YSaC, Vol. 1571: I sea what you did there.
2013 August 5
sea collection
this is a very nice sea collection with a bunch of different pieces.these pieces are collectables. they are not artifacts. please call for prices and more information on this nice sea collection. ###-###-####. thanks
It is very important to note that the members of this sea collection are collectables. The are NOT artifacts. And they are most definitely NOT collectable artifacts. They MAY, however, be artificial collectibles. Or possibly Beanie Babies.
Thanks for the post, Suzanne!
I tried to start a sea collection, but a giant marine mammal stole my bucket.
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who collected seahell in a bucket
When along came a manatee
That deflated her vanity
So on craigslist it’s dead for a ducat.
You expected maybe another ending?
Craigslist is made of this.
Why waste time to disagree?
I’ve tried to collect all the seven seas.
Everybody’s looking for something.
Some of them want to sell stuff.
Some of them want to buy stuff from you.
Some of them want to spout nonsense.
Some of them want to hear it said.
Dave and FT…your rhythmics are inspiring!!! Makes me want to take you on a sea cruise on a sea of love with sea sea rider…(that’s enough for now…)…o.k., one more…
“can’t you sea,
oh, can’t you sea,
what that woman…
she been doin’ to me…”
done for now….
The sea collection has a lot of different pieces, but… does it have a lot of different Pisces?
Oooh! A sea collection? Does it include the Dead and the Red? How about the Black and the Casp?
Just don’t tell me that the Adriatic is part of the collection, because that is a deal breaker my friend. I had a very bad month there one weekend, and I don’t want to talk about it.
Did that weekend involve artifacts? Because Sparky assures you that if you invest in his/her sea collection, you will have a deeply satisfying, artifact-free nautical experience.
I really just can’t talk about it, but yes there were artifacts involved.
*sniffle*
Hey, i saw that movie, the one about the Auk in the Convent!
Sea is for collection
That’s good enough for me
The Sea! Collect all 7.
I’m wondering how you would store collectible seas. Plus, I have dibs on the Sea of Tranquility.
Aww… I guess I’ll have to settle for a delinquensea.
(Though they warn me that side effects could include despondensea.)
Fine, but I call the Goat Sea.
(Take your time. I’ll be in the corner when you figure it out.)
Ewww!
You’re welcome for the mental image.
Thanks for taking one for the team, S Sea.
Oh, say can you sea, by the spawn’s swirly blight….
Apparently, this is the no see sea collection.
Oh, no-sea-ums. I had a funny feeling that’s what it was.
Not artifacts?
But, I promised the Smithsonian a wide variety of ancient relics from a distant time!
Damn it, I’m gonna lose my commission!
It’s good to know that this is collectibles only, and not artifacts. After all, South-East Asia is a broad and expansive region, with great archeological significance.
Sadly, it’s also a location where a large number of inexpensive factories for producing those very collectibles is tautology which nags. Something about the mental image of being in Vientiane, and buying a tchotchke of Luang Prabang to find “Made in Ho Chi Minh City” . . .
I South-East Asia what you did there.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Richard Pryor TV appearances where he plays a drunk sitting on the steps yelling at people and cars passing by: “Hey, where you going? Slow down, boy! This’s a NEIGHBORHOOD. This ain’t no res.i.den.tial district!”
I got no space for a sea collection. Gotta trade in my bee collection first!
nojazzie, Hammy, enough rehearsal, time to take your show on the road! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Jolly Sailor!