YSaC Redux Redux
2011 March 19
Remember this post? Wasn’t that awesome?
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
Not.A.Lion!
Want a Not.A.Lion t-shirt AND a Llama-nun's Prayer mug? How about a Cat Math mousepad? Of course you do!
All are now available as t-shirts and other things! (The llamanun mugs contain the YSaC group prayer on the back.)
Talk amongst yourselves …
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In case anyone ever checks. I just saw this ad and missed everyone here. Enjoy! https://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pho/d/nellis-afb-womans-feet/7164431024.htmlDecelerate Spoon on YSaC, Vol. 1800: So long, and thanks for all the bees.
Wow, it’s amazing to finally find this site. I’d say I’m late in getting here, but I know I’m right…Decelerate Spoon on YSaC, Vol. 1243: A little hard of herring.
I thought this joke smelt, but this guy really knew how to drop the bass. And it flopped around everywhere…
I’m Sisyphus, and I approve this message.
Sorry Dave, but I totally read that as Syphilis and did a double take. Good thing I wasn’t drinking something or I’d have done a spit take.
I agree. Mankind has been spoiled by technology. Too much tv, too much internet, too much cellphone texting. PUT IT AWAY. Go out and an enjoy the beautiful weather. Play ball with your kids, take your pet for a walk, drink a glass of lemonade in the shade.
Yeah, right!
Arrgg… where’s the link? 🙂
Today’s post symbolizes man’s inhumanity towards man, or at least Dan’s inhumanity towards snarkers.
So you’re saying it’s a conspiracy?
Isn’t everything?
:adjusts tin foil beanie:
If you just keep clicking, you can see all of the weird ads
Blankity blank blank blank!
It reminds me of this comment quite a bit.
:puts on hipster beret:
I am enjoying this ironically.
I liked it before it became mainstream.
I liked it before it existed.
I liked it before I existed.
How bourgeoisie of you, Dan.
It’s a social experiment: Just how strange are YSaC people? Give ’em a blank screen and let them go.
Dan clearly underestimates the prowess of the YSaC gestalt.
We are legion. We are one. We like cheese.
And pie.
We love pie.
Ah, Minimalism. How glorious. It makes me want to rid myself of all my belongings and set out into the world with nothing.
Time to go start posting on Craigslist!
“If you want to become full, let yourself be empty.” – Lao Tzu
Similarly, if you want yourself to become full, eat at a buffet.
Sis, I think that was said by Lao Zee. He was quite the freeloader.
Really? I thought that was Glu Tin Nee.
ULTIMATE FATALITY!
(Ultimate Blankality?)
That’s going to look mighty strange in the box tomorrow.
At least you won’t exceed any size limit…
That’s what she said…
“I see,” said the blind man.
As he picked up the hammer and saw.
And walked into the wall
I don’t much like this comment, it’s a bit too self referential.
A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Say no more!
Are you, uh,… are you selling something?
I’ll take 12, please.
I’ll take elebenty brazillian.
Can I pay in bees?
I like cheese.
http://www.ilovecheese.com/
There’s a website that you can watch cheese. Really. If I was any decent hand at hyperlinks, I’d find that site. I’ll leave it for someone else to do.
The site is closed now, but you can watch the 12 month time lapse of “Wedginald” aging.
Unfortunately (I think), the site has closed the live action feed, which used to be at cheddarvision. However, they do have a link on their page to a youtube video of a year’s worth of aging. Yum!
It’s a post within a post. Within a post, depending on how many times you click it. Oh no, we’ve gone too deep!
Is there ever really such a thing as having gone too deep? Can we ever find the center?
Oops, now I’ve gone all existential…
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, anyways?
I actually tried that as a kid. I can’t remember the exact number, but it was a little over a thousand. An adult would probably get a different result (but probably wouldn’t be that bored/curious enough to try it)
It depends on how aggressively you lick.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
We’re stuck in a Mandelbrot set! *runs away screaming into infinity*
It’s too early for April Fools.
It’s never too early to weed out the fools.
What?
