YSaC, Vol. 1570: C’est L’Armore
Armore 1860-1880&cabin full of toys – $1
Armore made in the 1860-1880 !
In very good shape ! !
Restored in 1985 !
come in three pieces !
Bottom come off !
tops come off !
has a drawer on bottom !
has mirror on the door !
ASKING $750.00 for the Armore! or b. o.
This is a post!
It’s a Craigslist post!
It sucks!
It was sent in by Clay!
Thanks Clay!
Also, a cabin would hold a LOT of toys!
When the glare hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s armore!
When there’s sweat on your thighs and your pit’s drawing flies, that’s b. o.
This is relevant to my interests, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
If your bottom comes off, consult your physician immediately.
And the Emergency Department if for four hours’ or more.
come in three pieces !
Bottom come off !
tops come off !
In my experience, the tops usually come off first.
Not if it’s just a quickie <g>
Come in three pieces!
Bottom come off!
Tops come off!
Has a drawer on bottom!
has mirror on door!
(whew!) Is it just me…or did anyone else get aroused just reading this????
Why do you think I’m making bad jokes I’m the comments section?
I gotta take my focus off it somehow!
Aha! So you are the comments section! I always wondered who the comment section was.
Needs a stripper pole – maybe that’s one of the “toys”
Is this heavy armore or light armore? I want to know if my wizard can equip it.
*puts on robe and wizard hat*
*puts on armor*
*woefully thrashes about*
I think that’s a no.
Your wizard needs food!
Your wizard needs food!
Your wizard needs food!
Your wizard has died.
DAMN IT!
Gauntlet reference for the win!
Rolls for Initiative, fails to achieve Armoire Class & is turned into a rug.
You must build more pile ons.
Keep trying, but I can’t seem to roll a double double to get this empire of automans to stop standing on me . . . knew I shoulda been nicer to the DM . . .
Stoopit D12S four at a time [rolls, again]
So, I can get a Full Of Toys for one dollar, but the armore 1860 costs $1880&cabin?
Man, screw that, I’m just gonna buy a Not.A.Lion pelt rug instead.
I have a feeling that does NOT lead to Narnia.
Nope, it just leads to Ye Olde Jacketse.
I just noticed that the cabin full of toys appears to be placed obnoxiously between two bedroom doors, according to the camera angle.
That must suck to wake up in the morning and walk right into hard wood when you’re just trying to get a cup of coffee.
(I know, I know. I’ll just go to my corner now.)
Well, that’s where it started, but that last picture tells me that OH MY GOD IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!
Get down!
Hide behind the ottben- er, the autoni- uh, the dominion…
That stool! Hide behind that stool!
Lou is here!? Where?
So the $750 is for either the Armore or the BO that would inevitably come from wearing said Armore?
When the furniture hits your face like a big wooden mace,
That’s a-
*CRASH*
ARRRRGGHHHH! MY FACE!
I don’t remember that part of the song…
Actually, I’m holding out for a bicycle cabinet.
“Armore” Said the pirate.
Would you trade the cabin of toys for a house of cards? If not, I also have a shack of balls and a cave of bats.
Does it come with Alfred?
Cabin of Toys for a House of Cards is my Sex Pistols, Radiohead mash up band.
Sorry, but are no more 1860 – 1880, at least not in the Gregorian calendar. They’re all used up.
Sparky is enthusiastic about his Armore and cabin full of toys, I’ll give him that much.
So, does the drawer come off with the bottom or come off of the bottom? Drawers usually cover a bottom. Is the drawer a separate piece?
I always thought armore came with a pair of drawers. Maybe it’s dammaged. It’s like having only one pant. You need a pair to really cover anything.
I read that as amore with toys and was expecting some sex toys.
Take it off! Take it all off!