YSaC, Vol. 1684: Lucy in the sky with D##*m**#?

2014 March 31
by dan

Budget Engagement Ring – $300



Four channel set diamonds on each side of a larger stone. 14c. yellow gold. Size 7

Thanks Amy!

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2014 March 31
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Ah, yes. I had heard Wal-Mart had started carrying rings with cc’s to cater to the Nascar crowd. This is obviously the budget version since it only has one c.

    Adores: 1
  2. 2014 March 31
    LonePaladin permalink

    What’s really weird is, when I took off my glasses, I could see it just fine.

    Adores: 9
  3. 2014 March 31

    When choosing an engagement ring, always remember cut, color, clarity, carat, and close-up focus.

    Adores: 7
  4. 2014 March 31
    HamCan permalink

    I prefer Avis, they have better customer focus.

    Adores: 8
  5. 2014 March 31

    Budget engagement ring photographed with budget camera.

    Adores: 4
    • 2014 March 31
      nojazzhere permalink

      Is Anthony Weiner up to his old tricks again????? Carlos Danger, indeed!!!!!!!

      Adores: 2
  6. 2014 March 31
    meeshybee permalink

    Something tells me Sparkette wasn’t too thrilled with the budget wedding and budget trailer in her future.

    Adores: 4
  7. 2014 March 31
    camille permalink

    Aw, I love it when the Impressionists paint jewelry.

    Adores: 2
  8. 2014 March 31

    There is nothing wrong with your monitor.

    Do not attempt to adjust the picture.

    We are controlling transmission.

    We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity (sometimes).

    For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see.

    We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your monitor.

    You are about to participate in a great adventure.

    You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to – The Outer Craigslist.

    Adores: 13
    • 2014 March 31
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Great, I suppose someone is going to start controlling my horizontal.

      Adores: 8
  9. 2014 March 31
    Yancy permalink

    Colorized version of the Rorschach test. I see an alpine lake that is fed by a short, wide waterfall and drained by a stream with some slow and tranquil sections and other sections rapid and turbulent. Both the lake and stream have record-size German brown trout and king salmon. There are enough that I can catch, but not so many that I can catch without working for it. The rugged cliffs and the pristene meadows nearby are sparsely populated with all of the wildlife of North America. I say sparsely populated so shooting one, whether with my camera for a photo album or my rifle for the dinner table, is possible but not a sure bet. That way, as with the fish, I feel a big sense of accomplishment on days I’m successful and a sense of hopeful apprehension for the next day on days I’m not. A small cabin sits about a hundred yards from the shore of the lake so I can watch the occasional moose, bear, eagle, or other wildlife drink or fish without disturbing them and so the sound of the waterfall is muted, but still present. The cabin, while almost entirely rustic, does contain a transporter pad so I can live in the mountains but work in the real world without having a tiresome commute. My wife and children live there with me and travel back to the real world as I do, but other family and friends can only come when invited and the rest of the world is completely oblivious to the place.

    At least that’s what I see.

    Adores: 9
    • 2014 March 31

      I’ll have what he’s having.

      Adores: 4
    • 2014 March 31
      Demon Duck o' Doom permalink

      I see a manatee wearing a Geordi LaForge visor in a gamma ray storm. That is all.

      Adores: 4
      • 2014 April 1
        nojazzhere permalink

        Like I said….Anthony Weiner!

        Adores: 2
  10. 2014 March 31
    Otter permalink

    I see a space ship close to the planet Jupitor, struggling to escape an amorphous dark blob. It is once again a depiction of the never ending struggle with man’s inhumanity to man.

    Or it is a bad photo of a Crackerjack ring.

    Adores: 1
  11. 2014 March 31
    limelolly permalink

    Oh, look!!

    It’s Bigfoot!

    Adores: 3
    • 2014 April 1

      Silly lizard, it’s Nessie! You reptiles are always covering for each other.

      Adores: 3
  12. 2014 March 31
    Ralph permalink

    I suspect even the saddle light dish will get more programs than this four channel set, with or without diamonds.

    Adores: 2
  13. 2014 April 1

    The Inimitable C””J, the Dashing TC, and the Fun-Loving Dave with his Adorable Ferrets! Here’s your much-anticipated Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Thrill Seekers!

    Adores: 1
  14. 2014 April 1

    I THOUGHT TODAY WAS MONDAY AND TOTALLY MISSED THIS SNARK ON THE FIRST GO AROUND AND NOW NO ONE WILL READ MY COMMENTS!!!

    i has a sad.

    Adores: 2
    • 2014 April 1
      One Moving Violation permalink

      I haz a read.

      Adores: 1
    • 2014 April 1
      SilvaNoir permalink

      I’m here and read them! I very rarely get here early anymore (I’m here late at night or a day later… at night)

      Adores: 2
      • 2014 April 1
        SilvaNoir permalink

        Edit: and feeling rather quilty. Well, it has been a cold Spring so far.

        *peeks out from under quilt*
        *squeaks*

        Adores: 4

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