YSaC, Vol. XIX
2008 August 28
Looking for discreet married lady – m4w – 51
I’m looking for someone like me, married and want to have a secret discreet affair,this could be a one time thing or on going from time to time.Looks and race is not important,BBW friendly.I’m a white male gl, friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.Your dissection assured.If interested please get back to me.Thanks
What if I don’t want to be dissected?
I especially don’t want to be dissected as an ongoing from time to time thing. I mean, if I’m going to be dissected, I really only want it to happen once.
At least it’s assured. I won’t have to wonder.
The “BBW friendly” part makes me think “skin suit”.
o_O
OMG – I was thinking the exact same thing! 🙂 “It puts the lotion on the skin…..”
What is a “gl”? (I’m not a regular reader of personals.)
And how does “honest” square with “I want to cheat on my wife”?
gl = goodlooking, I believe.
Can’t help you with the second one.
It’s kind of sad. He actually spelled “discreet” correctly. But then… “dissection”? I can only guess he meant “discretion” – though he still wouldn’t be using it right – but how can you be able to spell “discreet” (twice!) and get “discretion” so wrong?
And that’s what makes me think he was looking for a science project. Either that or his spellchecker has a really twisted sense of humor.
So, probably he just left some words out. “GL, friendly, very clean and honest, and extremely creepy. Your dissection assured.”
how can we have a discreet affair and be honest at the same time… that really doesn’t work
He’s probably a politician. If so, it isn’t really dishonest to have an affair, since his wife should probably just assume it is going to happen… if she doesn’t understand that, well, she’s lying to herself, and who’s the dishonest one NOW???
The “discreet” part is just polite; why embarrass his long-suffering wife if he doesn’t have to?
“friendly,very clean and honest and so should you.” So should I WHAT? May I buy a vowel? Oh, dear, it’s just so hard to figure this one out. 8)
I agree with you AG, where’s the honesty here?
I’ve always wanted to have an affair (or optional one-night stand) with an honest married man who thinks that spaces are optional after punctuation and wants to dissect my discreet self into discrete parts after it’s all over. I’m so sad to be single, now, since he’s only interested in married women.
Look for Sparky’s unflinchingly honest yet discreet new book, I Am Very Clean and Honest (and So Can You!).
Wait… Sparky is Stephen Colbert?
Oh-ho-ho. Looks like somebody left there Graigs List dictionary behind. Sparky doesn’t even now how to spell “discrete.”
I’m terrible at keeping secrets, so…. while you’re at it, just hand me your bank information, and I’ll put together a portfolio to give your wife. There’s just not enough pictures of you, Sparks. I can help.
Thanks for the sex, it’s been a real slice.
It’s just sex. It’s not brain surgery.
OR IS IT?
Can’t operate on what he doesn’t have.
Apparently it takes a lot guts to cheat on your wife…
I did it once, but only once. Her heart really wasn’t in it after that.
I don’t even have the guts to cheat on my solitaire games.
You have to believe me, honey, it was never my INTENTION to buy an ad soliciting regularly scheduled ugly-bumping sessions with a random stranger (looks not important as long as gl)….. it just kind of happened.
He was really trying to sell a chipper-shredder and the ad accidentally got changed and posted in the personals section. It must be a computer glitch.
“glitch”, gl itch
a good looking itch I just have to scratch.
In Soviet Russia, honesty cleans you!
Huh, he’s 51. He’s a card short of a full deck. Can’t really play around seriously with that.
He should wait another year…. Oh wait, that was 4 yeaers ago. Now he’s playing with to many cards. Definately a cheater, watch your pocketbook.
Why do I keep spelling definitely definately? All of my clues got bored and left, so if any of you know, please tell me.
How many yeaers ago did they get bored and leave?
I barely notice “definately” anymore. That seems to have defiantly become the new preferred speeling. I always think of “finite” with some little bits tacked to each end. Makes it easier to remeber, but then I always forget to put that second m in “remember”.
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three.
BBW?
Builda Bear Workshop?
Big Bad Wolf?
Buxom Blonde Women?
Big Boned Wombats?
Better Banana Wafers?
Brown Bath Water?
Before Barry White?
Beer Battered Wallabies?
Badly Bent Wire?
Why can’t people just spell it out for me. I’m not a rocket surgeon you know.
Lou Stool, Dave and Ferret Tribe, Limelolly, One Moving Violation, ghostcat.
I think I’m out of crowded box jokes. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, First Wives Club!