YSaC, Vol. 1562: Я хочу твоей рыбы
2013 July 23
I want your fish..
Ill take any of your unwanted fish. To big… To Small…To many… To Aggressive… Just don’t Like them. No Time for them…
Will take your tank if you want it gone to. I will come and pick up.
To big, to small, L’chaim!
L’chaim, l’chaim, to many!
Here’s to the guppies, I’d like to see
Please give your tank to me
Drink L’chaim, L’chaim, to aggressive.
L’chaim, L’chaim, to fish!
(Look at it this way – just be happy I didn’t go with the George Michael parody instead.)
Thanks for the post, jgw!
Wake me up before you google?
I’m never gonna fish again?
You gotta have tanks?
All my fishies live in Texas?
Did George Michael do that one?
I dunno.
Third Base!
Careless Whitefish?
Big fish, small fish,
I’ll take all fish.
My shoe is off. My sock is green.
I’ll take your fish if it’s too mean.
Yet another Saint Sparky who is selflessly offering to take your unwanted, yet moderately valuable, items out of a sheer altruistic impulse. It warms the cockles of my heart.
:burp:
No, wait – it was just that super-spicy salsa from dinner last night.
Gotta watch out for the green sauce, man. That stuff will kill you.
In b4 “Green Sauce is IF’s Poison heavy metal cover band.”
Cue “fish-n-chips” scene from “A Fish Called Wanda” . . .
It’s simply amazing what you can learn from Craigslist. For example, big, small, many and aggressive are verbs.
To big or not to small, that is the question……
To many, perchance to aggressive……
With apologies two (haha) the bard.
See, Grammy, I took these as places and was going to commend Sparky for being willing to take my fish to such entertaining destinations.
Live fish, wriggling live fish
What kinds of kids like wriggling live fish?
Big fish, small fish, fish that you don’t want,
Tough fish, breeding fish, even fish quite nonchalant
Live fish, wriggling live fish
The fish kids love to catch.
Bring outcher
deadfish!I have a really lazy fish you can take. He doesn’t do anything. He just lies there, floating on his side all day. Also he doesn’t smell too good, so apparently he doesn’t even bathe, even though he lives in water. Now that’s lazy.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of fish here,
There they are, a-swimming in a row!
Big ones, small ones,
some aggressive as hell,
Give them to me, so happy I’ll be,
That’s what the Sparky said.
This writes itself,
Для большой или не большой;
Для небольших, или не к маленькому,
Для многих или не много,
Вот в чем вопрос, будь то более благороднее
Для более aggressice Спарки подобен
Танк Т-34 нежелательных или нет . . .
How haunting the meter, the rhyme,
Dlya bol’shoy ili ne bol’shoy ;
Dlya nebol’shikh , ili ne k malen’komu ,
Dlya mnogikh ili ne mnogo ,
Vot v chem vopros , bud’ to boleye blagorodneye
Dlya boleye aggressice Sparki podoben
Tank T-34 nezhelatel’nykh ili net . . .
Clears the throat, too.
In Soviet Russia, fish want you.
To big! *clink*
To small! *clink*
To many! *clink*
To aggressive! *clink*
Man, that was the worst wedding to which I’ve ever been.
Your comment sounds like a matchmaker’s nightmare, Fractal.
Nah, the matchmakers loved it, at least judging by the petty arson that capped the evening.
IF….be aware…be very aware…your post is toast…*clink*
Hi! I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such comment sections as, If Wishes Were Fishes, Plenty of Fish, and Rick Santorum for President.
I fail to see anything wrong with this fine Craigslist posting. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some email inquiries to which to respond.
We few, we happy Few
We band of Fish.
For, to big, To small, none so many
As to not be enobled by sharing this tank
On this Day.
Were we all in Thames to the neck
We’d not be more piscine than Today!
Come the day of Vigil, fish not yet aborne
Shall shake as we bare our fin-rot and
Burble about this day.
We few, we happy, happy, floating few
We band of Fish
CapnMac***** is that from *Shakespeare’s* “MacFish”????? or “The Taming of the Shrewd” ?????
from Shakespeare’s Henry the Pisc.
In the Theatre, that’s referred to as “The Scottish Aquarium” lest the Treasure Chest or Deep Sea Diver go awry.
oops!! do I now have to step into the bathtub and turn around three times and shake it all around???? or is that the Hokie Pokie? I always get those confused…
All your bass are belong to us.
YOU CAN’T HAVE MY GIBSON, YOU BRUTE!
Fish are healthy and fish are good
Not everybody eats them, but everybody should!
Fish are natural, fish are fun
Fish are best when they’re grilled … to … done.
Arrgh, now I want sesame-coated grilled bluefin on a bed of shredded dikon with nori.
[wanders off drooling]
Here “I want your fish..”…you dropped these…”o,o,o,o,o,,” (I counted)..you know where they go…
Zu gross, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
just a little bit..
please help me with my dillema
not long ago i got several many fishie i can no longer use
you see i was homeskoolin my childs on evilooshun and aksin em to flap like a fishie cause i done seen some fishies fly on a recent boat trip and i know fishies is all relative like and iffin one fishies can fly they all can fly but maebe they jus don wan ta
so to teech my childs bout evilooshun i thunk maebe my childs can teech the fishies to fly then next batch of fishies birfed from thees fishies will be able to fly
well long storie short wifey say fishies no fly and i was jus full of it and stop fillin our childs heads with sech nonsensable stuff like evilooshun an jus reed em the bible versies like i was tole
so now i gots several many fishie to give up
please come get fishies afor they piss wifey off
thankie an god bless
Take a fish flying and he is happy today.
Teach a fish to fly and he is happy for a lifetime.
modern sparqii proverb
I took a fish frying once. He wasn’t happy at all.
Sparky can have these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAYSF1h05HM
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Edit:
Well, those were supposed to be fishies but the website seems to think they are HTML tags 🙁
I’m so glad Sparkii is going to pick up my fishes ‘cos otherwise I’d have great problems posting them – I can’t find a jiffy bag that doesn’t leak water.
Tank anyone? Would make good ……something ….breadbin? small animal coffin?
Is Sparky an artist?
OT Sad News. Some time ago, there was a regular poster here using the handle abwh. Many of us got to know him well on Facebook, and knew him as a kind man who rescued ferral kittens and dispensed wisdom. On June 12, he embarked on a new journey, leaving the body behind. He had battled cancer and lost much ground, but we all prayed and hoped he would rebound to be healthy soon.
Lots of dust getting into my eyes today. A moment of quiet, when you read this, for the loss of a good friend. Take care, buddy.
No snark intended abwh….rest.in.peace.
TC, Hammy, Ducky, we are going to do a relay punch today. I will punch TC, who in turn will punch Hammy, who in turn will punch Ducky, who in turn will probably beat the snot out of all of us. Ready? Punchity Punch Punch! Ow!
Good Morning, Reel Big Fish!