FREE: abandoned SLEEP SOFA.. TAKE IT!
Neighbors moved out. left at curb a sleep sofa. full sized, has mattress and cushions.
its ugly, looks well loved on (litererally) and looks comfy too.
Best of all its free.
Please do not respond to email, do not call and most of all do not disturb us or neighbors.
That’s right. Do not email this person. Do not call them. Do not disturb them. Also, do not go to their neighborhood and pick up the couch. Don’t even read the ad. In fact, you should probably just close the browser now and go compulsively wash for a few minutes. I know I’m going to.
Thanks for the ad, Kim!
“Hey Scully?”
“Yes Mulder?”
“I think I’ve uncovered another big conspiracy. It’s..”
“No, don’t tell me in a normal voice. Shout it! And while you’re at it, do your best Mario impression.”
WHAT A THEY SPRAYING???
PICS 12:15 AND BACK ALUMINUM? BARIUM? LOOK UP
I’d better look this up. Let’s see… book of Pics, Chapter 12, Verse 15… here it is:
“And lo, they did look unto the heavens, and they did see white traces emblazoned on the sky, and they did tremble with fear, and they cried out ‘Aluminum?’ ‘Barium?’ unto the Lord. And the Lord spake unto them, and he did say, ‘It’s water vapor condensing from jet exhausts, dumbasses.'”
This endeth the reading.
Thanks for the link, Randy!
That “punctuationally challenged” tag sure seems to fit here:
lots of free stuff and remodel stuff
hello I am giving away chairs some tables paint dishes I think I’m ect. Please come and pick up today or woll be left out for trash if you are interested I have a glass table that I am giving away for free it is on my porch and if you are interested please text me I do have an aggressive dog that i would have to put away so you could pick it up. I have a slow cooker dishes and cups a little of everything the other table is pvc it comes with a chair and cushion. If you do stop by please dont make a mess thank you.. The glass table is gone pvc table n chair gone dishes gone we still have some nice chairs and the rest that is listed
How can I pick up the aggressive dog if you’ve put it away? Is this something you can only understand if you’re ect?
Thanks for the post, Greg!
Oddly enough, this was posted in “missed connections:”
2 gave up is the worst thing you can do in a marriage – m4w
That is thee worst thing is to give up on you true love.
Married or not you had chosen to be married and take life with him.
Sad to say that some else would love to be with a guy that loves to have lunch dates.
It is a part of life to enjoy you spouse and company. No man is perfect.
You must be looking for a excuse to leave or probably had cheated on him the whole time. It’s best to leave the good guys for the women that have brains. Your probly the type of chick that all she does is nag at the guy. Just telling you it more your fault that you did not try to help your marriage.
If things get bad you are supposed to talk obviously you lost your husband. to someone that will appreciate him more then you did. Good luck on finding a guy that did perfect. Whores can’t be house wifes.
I have to agree. Lunch dates are clearly the harbinger of doom for our society. Guys that LOVE lunch dates? One step above axe murderers in my book. People who love to BE with guys that love lunch dates? Pretty much as bad as Stalin.
Thanks for the post, WRH!
$710 / 2br – Nice Quiet Neighborhood – pass through the following day
2BR / 2Ba duplex
cats are OK – purrr dogs are OK – wooof
Northside 2 Bedroom 2 Story Duplex,
Spacious Kitchen, Hardwood Floors,
Near Transportation! $710
twenty-four hours on it to this sauce with salt and pour the cauliflowers till it all down some boiling fat, and of water; and, half-an-hour in salted water whenever it out, and cook some slices of the slices of minced veal; cook gently in Belgium. Add then some ground rice in the great care that
I don’t usually cook slices of slices of minced veal in Belgium. I prefer to cook them in a nice bubbling pot of Guinea-Bissau. Although once you’ve taken the veal, minced it, sliced that, and then sliced THAT, you’re essentially dealing with individual veal molecules. (Chemical Symbol:Ve) Still, there’s nothing that says “place I want to live” like “boiling fat.”
Thanks for this oddity, Ted!
Singer Looking for Band
Looking for Gitarist ,Bassist,Keyboardist and Drumer Preferably a girl Audisions require Musistions to Bring own Insterments
Look forward to Your Responces
Why do I get the feeling that this singer’s spelling is so poor you’d actually be able to tell just from listening to her? And of course, if you read this ad literally, she’s looking for ONE PERSON to play Gitar, Bass, Keyboard and Drum. Preferably a girl. Or possibly Dick Van Dyke in “Mary Poppins.”
Thanks for the post, Wolf!
