YSaC, Vol. 1701: An Enterprising post
Oddly enough, this was posted in “missed connections:”
2 gave up is the worst thing you can do in a marriage – m4w
That is thee worst thing is to give up on you true love.
Married or not you had chosen to be married and take life with him.
Sad to say that some else would love to be with a guy that loves to have lunch dates.
It is a part of life to enjoy you spouse and company. No man is perfect.
You must be looking for a excuse to leave or probably had cheated on him the whole time. It’s best to leave the good guys for the women that have brains. Your probly the type of chick that all she does is nag at the guy. Just telling you it more your fault that you did not try to help your marriage.
If things get bad you are supposed to talk obviously you lost your husband. to someone that will appreciate him more then you did. Good luck on finding a guy that did perfect. Whores can’t be house wifes.
I have to agree. Lunch dates are clearly the harbinger of doom for our society. Guys that LOVE lunch dates? One step above axe murderers in my book. People who love to BE with guys that love lunch dates? Pretty much as bad as Stalin.
Thanks for the post, WRH!
Dude, you married Schrödinger’s cat; of course you were going to have marital difficulties.
See I read “take life with him” and interpreted it as “the couple that murders together, stays together!”
Translation: you dumped me, but somehow it’s your fault.
Oh, hells yes they can.
For the right price.
What I want to know is can they be virgins? Whores are experienced, but virgins are not.
Virgin Whores is [somebody]’s [band name]/[another band name] mashup band.
When I was younger, I wanted to use Virgin Whores as a band name. There but for
a complete lack of musical talentfortune go I, since there is in fact a band called that.I can’t do perfect. I can’t try to do perfect. But one thing’s for damn sure – if I could do perfect, I wouldn’t do it for a little while and then stop.
ooh!….ooh!….I love to have “lunch dates”….especially if you’re “buying”….
(that is a euphemism, isn’t it? I always wanted to be Richard Gere in American Gigolo….)
and I promise I won’t get all bitter when you realize I can’t do perfect and you dump me….for your HUSBAND for chrissakes!!!!!!!
Zero, I don’t think you are my husband’s type. What? Oh, I dump you for my husband? Hell no, he can dump his own boyfriends.
The difficult, I can do immediately. The impossible takes a little while. If you want perfect, then you should talk to Marty McFly. He’ll tell you perfect when your time machine stalls at a critical moment.
[fedora intensifies]
3 gave up is even more worst.
“It is a part of life to enjoy you spouse and company.” She wanted to be part of a threesome, but settled for just the husband. Corporations are now people, but they’re hard to seduce.
Wait, this isn’t really a CL post, it’s just an old script from an un-filmed episode of Three’s Company. Actually, you could probably sell one of those on CraigsList.
[James]When I first read this, I had the impression that it was posted by the lunch date lover’s mother or mistress. The post defends the guy as though he is blameless. Then I read, “Your probly the type of chick that all she does is nag at the guy.” Now I believe it was posted by his best buddy. His buddy that got dumped by his significant other. Sparky accuses her of probably cheating on him even though, “obviously you lost your husband. to someone that will appreciate him more then you did.” is practically an admission that he cheated on her.
So, if he cheats and finds someone else that appreciates him more, she should just buck up and accept it and not divorce him because he might have to spend money on alimony instead of beer for him and his buddies. Besides, if a
chickwoman divorces a guy, then obviously she is a whore.[/James]I apologize to James. I just wanted to be the first.
That’s right! Hooray for nerdy women!
I is good guy, right?
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I give up!
Oh yeah? Well, I can give up better than you!
I think competition is what destroyed this marriage.
Whores can’t be house wifes.
Isn’t that the latest reality show on TLC?
nope….Bravo…..
Happy Mum’s the Word Day!
Buckets of flounders for everyone.
One, that gets my seal of approval.