I suddenly remember I owe you a punch.
Make it a double-shot, Wind!
*holds ferret in front of face*
Please be kind to the animals!
All I know is that whatever Dan and DRMK (BBUT) have in store for April Fools had better be better than this… because this would have been perfect for it.
My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin. I work in a lumber mill there. The people I meet when I walk down the street, they ask me my name and I say: My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin. I work in a lumber mill there. The people I meet when I walk down the street, they ask me my name and I say: My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin. I work in a lumber mill there. The people I meet when I walk down the street, they ask me my name and I say: My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin. I work in a lumber mill there. The people I meet when I walk down the street, they ask me my name and I say: My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin….
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, that’s my name too! Whenever I go out, the people always shout, “There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!” Tra la la la la la…
This is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends…
Ah yes, my favorite drinking song………
Thanks SilvaNoir – The song that never ends
I’m Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am
Second verse same as the first
Could get better but it’s gunna get worse…
I’m Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am
Third verse, same as the first
could get better but it’s gunna get worse…
I know a song that’s annoying.
It goes something like this.
I know a song that’s annoying.
It goes something like this.
I know a song that’s annoying…
I’m her eighth old man NAMED (*naimed*, Cockney accent and such) Henry.
—–> lyrics stickler and a Virgo. Sorry for being AR about lyrics; not sorry about being a Virgo since that’s beyond my control.
Does AR know you’ve stolen her identity?
*tentatively hands Angel the dropped [matt] [/matt] tags and runs off crying*
But, Sis, I was impressed that you typed the song from memory!
*offers an apology for my AR/OCD-ness*
🙂
If a YSaC site owner falls in the middle of the forest but there is no link to post it, does he make a sound?
Apparently, the craigslist ad is a small component of ‘yousuck’.
Shh… don’t be spreading the secret around.
Spread butter instead.
Just don’t spread margarine. We just finished containing the last of it.
Has a vaccine been developed yet? I’d hate it if it broke free and we suddenly find a margarine epidemic on our hands.
Yes it must be butter, else we risk the wrath of Paula Deen.
PAM!
Parkay!
8) Caro, thanks for the Dorothy Parker yesterday. Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night,
I must be having a terribly slow day. It took me a few clicks to get it. *sighs and extends hand for a slice of coffee*
Would you like a spoon or a fork with that?
Not bad! Reminds me of the Google search for recursion.
Actually found in a card catalog:
Calligraphy: See penmanship
Penmanship: See calligraphy
Ah, dan! Should have saved this for April 1st! 8)
Oh no!!! My computer/ interwebnet linkage is mal/mis-functioning…I keep clicking on the link and it doesn’t work!! Help!!! I’ve become so attached to YSaC I don’t know what to do??!! Luckily it’s Saturday, I can spend all day clicking and clicking*, it has to eventually come up. I was going to do other things today; hang out with grandson,do some projects for my 87 year-old mom, but they’ll have to wait.Oh!..the agony ….
*..and clicking…
(twelve hours later)….oh…..
There is no spoon.
I like pi!
I enjoy pudding.
*still homeless OMV looking up*
Yeah, I know.
*limps off mumbling about why the liquor store doesn’t sell jelly beans*
Have you tried soaking Gummi Bears in vodka like the kids are supposedly doing? We’re suppose to be watching for that…IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!! Why can’t they just abuse Vicks 44D cough syrup like we did? …..jeeeshhh!!!!!
Actually, I don’ alchohol beverage or bean jellies. I’m just trying to fit in. What do normal homeless people mumble about?
Usually aliens or the government, or how the government is run by aliens.
ghostie…I think that’s the main thread of conversation at the country club….
*clicks link*
…Alright, somebody’s being that guy today.
I am a meat popsicle.
Redux Redux is my Duran Duran cover band.
Reflex Reflex is mine,IF.
Walla Walla is IF’s Green Onions cover band.
The farce is strong in this one!
Hammy! Good doggie! Here’s a special treat just for you. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Redux Redux!
Is it Groundhog Day already?