YSaC, Vol. 1523: Some things hurt more
cheap” 1997 honda prelude*1 owner’ 73’000 miles auto $700
Oh dear. Already, we are NOT off to a good start. That’s some rather… enthusiastic punctuation there, isn’t it? Well, let’s get on to the main ad.
__running perfect ___JUST NO TITLE’ ONLY COPY TILE’ YOU NEED GET NEW ONE’ CALL ME OF TEXT ### ### #### tom ‘ YOU CAN COME AFTER 5 PM’
This person reminds me of the stereotypical American abroad, shouting very slowly at foreigners in the hopes that it will help them understand him better.
“JUST. NO. TITLE!”
*blank stare*
“ONLY. COPY. TITLE!”
*confused look*
“YOU. NEED. GET. NEW. ONE!”
“I just stopped to ask for directions to the county administration building. Why are you shouting?”
“CALL. ME. OF. TEXT!”
“Cretin.”
At least the ad comes with pictures:
Well, these seem perfectly normal…
Woah. Glowy license plate is terrifying! Oh, wait – there’s two more photos, you say?
Well then. We’ve already been declared a porn site by Google – may as well own it.
Thanks for the post, Mackenzie!
These are not the ‘Transformers’ I seem to remember from Saturday mornings of long ago.
I always wondered what a Honda was a prelude to. Now we know: “‘ YOU CAN COME AFTER 5 PM.'”
*_ “‘***!!
Tits aside, the car appears to be in first-crash condition, but the women are high-mileage.
I’ve never seen a Prelude with those accessories before…
I’ll be in mah bunk…
I believe you have to acquire those particular “accessories” in a different part of CraigsList.
Tattoos and Hennessey?!?! Sounds like my kind of party! Now, if there was only a late model foreign car on which to display the boobies…
I’ll be in the corner beveraging if anyone needs me.
This is one of my pet peeves about some people who try to sell cars. No, Sparky: You’re the seller; you need get new one’.
Also, someone needs to tell Lydia the tattooed lady not to beverage and drive.
That’s right! Never buy a vehicle without a title. Sparky gots no titles, Sparky keeps his rides. All of them.
Sparky finds selling his car rather titillating. Also at least he warned us in the first word of the ad, “cheap.”
Wanted: Prelude to a KISS.
-Gene Simmons
Whoa!!!!! Are those pictures not the ultimate non sequiter of CL posts? But, no more disparaging remarks about the Lady. Her name is not Lydia….that’s Lucille…..my Lucille…something as beautiful, and built like that, just gots to be named Lucille. Lord, don’t strike me blind for the next few minutes!!!!!!……….8 days and counting.
Not only is Lucille a car, but she’s also a brick house!
You picked a fine time…
I just noticed I misspelled “non sequitur.” Sorry, CapnMac!!!!
Go home, car-woman. You are drunk.
Uh, TacoMagic? Shouldn’t one of your duties as OtterMan be to see that citizens get home safely? Maybe you should take Lucille home. Just be sure to wear a ,er, you know, your cape.
Looking at the first couple of pictures, I was almost positive it was a hardtop. However, the last picture seems to be a convertible.
With the top down.
Grampdaddy, SO nice to have you back among the snarking! 8)
In Soviet Russia, car title you!
“I’ll put a shirt on as soon as I empty this bottle, just please don’t stare at my breasts while I’m drinking!”
I’m not sure if that’s her hand or more tattoos.
The last picture shows Sparkette to have the gravity of the situation well in hand.
Ugh. I tried running this through translate into walloon, and converting it to Comic Sans–but all I get are belgian fries and PBR . . .
I suspect that the ‘copy title’ is just a piece of paper reading: ” *CAR` ”
Also that Spark’ is using the 1999 flip-phone found wedged between the seats, too.
With the spelling format set permanently to ABC123. One where all punctuation is “on” the “1” key, which has to be pressed repeatedly to scroll through the choices, and the button’s electrical contact is almost worn out.
Much like how I feel this morning–worn out.
And now, some gratuitous innuendo: Buff that Bondo Babe.
I love the idea of the “copy title” being a piece of paper that just says *CAR’. However, I think more likely is that it actually says !BOA*T?
Presumably the car is cheap because it’s been taken over by a Goa’uld. Sparky is desperate to get rid, but it just won’t die.
Honda Quaaludes were more popular in the ’70’s.
I don’t understand. Do both women come with the car, or do I get to pick and choose?
Pick-a-little, talk-a little, pick-a-little, talk-a-little, cheap-cheap-cheap, talk -a-lot, pick-a-little-more……pick-a-little, talk-a-little, pick-a-little, talk-a-little, cheap-cheap-cheap, talk-a-lot, pick-a-little-more……cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap-cheap…..good night, ladies…………etc..etc….
“CALL ME OF TEXT”
Can I call you Ishmael instead?
And I don’t know what Suicide Girl (a pin-up company that specializes in ladies with tattoos and piercings… as you could tell) photos have to do with that mediocre car.
Obviously someone’s been labeling their spank bank with clever secret names like “car1″ and ” prelude” ( although to what I don’t want to know!)
* corner, beverage *
C””J!C””J!C””J!C””J!C””J! (Gosh, that’s fun to do!) Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Minty Shellers!