YSaC, Vol. 1707: Ew.
We haven’t used the “ew” tag this week, I don’t think.
free toy for adult woman
Getn rid of my adult toy aas got new one this one has never been used Save it from the trash. It goes info the trash later
Are we supposed to pity this toy? To save it from the trash out of some sort of sense of feeling sorry for it?
Because… ew.
Thanks for the ew, Jason!
Adult toys need forever homes. Won’t you please open your heart and your home and adopt one. (Insert Sarah McLachlan song here.)
In the arms of a Sparky. (keep it) Far away from here…
Arms?
That thing must be huge!
No thanks Sparkie I think I’ll just stick with my teddy bear
Don’t trash it, sent it to the island of misfit toys!
Windy, why do you assume the toy didn’t fit?
We’re on the island of misfit toys
Here we don’t want to stay
We want to travel with Mrs. Santa Claus in her magic bawks
A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys
For millions of girls but not for boys
When quite shirt day is here
The most wonderful day of the week
P.S. I did the rest of the song, but it was wildly inappropriate even for me. 🙂
Wow. That sound you can hear – that’s my mind boggling.
I guess now we know why Bumbles bounce.
Alas, dear Horatio, what dread posy waft o’er the night?
Aye, ’tis most non-melodious, you have that right.
But, anon, who art this Craig and his list?
When clearly, ’tis Ophelia’s toys so dismissed?
O, is that so, sire?
Then, I to the walls of besieged Harfleur,
To seize the breech or wall it up entire,
With a line of naughty toys, sold dear.
[exuent]
At least Sparky has progressed from trying to lure little girls with candy….he’s moved on to trying to lure big girls with “toys”. But he doesn’t specify what kind of toy. Is it it a Radio Flyer wagon? Nah!…that’s more of a boy toy….Is it a Barbie? Nah!….that’s not for “adult” women. Wait a minute!! Maybe it’s a, uh, you know…a, well,…….EWWW!!!!!!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING…uh,…what color is it???
I didn’t know you chould fit a Harely in the trash…
A Harely, yes. A Harley, not so much.
Harely harely harely harely, Rabbits don’t need toys.
I find this ad distasteful mostly for its sexist classification as the item in question as for “women”. I mean c’mon! Kink knows no gender.
And as an aside – go Pennsylvania on marriage equality! It makes us slightly less Pennsyltucky!
“…this one has never been used….” So she has just been resting her aas?
“It goes info the trash later.” Sorry, Sparky, anything on the internet is forever. Here’s the info. Nice toy.
A lawyer in Spain would like a word with you.
Free? Wow.
I’d have expected a re-homing fee.
A toy ass? Sweet clothespin jeebus, Sparky, that’s all I need! As if mine wasn’t big enough already. Tits aside, got any toy long legs in there?
She’s a successful woman who’s sick of the Casual Encounters scene. He’s a happy-go-lucky guy who just lost his home. Will they find each other in time, or will he end up in the trash?
The New York Times calls it “Not one I’d watch on a full stomach.”
Rolling Stone says, “I laughed, I cried, and then I saw this movie.”
This summer, love will set you…
This film not yet rated.
Trash needs lovin’ too. Who am I to deny that satisfaction?
Excuse me, I need a shower now.