YSaC, Vol. 1674: Now I wanna find your dog
2014 March 7
free to good home
free chow mix year old to good home grate with kids and other pets moving and cant take him give me a call with any ? thanks for looking ### ### #### thatnks
And by “thanks for looking,” we mean “thanks for looking for the dog.” Because we have no idea where he is.
Thanks for the post, Stephanie!
That fuzzy friend looks suspiciously like a clematis. I bet it’s really great at staying.
And climbing.
But is he good with kids and other garden plants?
My dog sniffed my monitor, and immediately tried to urinate on it….that definitely indicates another dog HAD been in the picture at some point.
..by the way….pretty purple flowers….beautiful plummage, er, foliage….
Hmm, if Sparky here is a goat, then “grate” could equate to the lattice.
We are left to infer that the dog breed known as a chow is meant.
On that note, what a low-life. Chows are known for their tendency to single-bond to only one person. Spark here is just going to dump their dog on some person who will always be Not-Pack-Leader. So, the dog has to cope with separation anxiety; pack estrangement, and a sense of being given over to “enemy.” What a winner–Spark’ is lucky I don’t get to arbitrate such things.
I assume, if you could, that it would involve several shurikens and flashy jump-flips, right?
On the other hand, this Chow may have early on taken a dislike of Sparky and holds him in contempt. Therefore, the dog placed the ad and wants to find someone else to bond with. Unfortunately, obedience class didn’t cover selfies.
On the other paw…
…you have different toes…
Best. Camo. Ever.
“In this picture, there are forty-seven dogs. None of them can be seen. In this film, we hope to show you how not to be seen.”
But only if you are a dog.
What if I’m wearing a dog-suit?
Did you just hear an explosion?
OOOOOWWWWWWOOOOOO!
I am not.a.dog!
This is a sneaking ad, Chow-mix. The use of stealth is required.
Use the optical camouflage in your inventory to slip past the lattice fence!
…Chow-mix?
Chow-mix?!
CHOOOOOOW-MIIIIIIIIIX!!!
When I read the ad, I read “mix year old” which is confusing because we don’t know if the chow is twenty-five or six to four.
Is the left-wing really pinko? Colonel Sanders, what a bore.Is Sparky talking dog years, human years, perennials? Perhaps Sparky is talking food and it is years past it’s expiration date.Oh yes, and take note. If you have pets that are not moving, maybe because they are past their expiration date, this may not be the chow for you.
Does the chow mix theme song go like this?
Chow chow chow chow
Chow chow chow chow
Chow chow chow chow chow chow chow chow
I don’t remember what I learned about color, so maybe someone can explain it to me. Many chows are black and black is either all of the colors or none of the colors depending on whether we are talking light or reflective surfaces. Am I right so far? If the chow is none of the colors, then it is invisible, right? If the chow is all of the colors, then that is where the “mix” part of the chow shows through because we can only see green, violet, brown, gray…
Or if we just go by the date stamp, the chow ran down to 7-11 while Sparky was fiddling with the camera.
Well it’s obvious the dog wasn’t there in 2010. But maybe the timer on Sparky’s camera was just off by a few years and he’s there now.
Technically more of a trellis than a grate, but with kids and other pets moving, it’s hard to focus.
BTW, kids don’t always make the best pets. Just sayin’. You might want to think about getting a dog or something.
A parrot. As smart as Sparky, can live to be 75 or 80 years. Eats shoots and leaves.
In Soviet Russia, shoots and leaves eats YOU!
Unless you’re Soviet Yoda, then eat YOU, shoots and leaves do.
Said that, she did.
Windy, it’s not like you to insult parrots. Don’t you mean smarter than Sparkies?
The problem with kids is that they turn into goats. And the nannies need milking, and the billies will butt whatever they cannot
chowchew.Chow Mix….is that anything like Meow Mix? If so, I must decline as I have already eaten. Year old Chow Mix is probably inedible, anyway.
Windy, don’t insult parrots! You meant smarter than Sparkies, right?
You’re right, Otter! I apologize to parrots everywhere! 8)
Grate Expectations?
The ad says “moving”; and I guess this chow really did!
Legend has it that the chow is evolved from bears and lions. Lions are cats, all cats are ninjas and therefore chows are ninjas. So the chow is there, we just can’t see him because you know – ninjas.
On a side note, I agree with the Cap’n, Sparky’s a jerk.
Psst! He’s behind the lattice.
Tastes grate, less filling.
You mean this is an ad for a dog? I thought it was a recipe for year-old chow mix, which you then grate with kids and other pets. You know, to make a tasty topping for ice cream.