companion animals
You call it such, it stays with you 24/7. Dont leave home without it.
Look-up the laws. Whether a dr. note, or from a unicorn, it doesn’t matter.
Does this person have a companion UNICORN? That’s AWESOME! The only drawback, of course, is having to clean out the glitter box.
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Look up the laws. Unicorns must be leashed and have current vaccination. The license fee depends on how many virgins are needed to subdue it.
Are we talking about a mythical creature….or a credit card?
I think someone’s been snorting too much sparkly unicorn dust.
Ew! Unicorn dander is still dander.
I had a companion mosquito that followed me everywhere for a while. Unfortunately, when I looked up New Hampshire law, it requires a license to possess “wild animals” with some exceptions.
The paperwork required three people (not unicorns) to say I’m a character, so I couldn’t keep it.
Next year I qualify for a free hunting license, so I can “take” all the mosquitoes I want.
Please don’t tell the state about all my companion bacteria.
Su-uch! Here Such! Where is that damn unicorn? Su-uch! Come on! I need to put the harness on you so’s I can go down to the Bingo Parlor!
I used to see unicorns all the time. Lately, not so much. I wonder what changed?
You stopped your meds, eh Windy?
cleaned your glasses?
No, it was right about the time Honey and I started . . . *ding* Oh. Never mind.
Look Sparky, I don’t think a unicorn can hold a pen in its hooves, and if you’re thinking it would write your companion note with its horn, well, ink isn’t what comes out of that.
or
There, fixed it for you.
I forged an animal companion note so I could take P-Rex to Denny’s and get his fill of flies.
Wait, is Sparky selling a unicorn, because if he is I think I’ve just found the perfect Christmas present for the ninja.
You call it such, but we call it maize. Call me, Ishmael.
Wait now, it is animals? Is it coral? A beehive? Fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat (aka not. a. giraffe.)?
So I have this animal companion. She is a unicorn. She says she will stay with me 24/7. Her name is Such. The other day, she started walking out the door. I said, “Wait! You said…”. She handed me a note from her doctor. All it said was “Not in a row”. Yeah. Her name is Such. Such a Liar!
Actually it’s okay. She brought me back a chicken.
Don’t feed it after midnight
If the “doctor” (or dr) writing you notes is a unicord, one of you needs more professional help.
I — I missed a whole week of box duty? How does that happen? Who can I blame it on? IF, Punchity Punch Punch. Glad to see you didn’t expire while in the box.
Good lord, Animal Lovers!
This one time, I was forced to cross a sound. I blamed it on the ferries. Unicorns had nothing to do with it. Ferries make great scapegoats.