Free Chair
This is a flying chair. I went many adventures on it. Come take it away have you happy adventures.
Um. Right. Okay then.
Actually, I stopped going on “happy adventures” in college after that time I found myself licking the bottom of a bag of Cheetos. But thanks anyway.
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I’m perplexed by the first image. Did he take a hostage on one of his many adventures? Or was he himself taken hostage on one of his adventures?
The Adventure Chair is infested with stoners instead of ninjas, which makes it somewhat less awesome in my opinion.
The mind boggles, doesn’t it?
This reminds me of the Juno chair…
I like to sit, yes, yes
Right between the couch and sette
On a chair of snark I drift in the lounge
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near
To someplace away from here
Well, you don’t know what
We can find
Why don’t you come with me, little Spark
On a magic recliner ride…
Sis, many doors! This is awesome and no mistake!
I’m taking a ride
In my flying chair.
I hope it never lets me right down there.
We’re doing an all-nighter,
For to see a freedom fighter.
I’m taking a ride
In my flying chair.
We’re flying high;
We’re watching masked men pass us by.
Never want to come down;
Never want to put my feet back down
On the ground.
This chair must be the cheap Ikea version of this.
Imagine the respondent’s surprise when all adventures turn out to be trips to the convenience store for more munchies.
Looking at the first image, that might include robbing the convenience store (the chair made me do it officer, I swear!)
That’s interesting. Sometimes I have to “go adventure,” but there’s a separate room in the house for that.
Wowzer! A whole room? Now I am jealous.
Exactly, some of us only have a box filled with dirt.
Or a goldfish bowl full of pink and blue rocks.
Adventure Chair doesn’t look all that comfy – could I get one with a few Quiet Contemplation throw pillows?
Ew…if said adventures were between the guys in pictures A and C, I think there would not be enough Lysol wipes in the in the world to make me feel comfy in it. Not to mention a million crevice tool cleanings.
What is on his face? Some type of wannabe ninja glasses? And shouldn’t the first and last pictures be switched?
Pic 1: (before) Hi, I’m Walter Mitty. Just your average guy.
Pic 2: The flying chair
Pic 3: (after) I’d tell you about my adventures but then I would have to kill you. I’m wearing a disguise so you don’t know my true identity.
Too many bees!
That’s Mike, the gay Ninja.
Looks like a superhero mask but with skull and crossbones on it (oh so edgy) and a fake beard made out of a carpet remnant.
Wild guess: “Mexican’ masked-wrestler mask.
Adventurous!
I’m thinking he went on so many adventures with so little ventilation that just sitting in the chair gives you a contact high. Soon you’ll be looking for cheetos under the cushion. Pass.
Why, oh why, did he take the BLUE pill?
I bought a chair that looks kind of like that at Goodwill. It provided a different kind of flying. Before I had it repaired, I sat on it and my butt went flying from the cushion to the floor when the leg broke.
I think I saw this rebus under a lucky beer bottle cap…lets see.
Dork+Chair+man=Dork Chairman?
http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4021
Adventuring!
C . . . J, here’s a First Sunday in December Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Larry Walters!
I think he was flying in his chair on one of his high adventures when he posted this ad.
Mmmm, cheetos. Not on the diet, alas. Pass the celery.
All your free flying chairs are belong to us.
Not enough mushrooms in the world, captain hipster dipshit! Now, load it on the trebuchet and let’s really see this baby fly. I know just the recheck. Here, hold my bet.
Ok. That’s supposed to say redneck (fat Jimmy of punkin chunkin fame) and beer.
Well, the picture clearly shows the chair sitting on the ground, not flying. Although, perhaps Sparky, in his
infinitefinitewisdommental acuity is taking the earth’s rotation speed into account. At over 1600 km/h Sparky may conclude that the chair is just flying along. I would otherwise say that the chair is hauling ass.Would you like to ride in my red adventure chair?
Would you like to ride in my red adventure chair?
We could do a lot of drugs with Sparky, you and I,
For we can fly, we can fly.
Up, up and away
My flying chair, my red adventure chair.
I’m a little confused…which picture is of the actual flying chair????
“Happy Adventures” is my favorite R.E.M. cover band….
It’s in storage in one of the rock carvings behind the man on the left.
Dave, you’re in my spot.
Bazinga!
It looks like the flying chair had one too many hard landings.
Nice quilt square, Kati.