borrowr
hi there I’m getting read of a borrowr with a hutch stand it all one peace nd you will need two people to pick it up if youare interested you can call marsha at ###-###-#### and she can tex pic of it to you ty jest call me or email me for a showing its loc in 2clock two place in [badly misspelled city].
What a peace of work is this borrowr!
How noble in it’s hutch stand,
How infinite in weight!
In form nd moving how many people will you need to pick it up? (Two)
And poor Marsha!
A woman of infinite jest!
So jest call her.
Thanks for the post, Ralph!
[cemetery name] burial plot – $2300
Looking to trade plot for wide variety of stuff; will consider all possibilties
That could take a while. I mean, I’ve got a perfectly good bag full of hammers, cedar shavings, tennis balls, and a live okapi, but I have to sit here and wait while you consider ALL possibilities. I mean, it takes me twenty minutes sometimes to decide where to have lunch, and you’ve got to start from there, then get through the various possibilities for unifying quantum mechanics and general relativity, the possibility that Oswald acted with help from the Quaker Oats guy, and every possible slash fiction configuration between the casts of “Community” and “The Importance of Being Earnest.”
Well, let me know when you’re ready.
Thanks for the post, Kit!
Come with me if you want adventures!
Free 4 person Hot tub Trash compactor
Free 4 -6 person hot tub 80″s ? No motor but inside is good with cover, Trash compactor works well older 90’S dishwasher door askew but runs. Again Hot tub does not have motor
Call if interested you need to pick up we do not deliver
Thanks for looking
Jen xxxxxxxxxx
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie. The hot tub is really a time machine that will only take you to the ’80s, and once you’re there you realize you’re in the bowels of a spaceship with walls that are closing in and a trash monster that’s trying to squish you, but you’re able to escape because the motor’s broken and the door is half open.
Kind of a disappointing third act, really.
Thanks, Kit A!
This Wood Thing
For sale
This wood thing,
it played one,
it played knick knack on my thumb.
With a knick knack paddywhack,
give a dog a bone,
this old man came rolling home.
What? Why bother to write some sort of parody when the original song makes no goddamn sense whatsoever? Sort of like the ad itself, really, just longer. And with more nonsense words. And a dog. OK, nothing like the ad. Except that the ad doesn’t really make much sense either. Shouldn’t it include some reference as to the price of the object? Or the size? Or its intended use? Or what the hell a “paddywhack” is?
Oh well, thanks for the post, sd!
lots of free stuff
lots of free items need gone now literally before dark
After dark, the toy oven turns into a vampire.
Thanks for the post, Kim!
