YSaC, Vol. 370: I’m too sexy for my …
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some only worn a few times. out of the business no longer need them.
I’m trying to imagine a stripper routine that would involve unhooking a corset. Those things are terribly fussy. Someone apparently forgot to tell this person the difference between skimpy and sexy. Also, who knew that strippers could only wear pink?
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It is no wonder she is ‘out of the business’ and that they were only worn a few times. I can’t see that being a successful venture for her.
Actually, I am not sure it is a ‘she’ at all. When I first looked, I thought it was a guy. Definitely shaped like a guy.
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I thought it was a dude and was going to suggest based on the pictures it was a poor career choice. I’m glad i wasnt the only one.
Is pole dancing really an art?
William Shakespeare, Jackson Pollock, and that chick with the lopsided boobjob and c-section scar.
Which of these “artists” don’t belong.
“BOOKS,POLES, STRIPPER SHOES,” I didnt know they made stripper text books
Chapter 1: take off your clothes
Chapter 2: fake-hump the air
Chapter 3: Collect 1 dollar bills and leave/harass patrons for a “private dance”
Also, 35 seems a little late in life to make the career choice to exotic performer
fuck you
^ willing to bet this is a stripper in her 30’s, hahaha!
that has to be a guy first post…with moobs or something else…
Thank you lord! I have been blessed with stripper shoes!
I’m pretty sure that pink stripper is a man. Note the body build.
It may be. The simplest answer is often the best
Is there a market for cross dressing strippers?
“4 outfits” implies four entirely different sets of clothing to me. I guess the poster of the ad feels differently, though, because s/he’s wearing the same weird Barbie mullet-skirt in two of these pictures.
I think clothes in the first ad are really hooker clothes, but stripper clothes is an attempt to be diplomatic/politically correct.
Btw, it’s actually quite easy to unhook a corset as long as you loosen the laces first. I don’t see that being part of a successful strip tease, though.
Right. Plus, I don’t think any amount of tightlacing is going to give that person a figure.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that looked like a man. And I have to agree with the hooker clothes comment.
Maybe it’s just me, but outfits 2, 3 and 4 look like ice skating costumes. For some hellish, Barbie-porno themed Icecapades show.
On a related note, OH GOD, MY EYES!
Note to self: stop reading YSaC first thing in the morning, or at any time of day without a bucket of brain bleach ready to hand.
Based on the advertiser’s physique, I’m having serious thoughts that the real story behind this ad is “getting out of sex work because I finally saved up enough for my SRS”. Which is great, actually.
Y’know, just because a woman’s not got much of a…shape….doesn’t make her a guy. I’m small on the top and short-waisted myself, but definitely female. Of course, I also know how to pick out more flattering clothes and have better sense than to think I’ve got the right body type to make a living stripping.
I was actually thinking “five months pregnant”, not “man”.
I was thinking the same thing!!! Hence the going out of business sale:) There probably isn’t a big market for pregnant strippers!
sadly, there’s probably a fetish site for that. i don’t know and i’m not going to look
I’m pretty sure there is, but I’m not about to go looking either. Somewhere there has to be a market for fat strippers, too.
It IS a man, though, or genetically ambiguous person. It’s quite easy to tell by looking at the bone structure of the pelvis.
Honestly, the first one looks like the roommate I was assigned in freshman year of college…before I switched rooms after one semester. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’d flunked out and decided stripping might be a good way to get beer money.
Hahaha! Wait, have I heard this story??? Did she also have a penchant for frighteningly garish pink clothing? No wonder you changed romms… And the beer habit would also explain the, um, appearance of perhaps being pregnant.
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For some reason, looking at the person (I do think it’s a female, just not one who’s traditionally/ideally stripper-bodacious) in those eye-searing pink outfits is far more depressing to me than any of the “humanity is doomed” personals I’ve seen on here. I’m really hoping that the person graduated/got a day job/job they can tell their mother about and that’s why they don’t need the clothes, not because they have discovered they make more money elsewhere by just lying there with NO clothes on.
