YSaC, Vol. 1676: Have a sammich.
2014 March 12
gorge forman free
I have a gorge foreman for free.works great just don’t like it. .in box.
“Hey Foreman!”
“What?”
“Have a sandwich!”
“Okay!”
*munch munch munch*
“Now have another one”
“Wait, I’m not sure..”
“Now eat this hamburger!”
“Wab a mibute im stiwweating the sammich”
“Here’s some hot dogs!”
“Stahp! Whaba you doin’?”
“Like it says on the gril…”
“I phtink your rheabig phat ron..”
“Shut up and eat this quesadilla, Foreman!”
(Thanks for the post, Ralph!)
Spurious Gorge.
Sparky does not like it in. .box
Sparky does not like grilled bagel with lox
He does not like his to grill his cheese
Do take it, take it please
He will not eat burgers with a fork
He does not like indoor grilled pork
Do take it, take it please
And gorge yourself until you sneeze
Out chunks of hot dogs, lamb chops too
Fill your gullet to the brim,
With promises you’ll still get thin,
Oh, take it for free.works, please do!
Happy birthday, Dr Seuss! I got you this free grill.
You can gorge and stay lean? You mean that device will give my my early twenties back?
Sparky thinks he’s Gorge Washington, and can’t tell a lie. Actually, he’s Gorge W. Bush, and can’t be misunderestimated.
“… how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it.”
(Yes, I do have a copy of Hamlet to hand and I did check the text before posting. No, I do not have a life. Why do you ask?)
But is it the original George or is it one of the many George Juniors? Maybe Sparky doesn’t have speeling problems, maybe it is a cheap knock off Gorge? Anyhoo, did Sparky poke holes in the box so George/Gorge can breathe?
Is it just me, or does that look like toilet lid? Better check to make sure it’s off before sitting down.
Toasted buns!
Doors! Doors! And more doors!
Toilet lid?….the phot0 does indicate it is set to “#2″……(hahaha…he said #2……)
“works great just don’t like it ..in box”.
Now I know why my last boss made me redundant … none of that ‘we’re restructuring and your job is no longer essential’, but a simple “I don’t like you”.
In the USA, unless you have an actual or implied contract, your employment is “at will” by the employer. You can be fired for no reason or a wrong reason, as long as it isn’t an illegal reason like discrimination. This imbalance in employee-employer relationships raises my gorge.