YSaC, Vol. 1568: How can we sleep when our beds are nasty?
2013 July 31
This weekend, I snapped this picture:
Excellent advice, I would say. You would do well to heed this advice.
How about some more good advice?
pick up a queen bed in a loading dock and let it sit there.
The person aaron didn’t pick up the bed because the person told him that the bed was left on the side of the hallway in the loading dock now that is nasty no one know what on the floor or someone sat on it that just nasty I wouldn’t pick it up. So don’t beware of the guy named aaron beware of people giving way free thing and check before you pick up anything.
Remember – don’t beware of the guy named Aaron. Also, just as a reminder, do not climb on the big noodle sculpture.
Thanks, Lisa!
There go my plans for the weekend!
Windy…there’s still the loading docks….just be sure to “check before you pick up anything”….
So, aaron is willing to take a free used mattress, but then changed his mind because someone may have sat on it… I think that is the least of the nasty problems with this old queen.
Little Miss Sparky
Sat on a tuffoli,
Eating her noodles and Pi;
Along came an Aaron,
Who sat on her linens
And frightened Miss Sparky way
Please tell me this was in the eHarmony-like section of Craigslist, M4M.
*pretty soon they’ll be treating this mattress like a doormat
It was posted in the personals section of Craigslist by Zem from Sqornshellous Zeta.
Hammy…are you sure it wasn’t Zed from the pawnshop?
Zed’s dead, Bratty. Zed’s dead.
*Consults the Ultra-Complete Maximegalon Dictionary*
It say’s here, Zem so it must be accurate…but then it also says that ravenous Bugblatter beasts often make a very good meal for visiting tourists.
….of visiting tourists, Hammy
It’s hard NOT to beware of a guy named Aaron. I mean, his name starts with two A’s! What’s up with that? It just feels weird.
I thought that it would go uneventfully as I pulled the truck up to the loading dock, hoping to pick up a free mattress that had never been sat on. How I wish I had paid attention to the “Beware of Aaron” sign.
This is advice I hope my grandson will listen to and take to heart…”So don’t (just) beware of the guy named aaron (,) beware of people giving away free thing(s)….CHECK BEFORE YOU PICK UP ANYTHING!!!”
…….I think that just about covers it….(WHEW!!!)
Penalty for climbing on the big noodle sculpture: 50 lashes with a wet noodle sculpture.
I want to see a picture of the noodle sculpture, or was it stolen?
Beware of Aaron is the name of my Hansen cover band.
Chris or Chuck Hansen?
Hank Aaron or Aaron Burr?
NONE YOUR NASTY ARE BELONG TO US
You LEFT Her Majesty Bed VIII SITTING in a LOADING DOCK?!
High treason!
Crime against the crown!
Off with all their heads!
That person said to ask if you got the thing from the that person who sent the ting to that person.
Well, that explains the winged lawyer with a gold helmet at least.
But, I’m still putting the purplish hippo down to the rattelsnake tequila.
An’ tha’s a Fac’, Jack!
Feeling a bit plaid today, Cap’n?
Wait, I just understood one of the Cap’n’s pop culture references!
Oh, camille, it’s too late for you now. You might as well climb on the noodle sculpture and have fun!
I just hope it’s for Harvey rather than finding one’s car in a tree . . .
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhf17ubvUh4)
Yes, it’s for Harvey. He and his purplish hippo colleague were very big among my law school classmates.
What no one wanted to be uberrich with an eyepatch & a hawt daughter?
Tip: Chocolate-flavored antimatter is not recommended for beings made of matter.
THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN ARAON WHO DONT PICK UP THERE MARTTES!
The bed was on the dock
The bed was on the dock
It was in the hall
By the nasty wall
I would not pick it up
So……..
Don’t beware of the person aaron
The person aaron
The person aaron
Don’t beware of the person aaron
Tra-la-la-la-la
It was my foots but could not help it. I gots tolio when child. Nasty, juss nasty.
Mattress, all alone on the dock side.
It’s a queen so it’s this wide.
In the nasty hallway.
Aaron, was supposed to pick it up.
But they put it in upchuck.
In the nasty hallway.
Beware, of people giving way free thing.
Especially if leaving.
In a nasty hallway.
OT: Hopefully will have my own interwebs this weekend.
To the Dock, the Loading Dock,
Else, wall it up with our Mattress, english.
In barter none so recommends
A gentle sell unquestioned sell
But, in conivery, none so knavish
As infamous Aaaron
That person, with that Thing
That thing, that I sent you–
Wait, O is that the East?
No, it’s a bear in a waistcoate
And a too-small Bowler.
Then, thus, to Weep
For mankind.
[exeunt sinister]
Obviously, Aaron has not been touched by His Noodly Appendage, or he’d know greasy trumps nasty.
C””J, Dave and Ferret Tribe (DaFT) yesterday was a very good day to be in the box. Today, not so much. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mattress Discounters!