YSaC, Vol. 1710: Free to be…

2014 May 30

Everyone likes FREE stuff, right? Here’s just a SMALL selection of some of the free stuff you can get on Craigslist:

free concerte slap for fill


it big need equippment to move

free jockstraps


2 free clean jockstraps form a smoke free home – size medium. I hate to throw them away.

1 is a Bike brand swimmers the other is a Champion. The Champion is more of a brief with a built in pouch.
Send name /number. These will fit a 29 -32 waist.

Waist oil


Aprox.10 gallons of transmission fluid in rusy 5 gallon cans.fluid has never been used! If you would like it .give me a call .Mark show contact info. Thanks. ..

Free rusty metal bed rails



Free if you want to pick them up Friday or Saturday

Free rusty metal shelf unit



Metal shelf unit used for scrap/recycling free for anyone who can pick it up on Friday or Saturday.

Palliates



Free Palliates

Thanks, Kenneth, robot, Ralph, Jason, and Ralph again!

YSaC, Vol. 1709: Put me in, couch!

2014 May 28

Bed built inside couch. – 350


condition: new
Never use it since my grandmother death.

She didn’t own the couch or sleep on it or anything, I just can’t bring myself to sit on this completely unrelated couch since grandma died.

It has light color which gray n white.

Isn’t that TWO light colors?

It has two seats long for three persons to seat on it also inside of bed always stay covered plastic from factory. Pull out twice to show myself and a customer whom already not interested.

I’m already not interested, and I haven’t even seen the couch.

It nice and neat. Good for college student whom lived inside of college students’s homes or some folks of you looking for that kind of furniture which perfect fit for you when your have company respected stay overnight able to pull out the bed mattress without problem because it brand new.

…aaaand here’s where the ad goes completely off the rails. But at least we’re using the word “whom”. “Whom” makes every sentence fancy.

Call us phone show contact info when not able to reach phone and then leave the message within your name and phone number so we always listen to return your call from your message. Thank you.

So when I can’t reach my phone, I should call you, and then show my contact information to my phone? I’m so confused.

Thanks for the post, Max!

YSaC, Vol. 1708: The stuff of dreams

2014 May 26

SD sends this pithy little gem:

Lots of stuff – $23


All new stock

What do we think – is “lots” an adjective or a noun?
Is “stock” inventory or soup?
Is Sparky an idiot or a knucklehead?

YSaC, Vol. 1707: Ew.

2014 May 23
tags:
by dan

We haven’t used the “ew” tag this week, I don’t think.

free toy for adult woman


Getn rid of my adult toy aas got new one this one has never been used Save it from the trash. It goes info the trash later

Are we supposed to pity this toy? To save it from the trash out of some sort of sense of feeling sorry for it?

Because… ew.

Thanks for the ew, Jason!

YSaC, Vol. 1706: Don’t fear the gazornenplat

2014 May 21

IGELFOR BRUKS AKTIEBOLAG BANKOLIAR BANKO – $25



IGELFOR BRUKS AKTIEBOLAG – BANKOLIAR BANKO. $15/EACH. [LOCATION]

BLRGL! FLRNKY! SPLOOB! $25? $15? GRGLEBANKT!

Thanks for the post, KC!

YSaC, Vol. 1705: I Shotsed the Sheriff

2014 May 19
by dan

Anyone who has ever read this blog (or Craigslist) should know by now that no one in the world has any idea how to spell “chihuahua.” It even took ME two tries, and we’ve been mocking poor spelling of the word since 2008. It almost seems redundant to point out our “if you can’t spell it, you shouldn’t own it” rule of dog breeds.

So what else can Sparky bring to the table besides two DIFFERENT bad spellings of chihuahua?

Chuauah/min pin mix


Small male Chiuahuah/min pin mix for sale.
-1 year 1/2 old
-Very playful and active dog.
-Great with children and other dogs.
-Great with car rides
-not neutered
-do not have shots

Adorable loving dog! Looking for a loving family to care for him. I am moving and can not take him with me. I am selling him for a fee

Awww… darn it. Not only does this ad drive me to drink, I’m not allowed to have shots.

Thanks for the post, Jen!