YSaC, Vol. 1728: Free as a bird now. (Was $10)
So many free things today! Look at all this free stuff!
television an shoe shelves
condition: good size / dimensions: 26
Good Panasonic TV bought in about 1999 works good and a shelving thing holds lots of shoes you must take both they free
That’s right. If you want the shoe rack, you MUST take the TV. And vice versa. But I’m going to go further. I’m going to insist you ALSO take this desk:
Free Office Desk – no drawer model
We have an office desk for free that used to be used in our office. This desk has been used in our office and is now being given away, we use cubicles now.
First one here get it free!
Call us to get this…
I know what you’re thinking – Why should I have to take this desk, just to get the shoe rack, when I have no idea whatsoever where it has been used? Well, tough. And bring a truck, because you’re also getting:
FREE–FREE LEFT OVER XMAS TREES FOR BOND FIRES
LOCATED AT [Location] IS OVER 500 LEFTOVER
XMAS TREES FOR (((FREE))). COME BY AND TAKE WHAT
YOU NEED. AD WILL BE TAKEN DOWN WHEN ALL ARE GONE.
What’s that you say? You don’t NEED 500 Xmas trees in July? Stow it, Sparky! You’re taking them. And just to top it off, we’re going to stuff this down the back of your shirt.
Free free
Free
Whatever it is.
Serves you right for wanting something for nothing.
Thanks for the free labor, Jason, Ralph and sd!
Well, you need the ropes/cords/whatever to catch the shoerack and panasonic tv, as they are on the loose.
What that has to do with Cubby Broccoli, Jr’s latest film about a British secret agent or office appliances sans culottes is beyond me.
If you want these items,
You’ll take all these items.
Just what are these items?
If you love these items,
Take them free.
(Free, free, take them free.)
The “we use cubicles now” desk appears to be upside down upon, wait for it, another desk.
So the price for sell is Fwee and if I buy one I get the second for fwee, too?
(I wish the <sub> tag worked here–Four (sub 2); 3; 2 would make some sort of formulaic pun, but it would be better graphically.)
When I find myself in times of trouble,
Straight to Craigslist do I flee,
There’s a lot of junk there,
But it’s free-ee.
But it’s free, but it’s free!
But it’s free-ee-ee, but it’s free.
There’s a lot of junk there,
But it’s free-ee.
Today at the YSaC Song Competition, Dave got in an early contender, with the ferrets doing incredible background harmony. Meshybee may have wrapped it up, however, with more use of the word Free and extra points for extra eeees.
Is there a challenger yet to enter the ring?
This reminds me of a movie…”Bond Fire of the Tan Free Trees”
1) Put the TV on the desk, with the shelving thing next to it to hold your SpongeBob videotapes from 1999.
2) Connect the TV to the wall jack with the RG6 cable.
3) Use the trees to burn your James Bond videotapes since you have duplicates on Laserdisc.
4) Don’t bother watching the TV; bond fires are more fun. When you get bored, add the TV, desk, shelves, and cable to the fire.
The second one looks like a tautology. Or maybe that’s just me. You know what I always say: tautologies are good in the morning because tautologies are good in the morning…
What type of Bond are we talking about? I could go in for some Daniel Craig or Sean Connery wood, but would not be interested in Pierce Bronson.
Kinda curious….there are three (free?) remotes on top of the TV….do they all work on the TV?…….does ONE of them work on the TV?….’cause I’m not interested in a TV (even if it’s free) that I have to get up off my free craigslist couch to change channels. As most of you already know….”free” is only worth so much. (and often free is worth much less than what you paid) Know what I mean, Vern????
I never work on the TV…unless it’s a Panasupersonic.
That’s how you really show your disinterest in someone. Misspell his name. I see what you did there MissMommy.
What kind of bond fires do xmas trees make?
James Bond fires?
Savings Bond fires?
Bail Bond fires?
Family Bond fires?
Friendship Bond fires?
Bearer Bond fires?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLZmiwAsQD8
I’ll take it all if the shoe rack is what has 26 dimensions, but I have absolutely no use for a tv with 26 dimensions.