YSaC, Vol. 1599: Sylvia Plath meets Kickstarter.

2013 September 12

Donate for a good cause: stop the loathing


what if i said, there are people out there who are self loathing? this is bad, no human should feel this way,

in order to feel better about you and your “life” i think that you should forward your loathing into a positive route, and help save the loathing people by donating

money goes to the fund for the loathing center. online.

donate any amount you like,

[paypal account here]

lets make this place a better place,

enjoy your day and hope to see your donations go to a good cause

Wait … if I’m filled with self-loathing, I’m supposed to channel that self-loathing and donate money to a foundation that’s dedicated to helping people afflicted with self-loathing by getting self-loathing people to donate to the foundation?

Anyway, it doesn’t matter, as I’ve already made my maximum donation to the Save the Gerbets Foundation this year.

Thanks, Tammy!

YSaC, Vol. 1598: Album 1598

2013 September 11

looking for


im in need of house hold thing and use carpet redoing my places cant of fored much pluse looking for pluse sizes clothing and some kids cloth and out door toys and things to sit on pluse stuff for my places like a couch and some othere stuff if u have stuff u like to dontaed or just get ride of i be glade to take it off your hands pluse also looking for some birds or a reel smal dog i will give them lots of love . i dont drive at this time pluse looking for a swiming pool so when the grandkis come they can have fun at grandmas if have any qustions please call or texts me at ###-###-#### . i mean a smal dog please no meadom or big thank u all so much

I’m in need of a house hold thing,
A house hold thing needs me.
I’ll take a small dog off your hands,
Any questions you can please texts me.

Well I’m not worried about grandkis,
I know they’ll be good boys.
They’ll be great swimers ’cause I’ll have a pool
And play with all the out door toys.

With profound apologies to Leslie Braunstein, and thanks to Wendy for the post.

YSaC, Vol. 1597: Norwegian Wouldn’t

2013 September 10

free free


Oak tree great for winter wood but u must cut down u cut whole tree get what u won’t I will get brush up myself call me at ### ### ####

The good news is, this person will allow you the privilege of cutting down their tree for them.

The bad news? You’ve got to create a logical paradox by taking only the wood that you won’t take, possibly causing an apocalyptic fracture of the space-time continuum.

But hey, at least you get to cut down their tree.

Thanks Kim!

YSaC, Vol. 1596: What if I did the whole thing in Wingdings?

2013 September 9

I NEED SOMEONE THAT KNW HOW TO USE CRAIGLIST AND POST

Wait… you posted an ad on Craigslist because you need someone who knows how to post an ad on Craigslist? Doesn’t that mean you already know how to post to Craigslist? Is this one of those Wizard of Oz deals, where at the end of the ad, you discover you actually had the power to post to Craigslist all along?


I NEED SOMEONE THAT KNOWS HOW TO WORK WITH CRAIGLIST AND DESING A SIMPLE WEDPAGE AND KNWS HOW TO POST DAILY AND KEEP TRACK OR REPOSTING EVERY 30 MINUTES.

PLEASE CONTACT WITH DETAIL PLEASE NO MAJOR CONTRACT
AND NO FANCY PRICES.

MARIO V
### ### ####

Location: [Location]
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: BEST OFFERT

Ah. No, I guess it isn’t.

There’s a lot of awful here, but I’m most intrigued by the idea of “fancy prices.”

So if I were to charge, say:

That would be OK, because it’s not fancy. However, if I were to charge:

Clearly, that’s a problem. Too fancy.

Thanks for the post, Mike!

YSaC, Vol. 690 Redux

2013 September 8
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by dan

No one in this post has learned the proper way of not being seen. New post tomorrow!

YSaC, Vol. 710 Redux

2013 September 7
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by dan

Here’s something to make you chuckle if you’re upset you missed the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.