YSaC, Vol. 1060: I hate people when they’re not polite.
2011 August 19
FREE MALE HUSKY
MUST GO CHICKIN KILLER CANT KEEP SECOND TIME OTHER THAN KILLING MY CHICKINS HE IS A GREAT DOG GOOD W KIDS AND OTHER DOGS AND CATS BUT HE MUST GO ASAP OR WE WILL HALF TO PUT HIM DOWN HES PURE BREAD ALASKIN HUSKY 16 MONTHS NOT FIXED CALL xxx xxxx CAN TEXT PICS SERIOUS INQUIORIES ONLY!!!!!
I can’t seem to spell have vs. half,
I write all caps — an online gaffe,
I’ve got this dog, and he’s a husky,
Don’t text unless it’s a serious inquiry!
Chicken killer,
C’est poulet
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bark, better
run run run run, run run, he’s not spayed!
Chicken killer,
C’est poulet.
Thanks for the submission, Wendy! (She sent this in in 2009 … see? You never know when something is going to show up.)
I think the dog takes after its owner.
If the dog could type, I’m sure it would say ROWF!!!!11!!!!! ROWF ROWF!!!!! CHIKKIN!!!!
Seriously, don’t have pets and don’t procreate if you type that way.
*Yerba mate tea meets screen at high volume*
Please, don’t ever change, drmk!
*earworm commences*
That’s why I married her, folks – right there.
That’s why we all married her!
BBUH.
Isaac! 8)
Not cool making fun of that guy’s weight problem. Sure, he’s a little husky from eating all those chickens, but he has feelings too.
If he lives on a steady diet of chickens and pure bread, what does he expect?
Hell, if all this pup needs is a putting down…….
“YOUR A TERRIBLE BURDEN ON YOU’RE MOTHER AND YOU STANK…BAD!!”
Problem.Solved.
There I fixed it, Sparky was only looking for half a putdown…
Just a bit of advice, but calling someone a chicken killer is probably not a good way to get them to take your dog. Even if it is only made of bread.
I thought Sparks was inviting us along, and got the spelling wrong. Must Go Chicken Killing! Great fun for the whole family!
Is anybody else getting HALF-BREAD flashbacks, or is it just me?
When he’s walking, does a half-bread dog leave half-bread prints?
I’ll get me coat.
Half-bread prints are a
Severusserious condition.If you put a dog half down, do you end up with a dog zomb
And, just because I’m bored, I put this lovely add through an ebonics translator.
*snerk*
Sis, I love “werds n shit” for text! LOL
Sparky should have posted this version instead. Everyone wants a pimp-tight dog!
Yeah, that sure fixed it alright. Thank the gods in heaven for giving us mortals that elucidating ebonics.
The International Order for Brotherhood, Justice, and Equality for Chickens Too (IOBJECT) finds this ad in poor taste and demands an apology. BuckAWK!
Yo On behalf o’ all chickn n` corn bread killing huskies, ah sincerely apologize fo’ any fowl dis here post has made at yo’ expense and git Sheniquah’s ass back ova’ heeah.
(I think all my posts today will be in ebonics… bcuz I’m a bear.)
:: ring ring ::
Al Sharpton on line #1 for Miss Sista’ Lyle
Not if they’re fried with some tater salad and baked beans on the side.
And pie after. Mmmmhmmm.
I like pie.
I like chicken pot pie.
I like dustbunnies
hassenchoopfeffer
Ce chien est bon
Avec des enfants
Si tu n’appelles pas
il sera mort… OK!
He must go, ASAP
This post made Lola spit her tea
Everything sounds better in French armoire.
Well, I *was* proud of my post until IF came along and topped it.
Which comes first, the chicken or the husky?
Now we know the answer.
Depends on how much foreplay each on gets.
Mudsy… corner!
😉
Aside from killing chickens, it can’t keep second time. Obviously Not.A.Watch.Dog.
