YSaC, Vol. 1582: This is not in Good Humor.
2013 August 20
2002 ford e250 van aic crime crack – $3400
I have very ford e250 van aic crime crack
2002
183.000 mil
2 fresare good and 2 battery and 1 eaectric power
And music device
Please call my xxxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxxx
Yes, this is very Ford e250 van crime crack. Very, VERY crime crack. I’m guessing that if you stopped this truck and asked for an Orange Creamsicle, you would get something quite different than what you were expecting. This crack truck gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “What would you do for a Klondike Bar?” — apparently the answer is “10-15 years”.
Thanks, SD!
Well, 2 fresare would be very good. I could keep ice cream in one and hide the drugs in the other. Just kidding! I’d put drugs in both fresare.
This is just so sad.
I mean first it’s popsicles, then you move on to soft-serve cones, and before you know it you’re strung out on Blizzards, just hangin’ out at the DQ trying to score all day long.
*sniffle*
inorite? the ice cream headache hurts so bad, but the high is so…
¡brainFREEZEbrain! *
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*Also, what Pinky hears about once a day.
Wasn’t this the band van for IF’s Fabulous Thunderbirds/Crystal Method mashup band?
Dave, there was definitely some crystal method involved here…
” Stop for Children” so I can lure them into my van and show them my special popsicle and crack. I’ll be down by the river utilizing my fresare.
Excuse me, I’ll be in the corner if Chris Hansen needs me.
Poor Sonic, how the mighty have fallen in this crime crack epidemic. Although I always wondered where he got that endless supply of frenetic energy.
I always suspected “chaos emeralds” was the street term for some mind-altering substance.
I crime,
You crime,
We all crime
For aic crime!
Okay one more: When the police search you, they always check if you’re hiding anything in your crime crack.
‘Cause it’s not like the correctly-spelled words are emblazoned across the front of the truck or anything.
And the sides. I think I counted six, but some of them looked to have some letters in white paint on white background, so since part of the words couldn’t be read I don’t think those can be reliably counted as correctly spelled.
This van belongs in the failed van disguises lot next to the Flowers By Irene van with the satellite dishes, long-distance microphones and camera lens portholes. Even though one was criminal in nature and the other was [redacted] in nature, they were both poorly thought out.
I can see that speed-typing course has really paid off. Spelling is so over rated. I find this post to be just CRAPTACULAR!!!!!!
Yeah this is a really fun one. It’s been a while since the last addition to the Greatest Hits sidebar, but this one has my vote.
This totally reminds me of the time I saw a scary hand written sign on the door of a house in the bad neighborhood near my house that said “free snowballs for kids”. Yeah, I called the cops.
(corey) As a point of clarification, a “snowball” is the colloquial term used in the greater Baltimore region to refer to a “snowcone”. (/corey)
The sequel to Men who Stare At Goats.
Men Who Scare Us Kids.
Look at all of the exes he wants us to call.
If you get too close to that van, you might get tied up and thrown in on the floor of the van. Which is good because I know I wouldn’t want to be seen in that thing.
In Soviet Union, crime crack YOU.
You know, the picture of the apartment building in the background brings back memories that I spent years in therapy to erase.
There is so much wrong with this, I don’t know where to start. When I see very ford, I think verified.
I see 183.000 mil and I wonder, is that 183/1000 of an inch in diameter or 183.000X mildot?
I see And music device and I shudder to think what kind of instruments he uses.
Maybe its just that I’m too tired since I’ve been up for 23 hours.
Perhaps Capn can [corey] us.
Looks good, despite the sleep deprivation.
Needs only one more–the ellusive angular mil.
For western artillerists, that’s 1/6400 of a circle (the Soviets used 1/6000). The Swedes have a streck, which is 1/6300 circle. There is also the milliradian1/6283 of a circle.
These suggest Spark’ has had a loop-de-loop or elebenty too many.
Hey Sparky rather than sell such an amazing asset why not take it to respectable districts and get people there to pay you to move it?
All bound for Mu Mu Land..
Excuse me waiter, there’s a Cesare in my fresare.
I assume the 183.000 mil refers to the tread depth of the painted rubber. The crack needs to be re tired.
It’s Ford Van Gogh…Vincent’s lesser known American brother.
As if icecream trucks weren’t creepy enough already…
Bombdude, long time since you were in the box! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Big Sticks!
I missed this yesterday… My 15 minutes is gone. I have so little snark anymore, what with work and life and…