YSaC, Vol. 1740: You have no chance to survive

2014 August 8

a staple calculator sell – $3


condition: good size / dimensions: medium
I got A calculator for sell.

Before u come, better send me e-mail to make a time.
also, you could call me on the phone.

I got lot of good and beautiful baby boys shoes, socks,toys, tables,play station.
And also many charming T-shirts, jeans, jackets,coats and sweaters. . ..as well

Yes, it’s important to make an appointment when purchasing a three dollar disposable calculator. In fact, you should probably call several weeks in advance and make a reservation. You will be shown into the exclusive calculator showroom, after verifying your financial situation, of course. A strict dress code will be enforced – no T-shirts or jeans which are not charming will be permitted.

Thanks for the opportunity, MC!

YSaC, Vol. 1739: SIX sequels? Really?

2014 August 6

radio alarm saw – $250


work good contractor saw.

or best offer

SKREEEEEEEEEEEE…..

“Honey, it’s too early. Just hit snooze, OK?”
*drowsily*”mmmmkay”
*arm reaches out from under the covers and…

Well, you can fill in the rest.

Thanks for the horror, Ron!

YSaC, Vol. 1738: And you’re to blame.

2014 August 4

Promise ring 1/4 ct tw Size 5.5 Trade for hand gun!!! – $275


Very unique Promise ring for sale $275 reasonable offers accepted! Cash only! Paid over $400 comes with lifetime warranty from Helzbergs! I have proof of perchase! Practically brand new! Will trade for hand gun 9mm, .40 cal. , or .45

Trading a promise ring for a handgun, you say?

Thanks for the post, Amy!

YSaC, Vol. 1737: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

2014 August 1
by dan

CARPET REFURBISH FOR CARICATURE ARTIST SERVICE – $500





My carpet is rippling. Need a skilled carpeter
to smooth out my wall-carpet for Caricature Party
Specialist.

I will perform my service for carpet repair.

If you or your loved one needs a
party entertainment idea? Consider me
to entertain your guests at the next
luau or local party. Been doing this for over
30 years.

You know who was awesome? Abraham Lincoln.
You know who else was awesome? Batman.
So what could be more awesome than Bat-Lincoln! Just shine the signal of a stovepipe hat on the sky, and Bat-Lincoln will swoop in and, er, I don’t know – free the slaves or something. But awesome!

Thanks for the post, Lisa!

YSaC, Vol. 1736: Where’s the kaboom?

2014 July 30

inubulizer hoses/attachments


Just the hoses, new in plastic. If you have the machine. If you use an enibulizer machine for breathing treatments, text me or call.


“That earth creature has stolen my Q-36 explosive space inubulizer! Quickly, Gossamer, fetch me the enibulizer! It shall be fully enbubulized immediately!”

(Thanks for the post, Mickey!)

YSaC, Vol. 1735: Look at the bones!

2014 July 28

Cattle Bones


Large cattle pelvic bone, some spine, etc. Tired of them lying around. Call first, no texts.

Darn cattle bones, just lying around. Get a JOB, ya calcified hippies!

(Thanks Jason!)