electric chair
nice electric chair 2 battery chargers barly used.##########calls only NO JUNK
Um – that may be a chair powered by electricity, but there’s a reason you shouldn’t call it…
You know, never mind. Whatever makes you happy. Here’s hoping you get that last minute call from the governor.
Thanks for the listing, JGW!
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Hey Sparky – call from Nigel Farage for you re the chair.
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=nigel+farrage&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=nigel+farage&client=safari&rls=en&source=univ&tbm=nws&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=K6ODUf6bBunF7AaznoGYAw&ved=0CD0QqAI&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45960087,d.ZGU&fp=d5a5fca83aa41e56&biw=1366&bih=584
MASSIVE link.
😀
*Pouts*
:pats Taco on the head:
There, there. It’s not the massiveness of the link, but the content it contains.
Here’s a shorter link for you guys:
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=nws&q=nigel+farage
Unless you’d prefer a long link.
*looks for the corner*
We’re know throughout the Multiverse for our long links. 8) So glad we had the corners cleaned yesterday.
I’d managed to forget that chinless wonder and his brand of thinly veiled fascism for almost an hour. How could you, tig?!! *cries*
Electric chair from Craigslist
Will never be a sudden craze.
Electric chair from Craigslist
Just will not be the very next phase.
They call me the Ol’ Sparky
(Quite rightly).
They call me the Ol’ Sparky
(Quite rightly).
They call me the Ol’ Sparky.
Well, it does say bar(e)ly used, so junk might be. . . Too much of a mental image disaster for this morning.
Really got nothing on the post – BUT! _ I love the mellow yellow-(craigstlist-ly) I love the mellow yellow- (craigslist-ly) I love the mellow ….. Well, you get the idea. Have a nice day, Meg. p.s. I’m in Texas. We got the REAL Electric Sparky, and we ain’t afraid to use it.
(Tho- truth be told, “Old Sparky” is in the prison museum in Hunstville, and has been for a couple decades now.)
jazzymeg – howdy pardner! I’m in Texas, too. 🙂
Three Texans walked in to the Snark Lounge.
I see no reason, whatsoever, why one cannot go out in style and comfort.
And smelling like … barbecue.
I think it has a bacon receptacle under the seat.
Rosie from The Jetsons looks like she got a makeover. She’s SMOKIN’!!
O.K., I do have a question. I looked up “barly used”. It’s from the Gaelic (archaic) for “used in a bar.” Can one use it in a bar, and then drive it home? I realy like the way Gaelic archaic rolls off the tongue. Thanks and have a nice day still, Meg.
Well, using an electric chair in a bar would certainly cut down on those pesky bar fights.
‘If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious s*&t.’
Doc Brown
I can see it now… electric chair drag races, loser gets zapped. It’d be a surefire hit.
I bought an electric chair for my grandma. She loved sitting in it, but then she died.
I am, I sad.
But no one cares.
Caller ID says it’s coming from a boat on the Yangtze river. Now what?
Bring the ransom money to the location, and no texts… CALLS ONLY! Or Grandpa is gonna need a new chair.
Barly used? Was that Fred Barly or Matilda Barly — if it was Fred you’ll never get the smell out of it.
A new way to ‘shake and bake’.
(I’m going to hell, aren’t I?)
At a top speed of about six MPH, but at least you have a comfy chair.
Beats the handbasket, I guess.
A Bubba and his chair.
The Ballad of Bubba, a man with no snark.
On comfy new chair, took a roll in the park.
He met a guy, Shane.
And bought him some ‘jane.
Then Shane pulled him down, for Shane was a Narc.
The trial was fast, some say justice abused.
Bubba sat and said nothing, looking bemused.
The defense was no goof.
Shouts you haven’t the proof.
The judge then did order, the chair be perused.
Bubba’s heart it did sink, he knew he was hosed.
Knew what they’d find, once this procedure’d been posed.
For stuffed in chair’s trunk.
Was all of his junk.
The judge could then order that this case is closed.
In a chamber in Texas, they rolled in his chair.
And all those about him, the people did stare.
He walked the green mile.
With poise and some style.
Was padded and prodded, plumped down with great care.
The power had surged, a breaker did bark.
And from Bubba’s eyes, some lightning did arc.
Then after the roasting.
On Craigslist, a posting.
This barly used chair from Bubba the ‘Spark’.
Nojazzhere, may we call you Jazzy? Here’s you card, since it’s your first time in the box. Hold it up right in front of your face. You do have a face, right? Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Sparkin’ Sparky Watchers!
Windrose, no, you may not call me Jazzy. But you may call me nojazzy. And what is this “box” of which you speak? It sounds like some kind of a set-up to me. Yes, I do have a face, and I’ll take your card. I feel a little apprehensive,maybe I better go now. Have a nice weekend, Meg.