YSaC, Vol. 1736: Where’s the kaboom?

2014 July 30

inubulizer hoses/attachments


Just the hoses, new in plastic. If you have the machine. If you use an enibulizer machine for breathing treatments, text me or call.


“That earth creature has stolen my Q-36 explosive space inubulizer! Quickly, Gossamer, fetch me the enibulizer! It shall be fully enbubulized immediately!”

(Thanks for the post, Mickey!)

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 July 30

    The wording in that ad is rather nebulous.

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    • 2014 July 30
      CapnMac permalink

      That was exactly what I was going to say. Dang it. No Kaboom for me.

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    • 2014 July 30

      I must have mist it.

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  2. 2014 July 30
    CapnMac permalink

    Sigh, if only Nature abhorred a vacuous state as much as I do . . .

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    • 2014 July 30
      HamCan permalink

      You hate Maryland?

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      • 2014 July 30

        Let’s go with most of the east coast, shall we?

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      • 2014 July 30
        Brer Fox permalink

        Mary handled little lambs
        Little lambs, little lambs.
        Mary handled little lambs
        Their bleats were frightened so.

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        • 2014 July 30
          Brer Fox permalink

          Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know the second verse.

          Everywhere that Mary lands
          Mary lands, Mary lands.
          Everywhere that Mary lands
          The sheep were in the know.

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  3. 2014 July 30
    One Moving Violation permalink

    As any, or at least one evil pharmacist will tell you, it isn’t an enibulizer. It is an enibulinator. So sparky is really trying to unload his inubulinator hoses.

    Also, any, or at least one collector will tell you, if you take the hoses out of the plastic, they lose their value.

    Also also, all inators eventually explode. so there will be a kaboom.

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  4. 2014 July 30
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Huhh-huhh, huhh-huhh, huhh-huhh. This makes me very

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  5. 2014 July 30
    HamCan permalink

    *ring ring*

    Sparky: “Hello”

    Caller: *Heavy breathing*

    Sparky: “Hello?”

    Caller: *Heavy breathing*

    Sparky: *slams down phone* “That’s the 25th pervert that’s called me today, what’s with these people?”

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  6. 2014 July 30

    I like breathing. I like some hoses. I love Marvin the Martian. Can’t we all just enibulize together?

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    • 2014 July 30
      HamCan permalink

      That’s what she said.

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      • 2014 July 30
        nojazzhere permalink

        ….”enibulizer machine, breathing treatments, etc.”…..I just can’t keep up with today’s euphemisms….not that it would do me any good….

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        • 2014 July 30
          Brer Fox permalink

          You breathe in, you breathe out. You breathe in, you breathe out…

          …then they turn the hoses on you!

          Getting hosed is part of the deal.

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      • 2014 July 30
        Brer Fox permalink

        Yes Hammy, that is what she said. You can look it up. Right up above you. She said that. Right over your head she did. Yup, uh-huh, uh-huh. I can see it from here, I can. Right up there, Windy said that.

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  7. 2014 July 30
    limelolly permalink

    He wishes she said that.

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  8. 2014 July 30
    Ralph permalink

    But what kind of enubulizer? Tits aside, does it have a Lacawates valtrus-suka or Markis Parker trokers? The attachments have to fit the the drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

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  9. 2014 July 30
    One Moving Violation permalink

    I like breathing. I like some hoses. I love Marvin the Martian. Can’t we all just enibulize together

    Damned kids nowadays! Always with their enibulizer machines and their pocket hoses…

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  10. 2014 July 30
    meeshybee permalink

    It’s been a lung time since I’ve seen this kind of thing, Sparky. Not sure I would want to trust my breathing treatments to parts found on Craigslist. I’d have to asthma doctor first.

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    • 2014 July 30
      capnmac permalink

      [sidebar corey]
      Turns out the oxygen concentrator machines have rather hefty price tags on them, if billed to medicare (around three grand if memory serves); the hoses are not cheap either, coming from the home medical service.

      So, it turns out that there is a healthy (NPI) market on CL in these items. Like concentrators (with or without nebulizers), which run about $150-250 each. Packaged cannula hoses are $5-10, vice $20-25 each at the medical supply house.

      Medicare will only authorize one per patient. If the patient wishes to spend time away from the home (or just in a different room), they either have to unplug the machine and pack up all the parts and take it with them (under glamorous at best). Or, they (or their agents/assigns) get on CL and get a second machine for the other location (or to pack in the van/car/truck/what have you).
      [/sidebar]

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  11. 2014 July 30
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    This actually makes perfect sense. Sparky obviously taught him/herself to spell, and any 12 steppe pogrom can tell you that every autodidact needs an enibulizer.

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  12. 2014 July 30

    Box stats: Astro, Hammy, Hammy, Meshybee, Hammy, and C””J: PUNCHITY PUNCH PUNCH!

    I’m getting too old for this job. >-<

    Good Afternoon, K-9!

    Adores: 2
  13. 2014 July 30
    SilvaNoir permalink

    I’m not enibulized… inebreeizzled… occifer. I’m perfec*HIC*ly sober.

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