Finishing up “Arts and Crafts” week here at YSaC, here’s something on which to display the fine jewelry a discerning reader like you has obviously acquired…
JEWELRY DISPLAY STAND – $15
WILL DELETE WHEN GONE
LEAVE MESSAGE AFTER BEEP PLEASE IF YOU CALL
IF YOU EMAIL , LEAVE PHONE # OR I WILL NOT RESPOND DUE TO SPAMMING
…assuming that the discerning reader like you is a wildebeest.
Thanks for this fine post, Amy!
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Is a belt jewelry? There’s a belt on it.
Nope, gotta put a ring on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
$15 is a good price for an aluminum ladder. It doesn’t seem to be bedazzled though. It needs to be bedazzled if it is going to be used as a jewelry display stand.
I really don’t see a jewelry display stand. Oops, what I meant to say is I REALLY DON’T SEE A JEWELRY DISPLAY STAND. I do however see a ladder thingy, a weed sprayer thingy, some tub or tray thingies, a hose thingy off of a washer, that yellow thingy could be anything, it could even be a boat. You know how much we’ve wanted one of those. Actually, the yellow thingy couldn’t be anything. I mean, it couldn’t be a lion and a giraffe picture from fingerhut.
I want to know where Sparky found his and hers propane tanks.
Judging by his confusion over what jewelry should be displayed on, I think the tanks are more likely held anhydrous ammonia…
Dear Sparky:
I am interested in your jewelry display stand. I think it would be a good way to display our collection of French jewelry.
Regards,
Babar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODshB09FQ8w
I saw one of these at Cabela’s a while back…some of you just don’t get cutting edge merchandising….marketing jewelry to wildlife is a HUGE untapped market….
P.S. If you leave message BEFORE beep, well, it just defeats the whole purpose, doesn’t it???
“WILL DELETE WHEN GONE.”
She’s climbing a stairway to heaven?
What? Just? Sigh.
Stand leaning on a canoe
(it’s for sale)
Don’t think about your earrings
(or your rings, they won’t fit on it)
Stand will delete when it’s gone
(if you call)
Please leave a message right after the beep
(can you figure that out)
Your feet aren’t going to be on the ground
The heights you’ll climb will really astound
Your rings in the leaves, your necklace on tree limbs
That squirrel has your broach, he’s taking it with him!
I guess it could have been a fixture from a boutique with an urban industrial theme that sparky acquired in a going-out-of-business sale.
Remember the 50 ft woman? Yeah, totally misunderstood. The reason for her attack? Someone stole all her jewelry then had the audacity to put the display stand up for sale on CL. The poor dear.
Sorry I’m late, jewelry really isn’t my thing, and judging by this “Sparky” it isn’t his either. Anyway what is everyone doing for Bloomsday? What’s that… Nothing! Well fine then it’s not like I had plans. I have a standing order with my milliner for one-thousand bowler hats and latin quarter hats. And a make your own ashplant stick station? That’s all going to waste.
What am I going to do with five-hundred pounds of the innards of beasts and fowls? To say nothing of the lemon scented soap that melts easily….
As you can tell I’ve recently finished Ulysses… I promise that I’ll stop being annoying now… I’m going to start reading Gravity’s Rainbow so there’s no way that can get annoying!
It little profits that an idle king by this still hearth, among these barren crags…list?
I swear that’s the last time I’ll be annoying on this blog.
Knock knock…