Taco Costume – $20
Yeah, i wore this taco costume at halloween this past year, its comfortable, cool, stylish, and im tossing in a sombrero. Who doesn’t want a sombrero. No matter where you sport this fine costume, you’ll be gettin all the ladies. Anyway, if you’re interested, call of text Cameron at ###-###-####
In the immortal words of yesterday’s post:
I’m not buying that taco.
(Thanks, Greg!)
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*raises hand* Me. I do not want a sombrero, muchas gracias.
Especially not if he tossed in it. Ew.
Somebody turn off the black lights in the corner for me, ‘kay?
That costume looks nothing like Taco.
I agree. For starters, where’s the Taco thong?
It is hidden by the condiments.
Wait, you’re supposed to put on the condiment OVER the thong? D’oh!
So not only is Who on first, but he has no desire for a sombrero.
Who has refined taste.
I don’t know…
Third base!
Who lives in Whoville. A pecil’s a pecil, no matter how small.
Third base + condiments + pecil = corner 😉
If you want to update it for this year, just spray-paint it orange and go as the Doritos Locos Taco. Then do the same next year to match whatever new pseudo-Mexican culinary abomination Taco Bell invents.
Since the tortilla in the costume looks a lot like a pita, you could make a gyro costume, with polystyrene foam for the feta cheese.
Oh, great, now I’ve made myself hungry for a gyro.
Oh how I love you for saying this.
Whatever you may call it, it’s the only fast food that I still actually enjoy. There are others I’ll stuff in my face for fuel… I agree though, it’s definitely pseudo-mexican food.
What are you talking about? It’s Amurrican Foods!
It’s pseudo-food at best
I’ll be the first to admit that the prototype TacoThong was not very good.
Growing up as a “Cameron”, I can tell you there are very few role models out there for us to look up to.
First there was Ferris Bueller’s friend:
Then there was the lovely actress from “There’s Something About Mary”:
I’ll admit, she is talented and has been successful in her given career, but she really took the masculinity out of the name. It was never considered to be unisex until she came around, but now I get mail addressed to Mrs. Cameron.
Now we have Craigslists’s own Call of Text Cameron, who is only “gettin all the ladies” because of his sombrero. ::sigh::
If only our shared name had a strong or important meaning.
Never mind.
I smell a fake. Combining a taco with the phrase “all the ladies” is just too good to be true. Anything that anyone needs to confess?
That looks nothing like Bacontini.
Where’s his limp meat hanging over the rim of the glass?
*corner* Turn off the blacklight!
Some ladies prefer a pink taco. Just sayin’.
Sorry, Sparky, but this Taco lacks the Magic and as we all know, it’s the magic that makes the taco. 😉
I seem to be penis-driven today…. 😛
Good thing you are already in the corner!
At least he’s wearing shorts in the photo….
Looking at proportion to the door frame and the hallway, not-Taco taco seems to be in the pre-teen to early teen stage of life. I’m guessing his experience with “gettin’ all the ladies” is limited to his older female cousins, aunts, sisters-in-law, etc. chatting briefly with him at the family Halloween party out of sympathy for such an outfit.
So, you are suggesting that the best a buyer could hope for was only residual under-washed teen boy funk?
What, is this a Taco themed week?
Sparky looks a little old to be doing the “Food pyramid” play at school…
Where’s the chawawa?
Nobody bought ads, so the dog was eliminated.
Can’t say we weren’t warned. Thou shalt not feck with the llamanun and ostrimu.
I could bring him back if you miss him.
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