YSaC, Vol. CLXXX
This one is behind a cut because it’s liberal with the four- (and six-, and seven-) letter words. Just a warning for anyone who might potentially be shocked by that and might want to ask if I’m okay or something.
To all my “Friends” (Doesn’t matter anymore…)
What the hell?! I thought we were cool with each other, but I guess it was a lie. Nobody calls anymore, and nobody wants to hang out. The few that do call get my hopes up about hanging out, but when that day comes… nothing. Thanks for dumping me so suddenly and for forgetting to call, losing my number, and calling to hang out and “forgetting.” If I wasn’t a loner from the start, I’d actually be hurt, but fuck you! all of you! I didn’t invite you into my life you pretended to be a part of mine. I loaned you money, drove you home when you were too drunk to drive, and I even played “wingman” and helped you crash a few ladies nights. If you wanted to stop being friends, just be honest, don’t just fucking ignore me!And to the guy who lied and said your mom died, I saw her on my way to work last week. So I hope what comes around goes around for you, you lying mother fucker!
Because there’s no place like Craigslist to be passive aggressive (unless it’s Passive Aggressive Notes). You can tell he’s not hurt because of the swearing. That indicates his coolness with the situation.
If this were a sitcom, Jack would have left this message on Larry’s answering machine, and would then have run into Larry before Larry heard the message and realize the error of his ways, and Jack would then have had to devise an ingenious scheme to erase the message from Larry’s machine before he heard it. Hilarity and hijinks would ensue.
In real life, though, chances are his friends aren’t actually going to see this unless they regularly troll the “Strictly Platonic” section of their local Craigslist. (Maybe that’s how they entice new suckers friends into their little evil circle?) Anyway, I thought I’d help him disseminate his dissatisfaction with his friends. Purely altruistic purposes, of course.
I smell a donkey butt
You know… given the casual and flippant attitude he has toward his friends’ friendships, maybe he met them on Craigslist.
I had a friend once who invited me to meet up with her at the mall so we could go to a movie together. She left the mall before I got there, apparently forgetting that we had agreed to meet there. We met up and went to the movie, and the movie was LITTLE MAN (her choice, or her little brother’s, not mine). Having been slighted at least twice in one night, I pretty much broke off that friendship. But I didn’t bitch about it on Craigslist.
Hmm… I just had another thought.
Maybe he not only meets his friends on Craigslist, but “hangs out” with them on Craigslist, too.
“Hey, guys. I hear it’s ladies’ night over at Casual Encounters W4M. Who’s in?”
Out of curiosity, was there any indicator (unmasked e-mail, name, etc.) of who this is? What good is it to embarrass yourself in front of all of Craigslist (and YouSuckatCraigslist.com) if nobody knows who you are?
I guess they just needed to let off steam, but that is what blogs are for – not Craigslist.
Or he could just run to the window and yell “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!”
Sorry, misquoted the quote – but you know what I meant!
But are you ok? ARE YOU?
I’m thuper. Thanks for asking.
YSAC, why didn’t you send this in to PAN?? This is solid GOLD!
WooHoo!! I made the main post!