lower fairings – $567
selling my lower fairings off my.
Um. What? At this point, we don’t even know what KIND of vehicle these fairings fit on, let alone the make and model. We don’t even know that these are FOR a vehicle – for all we know this person bought some fairings for their CAT. And the ad never returns to this issue.
And yet Sparky knows exactly how much they want for them, to an odd level of precision.
i like these vents better than the factory vents because they dont open and close on you while going down the road.
WHICH vents? The vents in the fairings you’re selling? In that case, why are you selling them? Or are you selling the factory vents? In which case why are you telling us why you don’t like them? Or is this comment completely unrelated to the fact that you are selling these mystery fairings?
will trade for a crossbow
Sparky, at this point I wouldn’t trust you with a dried pea and a straw. No, you may not haz a crossbow.
Thanks for this… whatever it is, K!
RETRO KOALA PUPPET – $25
My camera couldn’t get a good focus on label; it reads: 1981 Mary Johnson The monkey merchant San Diego, California… Your Koala was handcrafted in California of all new materials. very nice, children love it- call Ray (###)###-###eight p.s. comes from a smoke and pet- free home.
If you actually wanted to be an alliterative manufacturer of koala dolls, what name could you use?
The Koala Karrier?
Kuddly Koalas?
Kiki and Kate’s Koala Korner?
Nausea inducing, but at least they work. But does the label say any of those things? No. No it does not. Why?
Because that is not.a.koala, you idiot.
Any fool can tell it’s a wallaby.
Thanks for the post, Kit!
free gold mine!!!!!!
FREE TO MANY THINGS TO POST ALL.PLANTS PICTURE FRAMS TVS TABLES BEDS CLEANING STUFF VASES RADIO FLAG BIKES HURRY FAST!!!! what ever is on or near the porch is free. please hurry fast!
I’m a bit puzzled on the urgency here. Do you think there’s REALLY a critical time limit on excavating whatever particular piece of crap you’re interested in from this particular “gold mine?” Is there an imminent risk of cave-in? Will a mob of zombies appear in twenty minutes if I don’t build a shelter?
Or has Sparky here just been snorting Pixi Sticks?
Still, I could use a good picture fram. Maybe I better hustle.
Thanks for the post, Jason!
Hey folks! It’s time for our annual Worst of the Year Roundup! Head on over to relive sharks, dinosaurs, canine sexual reversal, and Justin Bieber!
Somewhere, deep in the New Mexico desert…
“Major, we’ve got a problem.”
“What’s that?”
“We’ve run out of leads on finding new aliens to hide from the American public.”
“How is that possible? It’s pretty much been ET central around here since Roswell.”
“Mostly, I think it’s because of the new checked baggage fees – most alien species won’t put up with that crap.”
“Damn. OK, activate plan Baker Nine.”
“We can’t, sir – we’re out of strawberry custard.”
“Baker Ten?”
“Won’t work in an even numbered year.”
“Baker Eleven?”
“Sorry, sir – Abe Vigoda is actually still alive.”
“OK, fine – just leave me alone and go put an ad on Craigslist or something.”
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Thanks for the post, Kim!
Happy New Year, everyone! New Years Day is about self-reflection, and carefully considering how you will make yourself a better person in 2014. It’s about making a fresh start, and about being optimistic about the year ahead. It’s about the joy and wonder we can each find in our fellow man. It’s …
who can tell that what’s my GPA score?
I do not know my GPA ? who can tell me ? need apply for school
Oh, never mind. It’s all about the Sparkys, just like every year.
Happy New Year! Thanks, Buff!
* To be fair, there is no GPA listed here, and this appears to be a transcript from a British university where they don’t calculate GPAs. But since Sparky here had 100% attendance in his Business program, one might assume that he would (a) know that and (b) be able to conjugate English verbs. Also, if Sparky has completed a Masters degree, and is applying for school, that means … no, it’s just too horrible to think about.
