YSaC, Vol. 1706: Don’t fear the gazornenplat
2014 May 21
The Winner of the 2014 Suck Off is (Drum roll, please)
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*HamCan! Hooray!
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All are now available as t-shirts and other things! (The llamanun mugs contain the YSaC group prayer on the back.)
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Here's a few of our favorite posts:
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Swedush Chef is such a melodious argot.
The community-theater production of The Seventh Seal was not a success.
Perfect for the husband and wife team who reap souls together. While driving a very practical car.
Kinda disappointed in what I learned when I googled this alphabet soup. So instead I’ll go with my initial reaction, which is Death has been given a pink slip and is selling his work tools.
So THAT’S where I mis-placed them…..signed DEATH.
Herzhie borgen miffle splort! Haffy wazzen diffle! Bork, bork, bork!
It appears that Sparky has a case of sickle sell anemia…
/Corey: Apparently, this is misspelled Swedish for what it says on the blades. I’m guessing it translates to something like “Igelfors Bruk Limited — Bankoliar Banko [brand].” The revised listing on craigslist says: “SCYTHE. IGELFOR BRUKS AKTIEBOLAG BANKOLIAR BANKO. $15.
Only 1 Scythe still for sale. The Scythe on the left of the picture.” Maybe the Swedish Chef bought the other one? /end Corey.
And now, it’s time to play BEAT THE REAPER………
Is that what the kids are calling it these days???
BANKOLIAR is my The Presidents of the United States of America cover band.
I really think the chances of this car selling are pretty grim.
I’ve been meaning to write some dada poetry:
Defono gigif birkrupe Dtologo flpol!
~end of poem~
Thank you! My poetry will appear in the nightmares and will come out in book form published by either New Directions or someone else. I have a lot of choices when it comes to what is published.
Once again, I’ve made this post all about me. It goes to show you that you never realize how self centered you are untill ypu post a comment on a blog… I’ll leave you all with that.
Guess what’s going to happen to you if you don’t tell me how you like my Vogon poetry.
I don’t want to writhe.
I just want to find a rusty scythe.
I don’t want to be too blithe.
But I think I found a rusty scythe.
And I don’t want to brag.
But I just found a Aktiebolag. (That sells scythes)
next line……
“I don’t want a pickle…..just want to ride on my motor-scythe-cle….”
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
gesundheit