YSaC, Vol. 1634: Crazy bitle thing called love.
2013 December 2
2002 betle waswagen – $6000
hi my friend has bitle woswagen 2002
has sun roof is manual transmission asking $ 6000 no mecanic problems
has 129xxx miles is in very good shape inside and autside power lock
is turbo S 6 velocity is sport
new brake hed laight new fresh oil
for more cuestion call at ### ### ####
thank you.
“Hey Abbot!”
“What is it?”
“Wanna buy a car?”
“What kind is it?”
“It’s a Was Wagon!”
“A Was Wagon? What kind of car is it NOW?”
Thanks, Angela!
Hed lites? There’s a shampoo for that. I’m pretty sure it does not include betle nut, though..
Aw, that’s not gonna be good for my den druf.
hi my friend drove his Volkswagen Beetle and decided that the velocity should be sport. Unfortunately for him, the maximum safe velocity for that stretch of road was econobox. Now it’s a Waswagen.
Bitle Betle Boppity Boo!
Boopity-bop betle boop?
I’m not sure I’m interested in any car that has ANY kind of XXX miles, even if it is only 129. There’s not enough bleach in the world!
Dear Ralph, on behalf of all the tame parrots of the world, Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Wagon of the Past!
Dear Sparky,
I have a cuestion. Is it a bitle woswagon or a betle waswagon? And does your “friend” know you’re selling their car on craigslist?
Sincerely,
M2N2
MissMommy…that’s TWO cuestions….that’s ONE TOO many for a Monday morning….take ONE back….Sincerely,…. oh!, who are we kidding????
Yes! Listen to nojazzy. Take me back MissMommy.
I always have room for one more!
Ya have a big garage, do you, MissMommy???
I love the beginnings of a cyber romance!
It’s a big house. And it’s hard to say no to strays.
We hear it is a whiz of a was, if ever a wos there was….
Velocity is sport, but bitles/betles are basic wheels. Why didn’t Sparky use an automatic spellchecker to prevent this kind of manual transgression?
It is definitely a waswagen; the manufacturer decided it was so obsolete they committed insecticide.
This car WAS a wagon, officer, I swear! But then them aliens abducted it in their flyin’ spaceship and did some fancy cyborgification and robotifying, and now it’s a buggy! It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya! Hey, why am I in handcuffs? Don’t you mind-readers take my foil!
I have a friend named Beth who drives a Beetle. We call her Betle. True story.
“has sun roof is manual transmission” — I could never get the hang of pressing in the clutch before hitting the button to open the sunroof. I prefer an automatic sunroof.
What a coinky-dink! I was just writting mah Krissmust liss and the fust think on it was a bitle woswagen!
Ann this won huz jess 129 myles onnit!
Wha I doan unnastan iz whye this iz on hurr. I cee nuthinns ronge with the add.
This post has an odd sing-song sort of meter.
Which caused me to wonder if this is a case of English as third (or nth) Language.
But the word use scans more like babby-talk.
Which bodes not well for actually talking to Spark’ were one to have a cuestion.
Help me out on this. According to the picture, the shadow of the person taking the picture seems to be looking through a viewfinder on a camera. Therefore, the picture was not taken with a cell phone camera. I don’t know of any point and shoot digital cameras with viewfinders. It could be a DSLR, I think most of those have viewfinders. I would hate to think Sparky took the picture, sent in the film to be processed, scanned the picture into a computer, so as to sell his friend’s car. The picture is the wrong shape to be a polaroid. The picture doesn’t appear to be scanned. Oh, forget that. What really bothers me is that the person that parked the car did not straighten the wheels.
I have an older digital camera, a Gateway DC-M42. It has both an LCD display and a viewfinder.
[corey] My old Canon A550 has a viewfinder, too. (I always use the screen, though.)[/corey]
I have a friend who would be most disturbed by the shadow of the ‘photographer’ in the picture. Apparently that is a major ‘no-no’.
(Lazy corey) Most digital cameras do have a view finder because if it’s too bright you cannot see the LCD screen so there is a button to switch back and forth. (/end Lazy corey)
I would like your advice please.
See, I have this friend, and he has this car. It’s a bitle. And I was… I mean he was wondering the best way to sale it. You see, my friend, he thinks that waswagens are are chick cars and I can’t, I mean he can’t get any dates. I’m guessing I… he can get about $6000 because the sunroof has a manual transmission and a new brake hed laight. So if you can help me him out with his problem, I,he would be grateful. Thank you.
In case you were
wonderingwandering autside…Oh jeez, I almost forgot! SLUG BUG!! (*shoulder-punches everyone on this blog*)
Round these parts it’s punch buggy. And since you didn’t call no punch backs, it’s double punches for you! To quote our beloved Windy – punchity punch!
:falls over:
Owww, my arm!
I’m telling Mama Windy that you’re punchity-punch-punching people when she’s not here!
(Why, yes – I am a little sister. How can you tell?)
How can we tell?…you were aut in the backyard….shakin’ like a skits…
Now, come on! I turn my back for 129 miles, and you kids start acting out and getting all violent on each other! Don’t make me stop this thread, or I’ll give you something to cry about!
Silly people. You think he’s talking about the cute little beetle in the photo. He’s talking about the wagen that was in space in front of the beetle. Duh.
itle bitle woswagen climbed up the waterspout
down came the rain and wassed the wagon out
autside came the sunroof, dried up all the rain
and the itle betle waswagon climbed up the spout again
Brer Fox, I hate doing this to someone as fluffy and cute as you. Wait, no I don’t. Punchity Punch Punch! Now leave those chickens alone!
Good Morning, Automatic Transmissions!
By the way, only a few more weeks, and I will announce the winner of the annual Don’t Suck-off! I have managed to keep track of who has been in the box for the entire year of 2013, so on New Year’s Day I will be counting them up and should announce the winner shortly after that. 8) Good Luck, Commentariat!
Doesn’t having inside and outside power locks kind of defeat the purpose of having locks at all?
Sorry to come so late to the party, but my question had to be asked.