Hey friends – are you lacking in loquacity? Do you have difficulty extending your elocutions to adequate heights of extended verbosity? Do you wish to learn the exciting ability to employ a plethora of syllables when a solitary phoneme might suffice?
If so, this guy probably won’t be much help.
Overcoming Fear Of Speeking
wtf
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Me help u talk purdy.
How?…. you got a purdy mouth? (do I have to explain to our younger viewers?)
TThat was the implication 😉
2B or not 2B FUBAR.
Overcoming Fear of Sweering
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wtf
IOU one speech.
Chapter Two—- “Overcoming fear of speelling”——-OMG……(have a nicety day, Meg)
Overcome your fear of speaking by texting instead.
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Sparky, deciding that a career in Auctioneer-ing would be a perfect niche for him, took the first step. It didn’t go so well.
Speak the speech, I pray thee. Speak. (where’s that puppy when you need him?)
I thought Speak was a capybara.
pebcak
Is it weird I heard this in Shatner?
Ok, Sparky’s first mistake was the title of the post. It’s not “Overcoming Fear of Speaking”, it’s “Overwhelming Fear of Speaking.”
Sparky’s second mistake was to seek help on Craigslist, rather than the clearly superior choice of “Dr. Digi’s Talk-o-Matic 3000” (now with anterior fuscatory gerunds!)
Oh, wow, I want one! Does it come with instructions?
In Etruscan, yes.
Translated from the original Ikean.
“Win This Flower*”?
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* This was insisted to me was the meaning of “WTF” not long ago.
I thought it meant “Where’s the Floozies?”.
OMG, sparky came to my Toastmasters meeting one day. When we explained that Toastmasters is there to help its members improve their communication and leadership skills, he said “wtf, I doan need to lern to talk gooder; I already talk gooder’n any of youse” and he left, never to be seen again. I guess he’s already overcome his own fear and wants to impart his wisdom to others. WTF is a great start.
Was it a double-slice Toastmaster?
This guy needs my new self-help book, “How to communicate with the outside world when communicating with the outside world terrifies you.” Sales have been pretty poor, I think because its target audience is unaware of the book’s existence. I guess that’s the risk I run when writing for people who don’t visit bookstores, libraries,or the internet.
This is actually a powerful statement on the bleakness of human existence. Sparky is asking, wtf is up with the fear of speeking (eek!)? Why do we fear communicating with our fellow human beings so much? Is it because we know deep down that they judge us like we judge them? Is it fear of confronting oneself reflected in others? Or do we fear ourselves and our own words when we speek them?
Confronted with this fear that seems ingrained in our psyche, Sparky, echoing our own sentiments, can only cry, wtf? Why can’t I speek out my truths and enter in a relation of equals with others? But Sparky should well remember the famous proverb:
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool who can’t spell a simple word like ‘speak’ than to speek out and remove all doubt.”
I don’t know too much about humans, but with me, it is the fear of becoming dinner.
Knowing what the “f” means in wtf. I tend to use substitute words for the more vulgar term. However, wtgtelfo (what the getting the eight legged freak on) just doesn’t translate as well.
With humans, the dinner usually comes before the freak on. With spiders, the dinner usually comes afterwards.
…and the not so famous proverb:
Light travels faster than sound. That is why people appear to be smarter until they speeking
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Good Morning, Speeklunkers!