s okay, huh?

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