Here we have a Sparky of few words:
Item – $10
Toaster
Why yes. A toaster is, indeed, an item. Hard to argue with that. A few more details might be nice, however. Is the toaster one of these?
Or one of these?
Because the second one would be much, much cooler.
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Does it work? Does it play? Will it pay rent? SOLD!
Can the item be reconfigured for use as a thing?
It’s possible, but you’ve got to have a special tool to remove that schmidlapper on the bottom.
Stick a fork in it, this Sparky’s done.
PECIL
ALBUQUERQUE
See, I can do it too. 😉
That’s what she said.
tucumcari!
For only $10? Aren’t you selling yourself a little short?
Limelolly, we promised not to talk about that. You know, what happens in the lounge when we get really drunk stays in the lounge.
Nope, 10 is about the right number…
That’s binary, right?
Trynary
Shrinkage, Elaine, SHRINKAGE!
Thing – $10
Stuff
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Bastards Grind is the name of my anti-Starbucks hipster coffee shop.
One of these days, I’m actually going to read the entire post (title included) before posting……..
Is it a brave little toaster?
Love the reflect-o-brick toaster.
Yes, but is it artisanal?
Does it fly?
I don’t see an electrical cord to plug in…is this a hybread toaster?
Flying out of the sun
The smell of toast is in the air,
When there’s a job to be done,
The flying toasters will be there,
And it’s Flap! Flap! Flap!
Now help is on the way,
This vic’try song they sing,
We pop up to save the day,
On Mighty Toaster Wings!
In Brightest Day or After Dark,
When times of trouble are at hand,
The Flying Toasters set a spark,
And hope is blazing ‘cross the land!
And it’s Flap! Flap! Flap!
Salvation from above,
A precious gift they bring:
Gleaming Angels of Love,
On Migh-ty Toast-er Wings!
*sniff*
I miss my flying toasters.
http://www.masswerk.at/flyer/flyer.html
Bookmarked. Sweet, sweet nostalgia.
I was terribly jealous of my college roommate’s Mac because he could run After Dark, until they finally ported it over for Windows. It was still never as good as the Mac version though.
The real question is “Does it float?” Because if it starts sinking, all the little crumbs will abandon toaster and try to swim away, but many crumbs won’t make it because they will get sucked under when the toaster goes down. Think of all those poor little crumbs that won’t ever reach maturity and become sammiches.
I hate these slice-of-life short stories. No plot, no character development, no sex.
No way!
Like, do youy mean no sex as in no gender? Or like, no sex as in the other thing that people do that I can’t talk about here because like, Mumsy will wash my paws out with soap. That’s like, Eww!
Just twisted reflectopron
Wait.. what?!?! No reflectoporn??
This sparky is substandard, obviously…
[corey] The afore posted toaster was placed below the ad by our revered Ostrimu(BBUH). The reason being, I believe, is for the benefit of we YSaC readers who are not experienced in the art of kitchen appliance. Some of us would like to have some context so we might have a clue as to what is going on around here. I do not believe the Ostrimu(BBUH) would post gratuitous reflectopron just for shock value. That is what you will likely get if you buy a used toaster.[/corey]
On the plus side, it’s much safer to buy a used toaster than say, a used baster.
Oh… ick.
Way back when I was in high school, (No, not the one with the Not.A.Lion mascot or the one with the condom mascot, the one with the bird. Yes, that’s the one.) this girl and I became an item. It was an innocent affair. You know, holding hands, just hanging out, stuff like that. (No, I never hung out by myself. If I just wandered around hanging out, I would have been expelled.) So anyway, it was hugs and smoochies, we never bread. Because of a rumor though, started by a friend of hers, [rumor redacted]. It wasn’t long and I was toast. So now I just eat my peanut butter out of a jar instead of making a sammich.
If you hold a toaster up to your ear, would you hear the poptart scream?
Or would you hear the silence of the poptart????
First rule of Toaster Club is no one talks about the burning poptarts. . . .
Brevity
Word
conjunction
Dear, dear Hammy, thank you for gracing the box with your, uh, presence. Good thing we got a new toaster. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Tart Pops!