YSaC, Vol. 1540: How much wood would a chipmunk dale?

2013 June 21
by drmk

We’ve seen this one before, but it’s reached a critical mass in my inbox so here we go:

Chip & Dale style Ball & Claw Dining Set – $1750

***Chip and Dale, Ethan Allen 3 section couch and other antiques.

Chip & Dale table and chairs – $300

Chip & Dale Chairs – $150

So apparently on their off days, the Rescue Rangers make furniture in the 18th century.

Thanks to Dawn, Amanda, Laura and LeAnn, and Keith!

30 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 June 21

    Chip & Dale Furniture Movers: We like to move it, move it!

    Oh, wait. Wrong studio.

    Adores: 8
  2. 2013 June 21
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Chip and Dale’s favorite thing to do involves a Gadget and a Zipper called a full Monty.

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    • 2013 June 21
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Took me 3 tries to post that. Stupid HIE.
      and only once to post this.

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    • 2013 June 21
      One Moving Violation permalink

      And all of those ads involve wood.

      I’ll be in the corner.

      Adores: 5
  3. 2013 June 21

    You silly Sparkies, Chip & Dale don’t make furniture; the Chippendales do. They’re well known for their French perversional otterbein.

    Hey, wait a minute. Where are you people taking me? Oh, is that like a corner office?

    Adores: 5
    • 2013 June 21
      Windrose permalink

      Welcome to the corner, Dave. About time you took the plunge, as it were. 8)

      Adores: 0
  4. 2013 June 21
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    Like, I didn’t know Disney made furniture you can actually use. I thought the stuff always danced around and sang. I wonder what songs these items sing.

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 June 21
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Chip & Dale style Ball & Claw Dining Set

      Well, if this thing is animated, then it’s probably painful.

      Adores: 6
      • 2013 June 21

        Rescue Rangers hentai – coming arriving soon at a nightmare near you!

        Adores: 4
    • 2013 June 21
      P-Rex permalink

      ♫We’re Couch and Chair.
      We’re a couple of crazy butt pads
      and we’re out to have some fun.♫

      Adores: 3
  5. 2013 June 21
    Ralph permalink

    That must be very small furniture.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2013 June 21

    90’s cartoon nostalgia. I haz some.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2013 June 21
    HamCan permalink

    Over Chip, over Dale,
    They will sell the rusty fail,
    And those Sparkies go rolling along.

    Adores: 4
  8. 2013 June 21
    HamCan permalink

    Ethan Allen3 = Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan 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Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen Ethan Allen’s

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 June 21
      nojazzhere permalink

      Sorry, got distracted by a couple of squirrels…..could you repeat that?

      Adores: 8
    • 2013 June 21
      One Moving Violation permalink

      The Ham that launched a thousand Ethan Allens.
      Mr. Can, how many Ethan Allens does it take to couch the Chip and Dale controversy?

      Let’s find out.

      One…
      Two…
      *gets out flamethrower*
      Three…
      FWOOOSH!
      Three.

      Oops! that was meant for the couch.

      Umm, would anyone like to try some roasted chipmunk?

      Adores: 1
      • 2013 June 21
        One Moving Violation permalink

        And yes, I did count all 1000 of them. The first time, I only counted 990. I was going to ask the Capn how you got 990 Ethan Allens out of Ethan Allen3, but instead, I recounted. I will send my bill to the accounting department.

        Adores: 1
  9. 2013 June 21
    CapnMac permalink

    <earworm>
    “I want my
    I want my,
    I want my empty (armwar)”
    (all due apologies to Mark Knopfler et al)

    Adores: 2
  10. 2013 June 21
    CapnMac permalink

    Hmmmmm . . .
    “Claw and Ball” is a known style for furniture feet.
    Ball & claw suggests a “$20 extra” nurse medical procedure . . .

    Adores: 4
  11. 2013 June 21
    MissMommyNiceNice permalink

    This Chip & Dale furniture will be the perfect compliment to my Duck Tales Era Oddoman and the Snorks aquarium that’s being delivered on Tuesday.

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 June 21

      I have a slightly used Darkwing Duck fog machine available to rent for parties.

      Adores: 1
      • 2013 June 21
        MissMommyNiceNice permalink

        That’s the one I was trying to remember! You get the prize, here’s your pile of puppies!

        Adores: 2
        • 2013 June 21

          I’ve got a Gummy Bears inflatable sofa if you want that. It’s the perfect match for the Goof Troop lamp.

          Adores: 2
        • 2013 June 21

          And they’re Pound Puppies!

          Adores: 2
        • 2013 June 21
          MissMommyNiceNice permalink

          I think you win the internet today! I’m dying over here!

          Adores: 2
        • 2013 June 21

          Awesome! Will it fit in my Eastpak along with my Lisa Frank Trapper-Keeper, or should I take my Popple out first?

          Adores: 2
  12. 2013 June 21
    CapnMac permalink

    A chip-n-dale automan has a break-away coverlet (& is self-oiling) doesn’t it?

    Adores: 3
  13. 2013 June 21
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    But will they go with my Huey, Dewey and Louis XIV coffee table?

    Adores: 6
  14. 2013 June 22

    My dear ghostie, you have rightly earned the title of YSaC’s Great Wazoo! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Bill ‘Tex’ Henson!

    Adores: 0

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