I hear Talking Heads “Psycho Killer” in my head now. And it’s kind of echoey.
There once was a husky to be freed.
A chicken killer, not a rare breed.
Loves dogs and cats.
And sometimes expats.
But the chickens cost too much for feed.
It’s been a while. Which way is the box again?
I think you need to take a left at Albuquerque.
Then go down the road until you see the place where Old McPhebe’s cow died. You can cut across the field, if you keep an eye out for the bull, he’s mighty lonely these days. On the other side is the fork in the road, you want to go straight. ‘Nother mile or so, stop at the Blue Pig Gas Station And Good Eats for a rest and to tank up. You’re almost there.
[dog and chicken corey]
Dogs will sometimes “imprint” on yards birds as prey.
Raising yard fowl not in factory-method means any lapse in dog control results in bird loss. The dog in question will also tend (only tend) to kill for killing’s sake, and not stop just at sated hunger. (That, and uncooked chicken bones are under-optimal for canine digestive systems.)
And, despite the wisdom of the old adage to the contrary, you must “count your chickens before they are hatched” to make the “business model” work.
{Pub Corey: The Dog & Chicken is a good name on a country pub, the place where a pint of bitter will be an outrageous £2 4s, but well worth it. Conversely, The Dawg-n-Chikin is probably a place only frequented after Last Orders, and to the detriment of gutters later.}
[/corey]
…and often tends (only tends) to be frequented by those Chick-fil-A cows.
I wonder if the person who adopted the other dog would also like this one. They could be a matching set!
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=2334
Let’s hope that whoever adopts them didn’t also respond to this post:
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=6811
Um, I hate to be the one to point this out, but there’s a slight typo in drmk’s little ditty: Sparky here only wants a text of a serious inquiory, not inquiry.
Geez, if your gonna poke fun at peeple for there spellinz, u shud spel it rite you’reself!
(Wow, it actually hurt trying to type like that.)
I can’t bring myself to make most of the typos that the folks in the ads do. Also, I’m hoping that by spelling words correctly I’m contributing to the education of the internet.
Blessed Llamanun, I admire your persistence in this endeavor amidst seemingly overwhelming odds. You have your work cut out for you.
I wonder if he’s one of those singing French Canadian Huskies:
Pluck that chicken!
Petit poulet ah, gentille Petit poulet ah
Petit poulet ah je te plumerai
Petit poulet ah, gentille Petit poulet ah
Petit poulet ah je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tete (the head)
Je te plumerai la tete
Et la tte, et la tete
Petit poulet ah, Petit poulet ah
O-o-o-o-oh
Petit poulet ah, gentille Petit poulet ah
Petit poulet ah je te plumerai
Petit poulet ah, gentille Petit poulet ah
Petit poulet ah je te plumerai
Petit poulet ah, gentille Petit poulet ah
Petit poulet ah je te plumerai
Je te plumerai le nez (the nose)
Je te plumerai le nez
Et le nez, et le nez
Petit poulet ah, Petit poulet ah
O-o-o-o-oh
Petit poulet ah, gentille Petit poulet ah
Petit poulet ah je te plumerai
Continued on for:
Les yeux (the eyes)
Le cou (the neck)
Les ailes (the wings)
Le dos (the back)
Les pattes (the legs)
Le queue (the tail)
Actually… the dog is ‘Alaskin’. Whatever that means.
Thanks LL – I thought he just has a lot of questions.
Agghh… what happened to my edit???
Sorry, Coffy… I meant to add (well, I did add and something ate it?):
Unless the dog is posing as an undercover agent searching for rebel chickens. That would be it’s theme song. — or something like that…
….stupid
huskyajax.That means Sarah Palin can see him from her back yard. No, wait…those are Russian Huskies.
Alaskin.
It’s like a la mode, but with skin.
http://forlackofabettercomic.com/?id=35
8) new comic to me, great world view.
Bianchi, Punchity Punch Punch! You really rang my bell. Ahem.
G’Night, Nanook!