YSaC, Vol. 1209: Fluffy’s got a brand new bag.
2012 March 15
Free garbage bag of brand new fluffy’s
Like title says email or phone for pickup location xxx xxx xxxx
Brand new Fluffy’s what? And what did you do with the old Fluffy? (Or was that the old Fluufy? [Side note: I swear Dan and I saw Fluufy/Sparky hanging on the wall in a lodge-themed restaurant we were forced to go to last week. Maybe Fluufy/Sparky went for the guns once too often?])
I just can’t help but think this is going to be one of those “don’t feed them after midnight” situations.
Thanks, Naia!
Sorry, Brain, I’m plush out of ideas here
You just know that bag is just chock-full of
quadrotictacquatrodiddy, grain.Isn’t Garbage Bag of Fluffies IF’s grunge revival band?
They’re my Babes in Toyland cover band.
Sorry, but the “don’t feed them after midnight” situation is the wrong movie. Nobody knows what happened to the old Fluffy after he was set free in the Forbidden Forest; presumably he had puppies. Just give them iPods and a pat on their heads — there, there, there.
If we are talking movie “fluffy”, I was thinking more like this (work-safe, two seconds long)
I’m guessing it’s more of an “if you have to ask, you don’t want to know”.
That, or dryer lint.
I saw that movie! I know what fluffies are!
People! Fluffies are made out of people! You’ve gotta tell them! We’ve gotta stop them somehow!
IT’S A COOKBOOK!
Rosebud!
Spock, get these Fluffies off my ship.
*wait, Mr Shatner. That sounds silly*
Get these Tribbles off my ship.
*much better*
It’s not possessive, silly. It’s a contraction!
“Fluffy Spleen.”
There you go.
Just in time for Fluffophilia-Con 2012.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Brain bleach, stat! Like a Sparky and a Furry convention ended up at the same hotel…
A furry convention focusing only on Peter Cotton-Tail costumes.
Sadly, I don’t have one of those.
No way you don’t have a bunny costume. I call bullshit.
Just trim a little tail off the squirrel costume and you’re all set.
There is a term for trimming a little tail in a costu–Hey, wait a minute . . .
A furry fluffer, Capn?
Cap’n beat me to it!
*puts on vintage Star Trek costume *
Dammit, Captain! Don’t make me change the laws of physics and come up thar and whoop ye!
Also known, in some circles (I, of course, have no idea) as a Fluffer-Nutter.
Zillions of doors for the title …. I’m now reaching for the tissues and will have to redo my eye-makeup
valarie and Digi, your day in the box won’t be all fun and games. We only have room for one of those sofas. So make up our minds and pick the one that is most comfy.
I’ll just be over at the minibar…
Oh, it’s just an ingot of iron. What’s that doing there?
I had traffic court this morning. (What can I say, I learned to drive in Boston). Therefore, I call wooden bench in corner. And a slice of humble pie.
*reads ad as “Free garbage bag of brand new fluffers”*
*thinks “Wow, the porn industry really does wear people down fast these days”*
*corner*
I had the unhappy task of telling Mom why I didn’t want her calling one of my cats “fluffer” – explaining a pornography term to your mother is a conversation that gets really weird really fast.
fluffer is a [term]ograpy term? Does that mean I need to change my google settings to look it up?
My cousin is going to be mortified to hear this.
I once had a friend who (when she was very little) tried to name her orange cat “Orgy”. Her parents insisted it was a bad name, but it was years before she understood why.
Fluufy/Sparky? Not a fanfiction pairing I’m into.
Not that I read fanfiction. (Or have spent the past two months drawing nothing but fancomics)
Lalalala.
Yes! Free garbage bag! Garbage bag was framed! It’s all a set-up!
i haz a confused, is fluffy a dog? ’cause i don’t want a bag of that shit.
in other news, i’ve been using craigslist to teach my dog how to read, but all he can say is ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER!
maybe i should try a good Stephen King novel…
Naw, if you use Stephen King to teach him to read instead of “ROOFER” he’ll just start saying “REDRUM, REDRUM, REDRUM”.
Like the tag says: wt[c]
Nota, where have you been? 8)
Being repressed.
Is that the same as being fluffed?
As the lion is king of the jungle, soon Fluffy will be the king of Saint Canard!
Well, I don’t need a whole bag. I’ll just have a bit of fluff.
Thank you.
One? Don’t listen to Grampdaddy. It’s the size.
Fluff is the stuff you stuff into fluffy stuff like puffs. Nuff said.
OMV, – always remember that it isn’t the size of your fluff, it’s what you do with it.
There’s more than a superficial resemblence between the two of you, Grampdaddy and One. Hmmmm.
More of a mediocreficial maybe.
If Grampdaddy’s name is any indication, no, not at all.
“Free garbage bag of brand new fluffy’s”
Maybe Fluffy is dyslexic.
“Fluffy’s brand new bag of free garbage.” Makes more sense.
Pi day wore everyone out, huh? We had 89 comments then, and less than 50 today. Well, it’s gonna rain all weekend here in SO Cal, I’ll be hanging out in the lounge and trying to get the stains out of the couches.
When the night has come and the lounge is dark,
And the couch has the only stain you see.
Yes, I’ll get off the couch, so you’re able to clean.
Cuz you think that that stain is by me.
So Windy, clean this stain by me, oh, blamed on me.
This stain, blamed on me, stain by me.
If you try to clean it up, but it does not come out,
We’ll find another on Craigslist, wait and see.
You can try, you can try, but the spot will stay here.
Cuz you know it’s a stain, stain by me.
And Windy, it’s a stain by me.
Windy, it’s been blamed on me.
I know that I’m in trouble.
Cuz it’s blamed on me, oh this stain by me.
( No, it’s not one of “those” stains.)
good morning
LOL Thank you for that lovely, uh, rendition. 8) Happy Friday.
Doesn’t it refer to cloth diapers/nappiers? That’s the only context in which I’ve heard talk of ‘fluffies’… (and was my immediate thought when I saw the headline).
valarie and Digitalaxis, your work here is done. Punchity Punch Punch! Hope you enjoy these lovely parting gift bags of fluffies.
Good Morning, Snuggle Bear!