YSaC, Vol. 1272: It’s a terror not knowing what this dog is about.
Mini dog FREE
Free dog. Its an mini shoazer mixed with an toy rat terror.
Txt only at this number xxxxxxxxxx
SHE HAS MILK!
Baby wouldn’t take the milk.
But she still has it
Her milkshake brings the boys to the yard. Damn right, it’s better than yours. She’d teach you, but she’d have to charge.
The dog could also probably teach this person how to spell schnauzer and terrier. Would that make the dog a schnerrier? Or a terauzer?
pitbull pup 8 weeks – $600
im not selling i just want the money i paid comes with 1 year full insurance and had shots already.
Right, I see how this isn’t selling. Selling involves a transaction where money exchanges hands for goods or services, and since you already paid for the dog, this isn’t you selling the dog.
Oh, wait just a minute. Oh, you’re clever after all. You’re not planning on giving up the dog, are you? You’re going to take the $600 from someone and keep the dog, since you’re not selling it, which the ad clearly states. You, sir, are a brilliant entrepreneur.
Thanks, HamCan and Mira!
Wait, is Sparky 1 trying to get his baby to drink milk from a terrifying rat?
Toy Rat Terror was a failed remake of Child’s Play.
It’s also my Modest Mouse cover band.
Haven’t you heard? Rat milk is the newest thing, all the hipsters drink it in their cereal.
Goat cheese is so last decade. Rat cheese is where it’s at.
Ew. You say “rat cheese” and I see cheese with hair in it.
Oooohhhh. I have to lay down. Do we still have Pepto in the lounge?
And it comes pre-flavored; you can get it in Cheese, Cardboard, or Old Garbage. (That last one’s not really a big seller.)
Ghostie, you got in my head! And my Greek yogurt is not so tasty this morning. (I will not look at the ingredients, I will not look at the ingredients)
I thought I could hear soothing ocean sounds!
If you’re at all squeamish I recommend that you never ever read the USDA’s Foreign Materials Manual. It’s scary.
Heard about an establishment in London that was selling either ice cream or yogurt made from breast milk (human). No thank you.
I’m picturing this
Ah, Wanda! No no no no no!
Note to self: No more clicking on any links from Wanda.
Greek yogurt is made with real Greek milk.
But are those cookies made from real Girl Scouts?
These animal crackers are made from animals!*
*Please don’t ask which ones. You really don’t want to know.
Remind me to never order the vegitarian stew…
Ok, but are the vegan brownies alright?
Fat Tony supplies the rat milk, doesn’t he?
And this is going to end up so much further down the thread it’ll make no sense whatsoever.
He does. And then the rats are sent to sleep with the fishes (who don’t, to my knowledge, produce milk).
There are actual milkfishes though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkfish
(It’s weird the things my brain holds onto; I can’t remember where I put my car keys this morning, but I can remember a nearly-extinct species of fish.)
I’m not selling the pit bull puppy. I’m bartering it.
Wit’ a one year warranty against defective workmanship…
Warranty not valid if exposed to water, extreme heat or left in direct sunlight
Rat terrier is a terror.
Awww, Sparkpup is rat-tose intolerant.
“Or a terauzer? ” I’m thinking a ‘terrorizer’.
Or “Trouser”
Perfect! If the mom and pup ran away, they’d have to search everywhere looking for their trousers.
“Baby wouldn’t take the milk.”
First nobody puts Baby in the corner, now she won’t take the milk. I’m beginning to think that Baby needs a little attitude adjustment.
Maybe the pit bull has a time slot open to give a lesson in manners and etiquette.
Pitbull teaches the art of International Love. That’s quite enough terrorizing.
I’d pay good money to see a reboot of Dirty Dancing with Kristen Stewart as Baby, and a rabid pitbull as Johnny Castle.
“Nobody puts Baby Bella in the corner!”
How much is that doggy on Craigslist?
That one with the curdly milk.
How much is that doggy on Craigslist?
I hope that the doggy isn’t being sold.
So the answer to GOT MILK? here would be YES. Sparky shoulda led with that.
Still, I can’t get past the unsettling notion that an perfectly good shoazer-terror is being banished just because her lactic output does not meet the high standards of the gourmet pup. Are they perhaps planning on replacing her with a grey seal (richest milk in the animal kingdom sez google)?
I can take bad spelling, I can take poor puncuation, but I just can’t handle it when someone uses “an” improperly. It hurts and I don’t like pain. Perhaps I’ll see you all tomorrow.
I feel your pain when someone uses “irregardless”.
Or when someone wants to “axe” you a question.
Or “Axe” their body?
If nothing else, the first dog might be tasty if cooked. And grill ye terrors, grill.
[corey] The craigslist “Pets” section prohibits selling animals, but allows modest “rehoming” fees. The craigslist Pet Posting Police frequently flag listings they consider to be sales, leading to entertaining flame wars over How Much Is That Doggie in the Window. [/corey]
Ralph, hope you caught up on your reading while in the box. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, vermicious knids!