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Frankly, I’m surprised he can make it up the ladder.
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He/She doesn’t look old enough to have 20 years of experience to me. I think that might be a stretch.
I think it’s dog years, Andrea. You never know with these “ruffers” though….could be a scam.
Plus, i guess his nose looks like that because he slides down the ladder so often. It’s all flat from his face smacking the ladder rungs.
I do not want to know the ingredients he uses for patching a hole in the roof.
hey! i like the new layout! very nice 🙂
Woofer woofer woofer!
Woof woof, birthday girl.
Happy Birthday to Ca”Cutest Puppy/Bear Ever”mille and to Trin”A Pearl Among Swine”ket.
Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!
Happy Birthday, Tiny Bear Dog!
:gives Camille a juicy steak:
You say it’s your Birthday! Woof Woof Arf!
Happy Birthday!
*passes coffee cake* Happy “Day You Popped Out of Your Mom’s Hoo-Haa!”
Happy birthday!
Hippy Bathday or somesuch
*** shudders at thought of patchouli soap ***
I hate the smell of patchouli. It gives me an instant headache. Sadly, this means I cannot shop in some of the more interesting shops on 4th Avenue here.
Happy Birthday. Coffee slices and cake in the Snark Lounge!!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you (and to me too)!
Double Birthday Madness! Happy Birthday, Trink
I’ve really never understood why more people don’t have their birthdays on June 25th because it really is the best birthday ever. It’s exactly 6 months from Christmas, you see, so I never have to wait more than half a year for my next present-receiving day. Very convenient. Unless you don’t celebrate Christmas. Then it doesn’t really matter, does it? But I know people who DO celebrate Christmas and yet still have their birthdays in January or some other silly month. Why would you be born then? Then you have to wait another ELEVEN MONTHS for more presents. Some people just have no foresight.
Still…Happy Birthday. May your presents not suck and be covered in bees!
Thanks for the well-wishing, all!
Trinket, that is exactly what I’ve always said about June 25th. Is it your birthday too? Happy happy!
I always felt bad for the people who have their birthdays in December or January, especially if it’s close enough that their family decides to combine the gift-giving into one day.
Having a Spring birthday is not too bad, but I envied those with Summer birthday who could have pool parties.
Oh, and happy birthdays (plural!)
Happy Barkday!
happy birthdays all around, then!
Happy Birthday!
Sparky obviously uploaded the wrong pic and didn’t check. Roofing is something that only the bigger breeds can do.
That’s sizest Dave (and/or ferrets). We vertically challenged individuals are just as capable as any full sized creature.
That’s “differently dimensioned” you, you, verticalist <G>
Big deal, my dog is house trained too.
Walks with a cane, is rude to interns and residents and patients alike?
This seems perfectly logical to me. Afterall, I have a tabby cat do my taxes, an arachnid does my nails, and a small goat does my lawn care. Why wouldn’t I have such a serious dog clean my gutters and repair my roof? Do you think he can repair the hole the woodpecker left when he installed my satellite dish?
I’ve been leery of hiring from ads off of CraigsList ever since that ferret botched the tile job in my bathroom. Had to get a gopher to come out and fix it and it ended up costing three times what I was quoted.
Silly ghostie, you should have hired a rep-tile. Everyone knows snakes are best for bathroom jobs.
And wolves are best for blo….I’ll just go to the corner.
Actually snakes never go into bathrooms because everyone knows that snakes live in mortal fear of… tile.
Oh, Trinket!! I heart you for quoting one of my FAVORITE movies of all time!!
Of course he has a license, but has he had all his shots?
This is what happens when the people of Narnia finally get the internet.
This is one of those hard-working breeds. I hope he charges at kibble rates and not prime steak.
LL! You’ve turned into a geometric pink blob!
Interesting new look LL — I hope this doesn’t mean that you got run over and all we are seeing are innards.
I was trying for a Goth look and got the wrong outfit.
That’s good to know.
Awww! Does da widdle doggie wanna come fix my woof? Innie so cute! You tink you a widdle wepairman, do you? Aww, bless!
One thing that I think we have now established is that dogs type much better than chickens. And his spelling is WAY better than most cats with internet access.
In fact, if this guy can do such a nifty job at posting a craigslist ad, I’m willing to believe he could also mend a roof.
Did you ever read “Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type”? I think that establishes cows as the best typists.
Oh my gosh I love that book!
Because he can?
Because he cleans all the gutters!!
: grabs bottle of water and heads for the corner :
Yes, as a dog owner I can confirm that dogs do that whenever they feel like it.
Dog: Oh, I see you have company. Let me sit in the middle of the floor and lick my butt. And now I’ll walk over to you to lick your hand
Me: Oh no you don’t, dog!
*wheedling voice* Trinket, why don’t you come to Facebook and see us sometime?
Because I live in China. Have you not heard of the Great Firewall of China? But I’m leaving soon so maybe in a few weeks I can join the facebook party…
Okay, as long as you have a good reason. Just thought since you can come on here, Facebook would also be do-able. 8)
Well, Mindee, here’s yet another Punchtiy Punch Punch under your belt. Er. Moving right along.
G’Night, House of Orange!