YSaC, Vol. XXXVI

2008 September 12
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by drmk

living room set – $650


LEATHER LIVING ROOM SET..
INCLUDES SOFA, LOVESEAT, MATCHING CHAIR, TWO SIDE TABLES AND A COFEE TABLE..
OK CONDITION..
MAKE OFFER…

Face-eating blob not included.

Sent in by Kris — thanks!

31 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 November 14
    Cornholio permalink

    That’s actually me on the right. This is the night we broke into the funeral home to have some drinks and watch scary movies.

    Adores: 2
  2. 2009 September 24
    Pete permalink

    “face-eating blob” made me laugh until my ribs hurt.

    Adores: 2
  3. 2011 February 6
    LimeLolly permalink

    I don’t know if I want furniture with a drinking problem.

    I’ll offer firm obos and the address to the nearest AA meetings.

    Adores: 4
  4. 2011 February 6
    sarajean80 permalink

    A black, amorphous face-eating blob and acid-washed jeans with the knees torn out?

    Someone’s going to end up on the worst-dressed list.

    Adores: 4
  5. 2011 February 6
    Windrose permalink

    Are they holding . . . what I think they are holding? Are they trying to distract the face-eating blob? Oh, my. Rather glad most of the Preverts won’t be commenting today. 8)

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 February 6

      Hold it, hold it…OK exhale!

      *cough, hack, wheeze*

      Whoa, dude this purple bong is awesome!

      Adores: 2
  6. 2011 February 6

    Also.. two people but three legs. Which suggests leg-eating sofa cushions.

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 February 6
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      They didn’t list “performs amputations” as a feature of the set. This could be useful for when the in-laws visit…

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 February 6
        Windrose permalink

        Does the couch do hair, too? I think it might save me a bundle over time in hair cuts for me and the husband unit.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 February 6

          You really don’t want it to do your hair. It’s stuck on “black glob OF DOOM that appears to have what may or may not be the reflection of a Furby in it.”

          Adores: 3
    • 2011 February 6
      Jen permalink

      Not necessarily leg-eating – it took me a long time to figure out that the foot-shaped object peeking out from under the edge of the Amputating Sofa of Madness was not Dark Jeans’ missing leg. And now I can’t help thinking that the ‘carpet’ looks like Buffalo Bill’s skin suit…

      Adores: 2
  7. 2011 February 6

    Scribbles, I’ve been looking all over for you!

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 February 6
      Windrose permalink

      And thus ends another episode of Scribbles the Blob: The Journey Home. *cue sappy music and credits*

      Adores: 6
  8. 2011 February 6

    Agnes! Did you see who moved in next door?

    Yes, black as the ace of spades they were.

    Well, there goes the neighborhood.

    *Crash*

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 February 6
      Windrose permalink

      Taco, Rev. Sharpton (played by Morgan Freeman) on line two. Line one is Agnes.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 February 6
        CapnMac permalink

        (He’ll have to refer Rev Al to the late Graham Chapman as the author of the “Spot” bit on Monty Python.)

        Adores: 0
  9. 2011 February 6
    Ziaheart permalink

    Just so you know…

    The don’t suck box link isn’t working. It keeps giving me an error saying that Firefox doesn’t know how to open this address, because the protocol (hhttp) isn’t associated with any program. Haven’t tried it with other browsers, but it usually works on FF so not sure what’s wrong.

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 February 6
      Windrose permalink

      Thanks for the heads-up, it’s working now. 8/ Forgot to double check it. Sleep deprivation is my only excuse.

      Adores: 0
  10. 2011 February 6
    CapnMac permalink

    Still pondering why they both have pillows in their laps.

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 February 6
      Windrose permalink

      Probably just shy young things. 8)

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 February 6
        CapnMac permalink

        The pillows are shy? Must be why the leather furniture is for the tip.

        Adores: 0
  11. 2011 February 6
    CapnMac permalink

    Adores are again broken.

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 February 6

      You would prefer 502 Bad Gateways?

      Adores: 0
      • 2011 February 6

        Half a adore half a adore,
        Half a adore award,
        All in the gateway of bad
        Bode the five ‘O’ two:
        ‘Forward, right click!
        Hit the refresh’ he said:
        All in the gateway of bad
        Bode the five ‘O’ two.

        Adores: 1
  12. 2011 February 6
    Addicted Reader permalink

    The doubled periods read like ellipses and make the poster sound high in my head.

    It appears that the poster thinks that .. is a short stop and … is a full stop?

    Adores: 1
  13. 2011 February 6
    LaKitta permalink

    Are there eyes on the left part of that black blob? Almost looks like a black doberman (or some off-brand, poorly rendered Batman) in there somewhere. Or maybe it’s just me (and SJ’s cough syrup).

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 February 6

      I TOLD you guys there was a furby in there!

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 February 6
        LaKitta permalink

        Yeah, I saw that after I’d posted 🙂
        You win; blob o’ Furby is much more terrifying. *shudder*

        Adores: 0
  14. 2011 February 7
    Windrose permalink

    LaKitta, you are the lucky winner of the Sunday Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Chester Springs!

    Adores: 1

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