You Suck at Craigslist

So many free things today! Look at all this free stuff!

television an shoe shelves

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condition: good size / dimensions: 26
Good Panasonic TV bought in about 1999 works good and a shelving thing holds lots of shoes you must take both they free

That’s right. If you want the shoe rack, you MUST take the TV. And vice versa. But I’m going to go further. I’m going to insist you ALSO take this desk:

Free Office Desk – no drawer model

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We have an office desk for free that used to be used in our office. This desk has been used in our office and is now being given away, we use cubicles now.

First one here get it free!

Call us to get this…

I know what you’re thinking – Why should I have to take this desk, just to get the shoe rack, when I have no idea whatsoever where it has been used? Well, tough. And bring a truck, because you’re also getting:

FREE–FREE LEFT OVER XMAS TREES FOR BOND FIRES

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LOCATED AT [Location] IS OVER 500 LEFTOVER
XMAS TREES FOR (((FREE))). COME BY AND TAKE WHAT
YOU NEED. AD WILL BE TAKEN DOWN WHEN ALL ARE GONE.

What’s that you say? You don’t NEED 500 Xmas trees in July? Stow it, Sparky! You’re taking them. And just to top it off, we’re going to stuff this down the back of your shirt.

Free free

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Free

Whatever it is.

Serves you right for wanting something for nothing.

Thanks for the free labor, Jason, Ralph and sd!

Thanks to our wonderful readers, it’s been quite some time since the Llamanun and I have had to actually LOOK at Craigslist for blog fodder. We still have plenty of good suggestions in the queue, but just for the heck of it, I decided to see what the “Casual Encounters” section had to offer.

The problem with looking on “Casual Encounters” for terrible Craigslist posts is that it’s just too easy. It feels like cheating, almost.

I just want boobs. – m4w

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I just want boobs to play with, maybe more if we both agree.
No pressure, just fun.Send picture and your age.
Big or small i like em all.

NO PICTURE NO REPLY.

Put BOOBS in the subject line to weed out spam.

This may be the only person in the world where you put BOOBS in the subject line and he’s less likely to consider it spam.

Need a tattooed man – w4m

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Do you look like the guy in the photo? Tattoos and glasses?? I love guys who are rocking this style, it drives me crazy! Hit me up if you are one of them 😉

Apparently her style is “albinos in snowstorms,” because there was no actual picture.

Busy med student seeking something casual – m4w

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Hello!

I am a 24 year old busy med student. I’m white, clean, fit, and hung:)

I am looking for a laid back girl for a casual no strings relationship.

I am in a relationship if my own, but I miss the excitement of meeting new people. If anything happens, it needs to be on the down low.

I am very normal and I am not going to stalk or murder you lol. I don’t have time for that.

If you are interested in chatting message back. Put your eye color in The subject line:)

I promise you will not regret it!

What’s terrifying is that if this guy were just a little less busy, he’d have time to stalk or murder you.

Thanks for the posts, Craigslist!

Good evening, and welcome to “Ask Mister Philosophy Person.” Today’s question on “Ask Mister Philosophy Person” is “What is the nature of the self?”

The nature of the self has been debated for as long as there have been philosophical debates, which has to have been since at least, what, last Tuesday? Something like that. Descartes famously said “Cogito, Ergo Sum” which literally translated means, “How much for this box of toaster waffles?” Later, David Hume opined that the self is merely a bundle of perceptions linked by causality and similarity. Also duct tape. More recently, William James divided the self into four parts: the material self, the social self, the spiritual self, and pure ego. Not sure why these waffles keep cropping up. Contemporary philosophers of the self generally fall into two camps, the reductive and the non-reductive, but keep fighting over whose turn it is to use the trailer hookup, since the two camps share facilities.

In short, the self is an illusive topic, about which we may never have definitive…

SELF – $5

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Little dirty i can clean it.Email if interested.

Oh. Well, there you go then.

Thanks for the post, Elizabeth!

Trailer chassis

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Giving away a metal trailer chassis that is probably 14 feet long.

Just need it removed from the property as soon as possible.

It’s probably fourteen feet long. And I’m pretty sure it’s a trailer chassis. Maybe? It’s back that way somewhere, although it might be off to the left a bit. Actually, now that I think about it, it might also be a hay rake. Or possibly some sort of trebuchet. But I definitely want it gone. Whatever it is.

Thanks for the post, Ralph!

FREE WORDEOBE MOVING BOXES

I have 4 LARGE WARSROBE BOXES . Come get them !

I was going to write some sort of lengthy entertaining snark for this one, but I just keep looking at WORDEOBE and giggling.

Thanks for the link, Peter!

Cozy Room in [location] Available July !st

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Cozy Room in [Location] Heritage House …. Perfect for student room is semi furnish as shown in the ad, but you can bring your own if necessary .
Wifi and utilities are inclusive $ 500.00 per month plus deposit

Well gee – I’ve always wanted to live at the haunted mystery spot. Sign me up!

Thanks for the link, David!