YSaC, Vol. 1639: Too hot! In the hot tub!
2013 December 13
Free 4 person Hot tub Trash compactor
Free 4 -6 person hot tub 80″s ? No motor but inside is good with cover, Trash compactor works well older 90’S dishwasher door askew but runs. Again Hot tub does not have motor
Call if interested you need to pick up we do not deliver
Thanks for looking
Jen xxxxxxxxxx
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. The hot tub is really a time machine that will only take you to the ’80s, and once you’re there you realize you’re in the bowels of a spaceship with walls that are closing in and a trash monster that’s trying to squish you, but you’re able to escape because the motor’s broken and the door is half open.
Kind of a disappointing third act, really.
Thanks, Kit A!
Just what I was looking for to re-enact that scene from Star Wars! Now I can put 4 to 6 “friends” in the hot tub and they can pray that R2D2 can disable the compacter in time to save them!
I’ll be playing a snarky version of C3PO, naturally.
Dear Jen,
I applaud you for your proper use of the word “askew”. But your utter inability to find either the enter key or the comma leads me to believe that you are a cereal killer living in a trailer at the end of a very desolate road. And I know soylent green is people. PEOPLE!
Sincerely,
M2N2
Ps – I have a nice set of used cloth diapers I’d be willing to trade for a chainsaw. Please clean all the blood off of it if you’re interested.
Finish your Soylent Green; I made it fresh this morning, and it was no one we knew. Once you’re done, put your plate into the dishwasher, but you might want to stand back once I start it.
Fine. But I won’t like it. *licks plate reluctantly*
MissMommy….may I please use “Cereal Killer Living in a Trailer at the Very End of a Desolate Road” on my next “Trix Are For Kids” band CD? …and by “kids”, I mean “people”…..Soylent Green people….
Sure! As long as I get liner credit and a free CD.
4 sell 1 Friday
No motor, has cover an stuff
also rain, mebbe hard pouring,
but blender works
but not on Frday.
Blargh.
Cap’n – can’t you invent some “field work”? And by field work I mean sneak out early for a nap?
Were that it were as easy as that
On foul trideskahedral Friday
Dark under lour’g gloomy skies
An’ wi’ a project deadline nigh.
My get-up-and-go gone in the night
For reasons neither clear nor bright,
As sensible as a dishwasher
Submerged in hot tub askew.
Cap’n is in a meloncholic yet poetical mood today.
Weather be fou’ an’ lour
Mood be righ’ t’ same
Joints an’ lights an’ head
Be join’t in pain, in misery, in blargh;
Refrigerator.
Poor Cap’n. You know it’s bad when he channels Robbie Burns.
That’s actually pretty common–I keep Burns near to hand for a quick read (if not so quick as say, Ogden Nash). Burns is handy for finding dour adjectives and gloomy visions, though.
Time to worry is when Kipling and Burns get mashed together–Indian and Scot’s English do not well scan together, especially not through a Lowland-York-Umbria accent.
“Cap’n is in a meloncholic yet poetical mood today.”
…would that be a melonpoetliticholic mood?…
Make us an offer! Here at Chewie’s Free Used Appliance Mash-ups, and we do mean Mash-ups, you can find gently oozed, shiny and totally green appliances for your home and or yard.
One free ewok with every lack of purchase!
I would like to not buy several somethings, could I have a half-dozen Ewoks to go?
Sure, original or extra crispy?
Chocolate glazed.
Do they do housework?
After being squished in a hot tub trash compactor? Doubtful.
Trash compactor, door askew,
Doo-da, Doo-da
Hot tub, insides good for you,
Oh, de doo-da day
Not gonna run all night,
Not gonna run all day
I blew the motor with a hot-wired rig,
Now you can take them away.
Doors for Ralph!!!
Muy Bravo!!!! Ralph….
Ask for him tomorrow, you will find him a boxed man.
good with cover is my all cover band cover band.
I have some custions I’d like to askew.
1) Your hot tub is 6′-8″ s (80″). What the heck does the “s” stand for, seats? If it’s sir Cumfriends, the “s” should be capitalized like that big “S” dishwasher door you’re selling and they should be really close friends.
2) Don’t you think a ninety foot dishwasher door is overkill? It’s no wonder it’s askew.
3) How does the Trash compactor fit into this?
4-6) Does the “S” stand for straight? The dishwasher is Straight, but the door is askew? Does it play country music?
Ah, that’s swerveyor notation, 80″s means 8-0 seconds of latitudinal arc to the south. 90’S equates to 90 minutes of latitudinal arc to the South. Minutes of arch are 60 times larger than seconds of arc, ergo the use of upper and lower case notation.
Latitudinal notation is inferred, as that is the measure of north-south geographic displacement. Given the common levels of accuracy displayed by sparkii en masse it could be that ‘south’ which is along the rotational vector (that direction the sapient would recognize as either east or west). Which introduces a significant skew, as longitudinal arc units are varied in relation to their latitude. (With a further complication of the Earth being oblate sphere, the spin-wise circumference being greater than the axial circumference.)
Which is probably why the dishwasher is askew, having been used as a trash compactor in the hot tub and all.
I think maybe no more Fruity Pebbles for you.
Brer, Corner! And stay there all weekend. Naughty, naughty fox.
It’s so easy to punch people when they are in the corner! Brer Fox, Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, View Askew fans!
WAIT!…Windy…how did Spiro Askew get involved in this? Can we punchity punch punch him some more? PLEASE????
Finally, a way to dispose of your beer cans while you are still partying in the hot tub!