YSaC, Vol. 1615: I’m coming “out”, so you’d better get this “party” started

2013 October 18

A perfect, beautiful house – will go fast!



Any type of party need to be planned and make certain to provide exciting along with pleasure when youre planning it. Give your bodily baby outdoors and also allow it dominate this party getting ready in order for the children will certainly believe the get together is done specifically for the kids rather than a adult bash disguised to become childrens party.

There is absolutely nothing I hate more than an adult bash disguised to become a childrens party. Here I show up in my “party outfit” all ready to play “pin the tail on the donkey” and “bobbing for apples”, and eat “ice cream” and “cake”, when I discover that it’s a trick, and they’re pulling the double entendre quotes off of everything. It’s not that I don’t like cake, you understand, but I was all ready for “cake” and it’s just not the same.

Oh well. Thanks for the post, Cathie!

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 October 18

    We went through all the trouble to buy a foreclosed house in a great neighborhood just to throw your birthday party, so show a little gratitude, missy. Oh, and no, of course this isn’t an adult bash disguised as a children’s party. Now be a dear and ask the clown to make Daddy another martini.

    Adores: 12
    • 2013 October 18

      Dave, will you adopt me?

      Adores: 3
    • 2013 October 18
      zero.nada.none. permalink

      wait!, if that’s the party clown….who did I just see down in the basement….behind the old crib??????

      Adores: 11
  2. 2013 October 18

    Any type of comment need to be planned and make certain to provide exciting along with pleasure when youre planning it. Give your bodily baby comment outdoors and also allow “it” dominate this comment.

    I am so happy it’s Friday because the above almost makes sense to me, which proves I need to beverage and hide in my room until the weekend.

    Adores: 5
  3. 2013 October 18
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    Creepy! Please rent this house to film your low budget pr0n movie! No kids allowed!

    Adores: 1
  4. 2013 October 18
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    For twenty not for your baby amusement, pay for party. Sufficient architect gave me so the suggestions for this post. You will dominate the party not for kids in this minty home. Cleverly disguised as an amusing adult beverage party, past the fun time happy things and up in the direct pool for film and business. Don’t miss or thus exhibiting opportunities!

    Adores: 4
  5. 2013 October 18

    So… the guy who did the translation of the video game “Zero Wing” is selling his house.

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 October 18
      nojazzhere permalink

      I would love a perfect, beautiful house that will go fast…..that way my morning commute is over that much quicker…..then in the evening I can get to the dominate party….(not that I’m really into that kind of thing…..)

      Adores: 9
  6. 2013 October 18
    camille permalink

    If I’m going to give my bodily baby, I’m going to do it indoors, thank you very much. We do have SOME standards in this neighborhood!

    Adores: 6
  7. 2013 October 18
    CapnMac permalink

    I’m having a Zaphod Beeblebrox moment, so all I’m getting is “It’s so hip a house, it’s all bathroom, froopies!” Then the glasses go dark and tomatoes go flying.

    Adores: 6
    • 2013 October 18
      Windrose permalink

      Capn, sounds like you picked up the YSaC Virus! Quick, into the decontamination corner!

      Adores: 1
      • 2013 October 18
        CapnMac permalink

        Or, I’ve been reading too many of Fury’s house hunting woes . . .

        Adores: 1
      • 2013 October 18
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        In Soviet Russia, house parties in you!

        Adores: 3
  8. 2013 October 18
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Who needs a bouncy castle or a ball pit? Not only will this house bodily go where no baby has gone before, it will go there FAST.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2013 October 18
    Ralph permalink

    Foreclosed — All your baby are belong to us!

    Adores: 3
  10. 2013 October 18
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    That’s it – I’m throwing a Hallowe’en costume party where you have to come as an adult bash disguised as a children’s party.

    I won’t be able to sort out what’s going on in my house for WEEKS. Hope I don’t miss a mortgage payment and get foreclosed upon.

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 October 18
      Windrose permalink

      Remember, your house needs to be open every day!

      Adores: 1
  11. 2013 October 18
    Paul permalink

    It isn’t what sounds like may be an AB/age play party that has me scratching my head so much.. but the foreclosed home in _rentals_? That never comes out well.

    Adores: 2
  12. 2013 October 19

    C””J, You bring so much talent and grace and beveraging to the box! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Bodily Babies!

    Adores: 1

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