YSaC, Vol. 1749: Turns out $200 is your price for flight.
2014 August 29
Yesterday’s poster was selling all sorts of wacky stuff. Today’s poster? Not so much:
Motor – $200
condition: like new
Robin
Well, $200 is a pretty good deal. And there’s really only two types of motors, right?
It could only be either this:
or this:
And either one of those seems like a steal for $200. Of course, my grasp of engineering may be a little fuzzy, but it’s still better than Robin’s grasp of Craigslist.
Thanks for the link, sd!
Read all about it! Craigslist scoop! Robin splits with Batman. Our reporter was told that “my engine needed replacing and he … The Bast …. Batman … Refused to pay for it. ”
First he took the Batmobile’s tires, now the motor. Tsk, tsk Jason.
(may be too obscure of a Batman refrence, I’m going for it anyway)
“Holy missing description, Batman!”
“Quick, Robin, to an elementary composition class!”
Sorry, Robin, I’m not getting into the whole “engine or motor” debate, again, not even if you pay me $200.
I know just the boat for this!
Sauron’s heirs are selling Motor for only $200? Is it infested with orcs again?
Contact Robin at Olin, Gloin, Thorin, and Durin, Ltd.
Robin in da Hood and his band of merry gangstas.
Steal from luxury cars and sell on Craigslist.
If I buy this I can…..get my motor runnin’….and head out on the highway, look for adventure, and whatever comes my way. Just the thing for the Labor Day weekend!
Yahoo!!!!!
Hey! Who stole the motor out of my box fan?
The best place to look for your stolen items is on craigslist.
Would this motor work in a Kenmore microwave oven? No reason, just curious. *throws diapers over suspicious lump in corner*
If it’s a motor neuron, I’ll give you a thousand buckets of ice water for it.
If it’s a hovercraft motor, you can keep it. It’s probably full of eels.
::In my best movie trailer voice-over voice.::
In the not too distant future; a world gone awry.
Off the Florida coast, Robin laid an egg.
On a family fishing trip, a shy, innocent girl, Lacawates Valtrus-Misjay reels in what may become the total destruction of large mammals everywhere.
Will huge manatee survive?
Will motors become the dominant species on our planet?
Can bees save the whales?
Watch as the epic battle for the future of all Craigslistkind enfolds.
See Sparkitus as he battles grammar and reason.
Become enthralled with Sparkytus as she wrestles with speeling and commas.
A random armwar fights a red table.
All seems lost.
In the darkest of postings, a hero emerges, Gerbert #2.
With the aid of his companions, Winston and Pickles, they become the only hope of salvation for the existence of competent thought.
Can they save our world?
In theaters neverywhere, December 21st, 2014.
Available now and always on You Suck At Craigslist.
Hmm, seems like Robin has confused what makes the van gogh with what you get for passing Go (and, man, that requires a lot of immodium).
$200 doesn’t seem like too much for a memory operated turbo oxygen rocket.