YSaC, Vol. 1798: It’s not how crazy you are, it’s how crazy you feel.
Over the years, we’ve done our best to take care of our single readers. Specifically, we’ve tried to make sure they thank their lucky stars every day for that status. To that end:
Single and looking for cuddle boddy – 37
age : 37
I am 36. Single and looking for a cuddle boddy or a friend to hang out get to know as friends have a good time. My name is #### you text me
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Okay In [location] any city s close by only. I am a good person trustful nice carving maybe something more in future see what can happen .
This person’s interest in carvings would be terrifying, in the sense that maybe he’d do some carving on YOU after the ritual killing. Fortunately, he’s gotten a year younger just over the course of posting this ad, so the Benjamin Button syndrome’s probably eliminated the danger by now.
Thanks for the post, SC!
I’m confused. Is this person looking for a Cuddle Buddy or a Cuddle Body?
Yes.
Sparky has an unrequited crush on Mr. Boddy.
Reply to norman@batesmotel.com.
Don’t be silly, Norman didn’t need a cuddle boddy. That was his Mom’s job.
Suckers wanted.
He would be perfect around Thanksgiving!
Single and looking for cuttle bone……there, fixed it for you……
Windy…are you posting again?
I’m holding out for a cuttlefish.
Jazzie, PLEASE stop sharing my personal activities with everyone! I mean, no.
I don’t trust guys named ####. Last one I met wanted a different kind of “friendship” than I did. It took a while for me to figure that out, too, what with the grammar issues and sentence fragments he used when he spoke. He kept making jokes about his “10-inch piano player.” It wasn’t until I heard somebody else tell the joke right that I realized what was going on.
If I told you that you have a cuddle boddy, would you hold it agaisnt me?
“This person’s interest in carvings would be terrifying, in the sense that maybe he’d do some carving on YOU after the ritual killing.”
Dan, you forgot….”before”, or “during”….
We, as the good citizens of YSAC cannot discriminate against the Carved Before Ritual Killing Challenged, or the Carved During Ritual Killing Challenged.
Hereafter known as the C.B.R.K.C. and the C.D.R.K.C
Happy Festive Season from New Zealand all,
AKA, the land where your tomorrow is my today 🙂
Hammy, I am sure you need a new card by now, having been punched like four brazillian times. So let’s just assume it’s done.
Nothing to see here, move along.
Kidding! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, My Boddy!