YSaC, Vol. 35,203: Prepare to be boarded!
SnarkBot3951 sends this:
Used hvorboard for sale – cheep! (Moonbase 3)
ur bidding on a grate hoverbroad. Can go 2x lightspeed if you give it a good push. Only minor burns.
Well, aside from the spelling, this sounds like a great deal. “Only minor burns,” huh? I’m not surprised there’s no hologram on this one – it’s probably completely carbonized.
Also, “Only Minor Burns” would probably be IF’s Quiet Riot cover band, if he still had any hearing left.
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Hvorboard is a little known Swedish manufacturer of warp drives. Certain product lines are known for quality problems, which is why “only minor burns” is a selling point.
I wonder if Sparky will ship the hvorboard to earth? Postage is cheaper than a plane ticket to Moonbase 3.
Although initially thrilled to discover her superpower, Grate Hoverbroad soon found that the ability to float over heating ducts had limited crime-fighting applications.
It’s all the Wonderbra’s fault. It lives up to its name, but the resulting powers can be unpredictable.
Still a vast improvement over the previous model, Wonderbread.
Also, Only Minor Byrne is my Talking Heads cover band.
I don’t want anything to do with a grate hoverbroad; helicopter parents can be extremely annoying
Grating, even.
Not sure as I’d want to go to Moonbase 3 to pick this thing up. From what I hear, that’s not exactly a low-crime area. If he’d be willing to deliver to my home at Moonbase 5, now we’re talking.
“ur bidding on a grate hoverbroad.”
Should there be a “Not.On.Ebay” tag for this kind of stuff?
Digi, you were in the box in the future! Was anything different? This is still the same: Punchity Punch Punch!
Well, if the band’s on Moonbase 3, they have to be a Disaster Area cover band.
Used TARDIS for sale – cheep! (Gallifrey back alley)
ur bidding on a grate TARDIS. Can go πx lightspeed if you have a good companion. Only minor vworp sounds.
Only Minor Burns would have to be an Oasis cover band.
Only Major Burns being the Korean a capella Bagpipe band.
Now, it could be that Spark is using only a 2033 edition mumble-to-text app on his iFingernail, so that line might have been supposed to read “Only miner bairns” meaning this would be a kid collier’s model hvarbørd–only 4 stone allow’t.