You Suck at Craigslist

Finishing up “Arts and Crafts” week here at YSaC, here’s something on which to display the fine jewelry a discerning reader like you has obviously acquired…

JEWELRY DISPLAY STAND – $15

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WILL DELETE WHEN GONE
LEAVE MESSAGE AFTER BEEP PLEASE IF YOU CALL
IF YOU EMAIL , LEAVE PHONE # OR I WILL NOT RESPOND DUE TO SPAMMING

…assuming that the discerning reader like you is a wildebeest.

Thanks for this fine post, Amy!

Looks like it’s Fine Art week here at YSaC. Here’s another Fine Art:

You Lucky Dog Painting Old VERY COOL – $50

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Very Cool Old Painting “you lucky dog” painted on the frame. Paper back. nails holding picure in. Show dod reading the paper in a big chair smoling a cigar with a drink sitting next to him, how much better does it get.
PERFECT FOR THE MAN CAVE……….Will trade for ammo, mantoys, tools, harley, other cool stuff, Price is firm….so if it’s not worth the price I am not interested.

Yep. Fifty dollars. That’s a firm price. But the owner will trade, as long as you have a Harley that’s in good enough shape to be worth fifty big ones. Yep – fifty dollars worth of Harley. The only people that can drive motorcycles THAT fancy are the ones who can also afford to smol the really NICE cigars.

Thanks, Michelle!

Outsider art mocking Shannon Doherty

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condition: like new

Unsigned art (a collaborative piece made by two friends of mine) circa 1990. Made from form core and paper and is in very good condition. Holes in the corners for tacking to a wall. Measures 22″ x 17″.

Text reads, “carbuncle: a painful local purulent inflammation of the skin and discharge of pus and usu. necrosis and sloughing of dead tissue”

Typically, I’m home on weekends and week days around 6pm. Take a look at the map and let me know when you want to come by.

Imma go with “Never” on that question. Seriously – is it time to mock Shannon Doherty already? I’m not done mocking Peter DeLuise yet.

Thanks for the post, Stephanie!

video player – $20

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have video player your totaly interested was given to me i cant get it to work

So if we base our assessment of Sparky’s technology savvy based entirely on his or her ability to operate Craigslist, what strategies do we think they might have tried to get this video player working?

• Glaring at it
• Shouting at it
• Chewing on it
• Didn’t actually try anything
• Re-soldering the connections from the power supply to the main PCB
• Drooling

So many possibilities. Thanks, Mitch!

Lion portrait CHEAP – $10

Huge Portrait that we kept from when moved. Paid $40.00 and selling for $10.

[Richard Attenborough voice] The lion. Majestic, imposing, and totally not a tiger. Nope, not a tiger at all. No tigers here. That’s a lion. Yup. [end Richard Attenborough voice]

It’s been a while since we had a nice lion around here. It’s also been a while since I wrote a post. I figured I’d go with a classic to ease myself back into it. Thanks, Jen, for the low-hanging fruit!

Remington 1 and a half horsepower, new electric chainsaw – $25

Condition: Like new
Size / Dimensions: One and a Half Horsepower
Hi Folks! I have an electric (been used one time) chain saw. It cuts like a gas powered model. One and a half horsepower. Will consider trades, but will take thirty dollars or best offer. Thank you, and god bless!!

There. That Craigslist post looks pretty good. Now I just need to… OH GOD! BE CAREFUL WITH THAT CHAINSAW!

Remimgton 1an half horse new elec chain saw – $25

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condition: like new size / dimensions: one and half horse
Hifolkshave electric been usec one time chain ssawcuts like gas powered one half horse will consider trades but will take thirty obo tygod bless!!

Great. Now look what you’ve done.

Thanks for the post, Nathan!