YSaC, Vol. 1540: How much wood would a chipmunk dale?
We’ve seen this one before, but it’s reached a critical mass in my inbox so here we go:
Chip & Dale style Ball & Claw Dining Set – $1750
***Chip and Dale, Ethan Allen 3 section couch and other antiques.
Chip & Dale table and chairs – $300
Chip & Dale Chairs – $150
So apparently on their off days, the Rescue Rangers make furniture in the 18th century.
Thanks to Dawn, Amanda, Laura and LeAnn, and Keith!
Chip & Dale Furniture Movers: We like to move it, move it!
Oh, wait. Wrong studio.
Chip and Dale’s favorite thing to do involves a Gadget and a Zipper called a full Monty.
Took me 3 tries to post that. Stupid HIE.
and only once to post this.
And all of those ads involve wood.
I’ll be in the corner.
You silly Sparkies, Chip & Dale don’t make furniture; the Chippendales do. They’re well known for their French perversional otterbein.
Hey, wait a minute. Where are you people taking me? Oh, is that like a corner office?
Welcome to the corner, Dave. About time you took the plunge, as it were. 8)
Like, I didn’t know Disney made furniture you can actually use. I thought the stuff always danced around and sang. I wonder what songs these items sing.
Well, if this thing is animated, then it’s probably painful.
Rescue Rangers hentai –
comingarriving soon at a nightmare near you!♫We’re Couch and Chair.
We’re a couple of crazy butt pads
and we’re out to have some fun.♫
That must be very small furniture.
90’s cartoon nostalgia. I haz some.
Over Chip, over Dale,
They will sell the rusty fail,
And those Sparkies go rolling along.
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Sorry, got distracted by a couple of squirrels…..could you repeat that?
The Ham that launched a thousand Ethan Allens.
Mr. Can, how many Ethan Allens does it take to couch the Chip and Dale controversy?
Let’s find out.
One…
Two…
*gets out flamethrower*
Three…
FWOOOSH!
Three.
Oops! that was meant for the couch.
Umm, would anyone like to try some roasted chipmunk?
And yes, I did count all 1000 of them. The first time, I only counted 990. I was going to ask the Capn how you got 990 Ethan Allens out of Ethan Allen3, but instead, I recounted. I will send my bill to the accounting department.
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I want my,
I want my empty (armwar)”
(all due apologies to Mark Knopfler et al)
Hmmmmm . . .
“Claw and Ball” is a known style for furniture feet.
Ball & claw suggests a “$20 extra” nurse medical procedure . . .
Unless Sparky is a volunteer.
This Chip & Dale furniture will be the perfect compliment to my Duck Tales Era Oddoman and the Snorks aquarium that’s being delivered on Tuesday.
I have a slightly used Darkwing Duck fog machine available to rent for parties.
That’s the one I was trying to remember! You get the prize, here’s your pile of puppies!
I’ve got a Gummy Bears inflatable sofa if you want that. It’s the perfect match for the Goof Troop lamp.
And they’re Pound Puppies!
I think you win the internet today! I’m dying over here!
Awesome! Will it fit in my Eastpak along with my Lisa Frank Trapper-Keeper, or should I take my Popple out first?
A chip-n-dale automan has a break-away coverlet (& is self-oiling) doesn’t it?
But will they go with my Huey, Dewey and Louis XIV coffee table?
My dear ghostie, you have rightly earned the title of YSaC’s Great Wazoo! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Bill ‘Tex’ Henson!