I agree – this one was just so sad.
Also, I think she’s a woman because of the relatively slender arms and hands. This is a tough crowd – I didn’t think she looked like a guy!
Male pole dancers?
Literal pole dancers?
Those are awfully broad shoulders for a woman. Either that is a man or she quit stripping because she couldn’t make any money because she looks like a man.
I have quite broad shoulders for a woman. And relatively large hands and feet. I have been mistaken for a drag queen on at least one occasion. I took it as a compliment. 😉
Could just be because you’re fabulous…. 😉 That’s what I’d say, anyway, if it was me! When I was younger, skinnier, and had short hair, I got mistaken for a teenage boy once when I was doing lawn work (I was about 20 at the time…) Less fabulous.
When I first saw this, I thought it was a LITTLE GIRL! I’m still not convinced this person is of the correct age to be wearing this clothing. Makes me feel ooky.
Guy with moobs, fissure.
That’s either a man modelling those garments, or it’s a very unlucky chick. Personally, I think it’s a unsucessful crossdresser, the kind that you see on Jerry Springer wearing their mama’s undies and lipstick.
Ew. Buying used stripper clothes on CL is actually worse than buying used underwear.
I agree with the others in thinking the ex stripper is male. The position of the arms in the 2nd and 4th photos, I dunno, men always seem to pose this way. As if they don’t know what to do with their upper limbs.
She looks to me like a transsexual woman in the early stages of transitioning. She does have boobs, albeit small ones. As such, she probably DID have a somewhat successful career, even without a supermodel physique – a lot of guys are really intrigued by transsexuals. There’s a shop here called Sexy Scissors, a combination strip joint/barbershop (tell me that doesn’t make you itch just thinking about it!) with at least one transsexual employee.
However, I concur those outfits are wrong, on her or anybody else. And I say this as someone who went through a Betsey Johnson phase and willingly wore that color on many occasions.
It’s a lady who just doesn’t know what to wear. 🙁 It’s like why there are eight billion kinds of swimsuits and the catalogs have triangle and hourglass and rectangle and question mark designations and everything costs $80. (and yet some of us are STILL doomed to not ever find a suit that’s at all flattering.) LADY, YOU ARE A RECTANGLE, and you would have possibly made money if you had only worn high-waisted miniskirts instead of low-rise microskirts. I just think she skipped the part about looking deeply into your soul to discover your true ideal stripper outfit.
Corsets: stripping clothes are not like regular clothes. They’re designed to be removed easily. It looks like a corset but it doesn’t accomplish any corseting.
There is a market for crossdressing strippers.
Unconventional-looking women can get a job at a club, although they may have to work the eggs’n’legs shift.
Dancers who can’t dance also work at times when there are few customers. Knowing how to dance well brings in more tips.
Signed,
Used to live with an exotic dancer.
Eggs’n’Legs? I’m stumped.
Day time strippers. The shift when it’s mostly alcoholics hanging out in the strip joint. Most people don’t go in them when the sun is up, so that’s the shifts the more unusual looking people get put on.
I used to be a dancer and I wore corsets all the time..
I wasn’t shaped like a square, though.
Ahh! I can’t see! My lenses steamed over!
I know I’m late to the party here, but I can’t let this go without commenting.
UUUHHHHH…..All the comments about the shape of the person in the pic are comepletely Jr. High. Very disappointing at this site. I expected it from some random commenters, but not from the blog writer.
It’s sad that a group of adults are so corrupted by our pornified society, that they’ve never seen a woman with broad shoulders, a short waist and arms that aren’t thoothpicks, without suspecting that they are a man.
I’d love to see all of you submit a photo of yourselves in this shite attire and have everyone rate you and decide if you’re sufficiently male or female enough based on the shape of your body.
Can we grow up now?
*end rant*
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