YSaC, Vol. 224: Verbing weirds language.

2009 February 27
by drmk

i can walking your dog!!!


I Have some experience walking dogs… i can work whit you schuled please email me…. tanks

You heard the man. Email him tanks!

34 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 February 27

    Does he want pictures of tanks? Or actual tanks? I haven’t really gotten a handle on e-mailing people tangible objects (especially something as big as a tank) yet.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2009 February 27
    Olson permalink

    Hmmm…even if I could afford to buy a tank:
    1. I definitely wouldn’t give it away. I’d be keeping that baby all to myself. (I might share it with my stepsons)
    2. If I DID buy him a tank,wouldn’t the polite thing be for him to come and get it???
    3. What kind of Star Trek universe does he live in where a tank can be e-mailed?

    I’m also not letting him walk my dog. (experience or no experience)

    Adores: 2
  3. 2009 February 27
    Libby permalink

    well, im glad he has experience walking. never ask a person who doesnt know how to walk to walk your dogs. or tanks will be issued.

    Adores: 2
  4. 2009 February 27
    kati permalink

    but can you painting my house? because that’s what i really needing.
    you can painting my tanks, too if you have some experience.

    Adores: 6
  5. 2009 February 27
    Joe M. permalink

    WHO WAS PHONE?

    Adores: 3
  6. 2009 February 27

    schuled? Is that a Jewish retriever?

    Adores: 0
  7. 2009 March 2
    Kristen permalink

    I’m pretty sure my dog could write a more coherent CL as than that, so no walkies for you!

    Adores: 2
  8. 2009 March 3
    Melanie permalink

    Shame, he is obviously dyslexic.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2009 March 5

    Dammit Tasty Prawns! That is a great version of the comment I had in mind! lol

    Adores: 0
  10. 2009 March 8
    meg permalink

    I recall the “verbing weirds language” from calvin and hobbes. If that’s where it’s from, thumbs up! XD

    Adores: 5
  11. 2011 September 25
    D / DM permalink

    you dog. i can walking him. i can do all the things. i can even teaching him to spek.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 September 25

      Can you tech babby too reid?

      Adores: 9
      • 2011 September 25
        D / DM permalink

        I could, but they need to do way instain mother who does not teach that.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 25

          D/DM, every time I see your “name” I think of Diaminodiphenylmethane, but then I think, you look nothing like a polyurethane elastomer.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 September 25
          D / DM permalink

          With good reason, Hammy. I’m actually not carbon-based at all.

          Adores: 6
  12. 2011 September 25
    LimeLolly permalink

    Can you jumping through hoops or chasing the cat?

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 September 25
      D / DM permalink

      LL, I don’t think this guy has enough “experience” to chasing a cat.

      Adores: 6
  13. 2011 September 25

    I can ignoring your ad!

    Adores: 12
  14. 2011 September 25
    Windrose permalink

    Sparkamundo, I don’t have a dog. Can you flying my parrot? Can you exercising my cats? Can you, just for the sake of argument, leaving the planet?

    Adores: 7
  15. 2011 September 25
    Windrose permalink

    Pay no attention to the woman in the box today. I’m, er, just testing the emergency exit and the sound system. Move along, move along.

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 25

      Good morning, Garrisonville!

      Adores: 5
    • 2011 September 25

      Just ignore that box in the box with bent nails in the lid and a funny smell…

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 September 25
      D / DM permalink

      In commemoration of yesterday’s post, and because you won that auction fair and square, we’ve compressed the box to fit on a 128 MB CompactFlash card. Enjoy these animated GIFs and our embarrassingly large collection of MIDI music that plays automatically upon entry!

      Adores: 6
  16. 2011 September 25

    i can walking your dog!!!

    What a yo-yo.

    Adores: 6
  17. 2011 September 25

    Baby, you can walking my dog!!!
    Yes, I’m going to being a star!!!
    Baby, you can walking my dog!!!
    And baby, I loving you!!!

    Adores: 12
  18. 2011 September 25
    Spaceman.Spiff permalink

    i can no thing add

    Adores: 4
  19. 2011 September 25

    I can going to corner but I no thinking up anything worthy.

    Adores: 2
  20. 2011 September 25

    This was posted by a dog who is left alone all day and is lonely. He’s just trying to find out where the other dogs in the neighborhood are so he can make some friends. Considering the lack of opposable thumbs and that English is not his first language, this is a really well-written ad!

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 25
      D / DM permalink

      AR, I think you’ve got it! I think what he was trying to say was:

      “I have some experience walking, dogs. I can work with you, Scooby. Please email me. Treats.”

      ETA: The heading should read, “I can walk, you’re a dog.”

      Adores: 2
  21. 2011 September 26
    Windrose permalink

    It’s times like these when I say to my self, Self, Punchity Punch Punch! *ouch*

    G’Night, Stanley Coren!

    Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 26
      LimeLolly permalink

      Almost like the time you looked in the mirror and saw someone else instead of your reflection?

      o.O.

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 September 26
        Windrose permalink

        Uh, yeah. Just like that. Say, LL, has your doctor adjusted your meds lately? It could be time. 8)

        Adores: 0

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